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Max POV
"Come on, Max!" Nudge whined while yanking on my arm. "You have to come with us, you just have to! It'll be so much fun! Get on your swim suit and let's go. The lake is like so beautiful! I know you'll just totally love it! There's music and snacks, and lots of people!"
Hmm… fun, this lake she just talked about actually seemed nice.
Swimming, I love swimming. As for music and food? Oh, I'm so there. . . . But wait, there's people? No, no, no, LOTS of people. In that case, forget it. I don't know if you have realized yet, but I am not a so called 'people person,' and having all these people skip around half naked isn't making the idea any prettier.
Hey, call me prude. I don't care.
"Absolutely not."
"Please Max! This is the first event of the camp! It's my favorite one too! You have to come, you just have to. I want to be the one to introduce you to everyone, so pretty please go? Pretty please Max. For me?"
Shit, the bambi eyes.
Sighing, I flung myself into bed. "Sorry Nudge, not interested."
"But Maaaaxx." Nudge whimpered. "There's gonna be hot guys with no shirts on. No one can say no to that."
"Hell no!" I hissed. "I'm. Not. Going." Nudge's eyes went from marbles, to fucking dinner plates. Well, crap. "No, I mean, I can't go because I don't have a bathing suit…"
Eyes back to normal, she ran to her dresser and threw me two pieces of clothing. "Here! You can borrow mine! I'll meet you out there! If you don't come. . ."
"Nudge?" I asked interrupting her. "I'm not wearing this."
"Uh . . . why not? That's all I have. Just put it on! There's noting wrong with it! It'll be fun, I promise!" She paused. "It's Lissa, isn't it? Oh my gawd, I should have known. OH! Here's an idea, if she bitches to you I'll just back you up, okay?
I snorted. Yeah right, like little goody-goody Nudge would take a bitch slap and a mug full of honey for me.
"Sorry Nudge," I sighed, looking away so she wouldn't give me those evil bambi eyes again. Yes, big, scary, Maximum Ride isn't afraid of any sluts, jocks, Fang . . . Hell! Even Chuck Norris couldn't stand a chance. But, I am a wuss when it comes to bambi eyes. It's my weakness. But you can't tell anyone…. I'm serious.
"I'm not going."
"Please Max! Come on, Angel will be there, and Iggy and Gazzy. You had fun with them at dinner last night, right? Well, they will be there. And even better . . . Fang's going and you know you can't turn down a Mr. Tall, Dark, and Silent . . . Without a shirt."
I was all ears now. If she told me that Fang would be there in a freaking Eskimo getup, I wouldn't think twice about going.
But a shirtless Fang? Ugh . . . just thinking about it makes me drool. Hearing a giggle. I snapped my mouth shut and threw her bathing suit back at her.
"Okay, I'll go. But I'm wearing my stuff. Get out. I'm changing."
"Okay! Thank you Max! You're going to love it! Okay I'm going to stop talking now and let you change. I'll meet you there, I'll take your towel there so you won't forget it! Okay see you there Max!" She grabbed the sun block, her sunglasses, and both of our towels, and left.
Sighing, I walked over to my own dresser to find swimming gear. Oh, god. I just had to throw everything in didn't I? Now I had to waste my valuable time sorting through this pile of shit, as opposed to staring at Fangles. After about 30 minutes of sorting, and organizing, I found a bag that said "Maxi-poo's bathing suits hehehehehe".
Awww, shit. Crap crap shit crap mother flip of the craps! Ugh, what the flim flam?! Obviously Ella switched not only my clothes, but my freaking suits too. Well God just kill me now! I opened the bag, and at least 7 bikinis fell out. And no matter how much I wished that they were actually decent, they all pretty much said 'Bang me I'm a prostitute' all over it.
After looking at the skimpy suits more closely I saw that every single one of them were flipping STRING bikinis! Not just a regular one. No sir, it's a frackin' STRING bikini! It's like she WANTS someone to see my junk.
You know what? Scratch Ella off my 'Humans Max actually likes' list. Cause when I get my hands on that girl, I'm going to friggin' KILL her! (Insert an evil cackle and the stroking of a fluffy white cat here.)
I pulled on the biggest articles of swimwear in the pile, and glanced at my reflection.
I almost died, right then and there. I collapsed onto the cold hard floor as if Edward Cullen fell from heaven and stabbed me with a pitchfork because this bathing suit is a sin. And they SHOULD NOT be handed out to the human species.
In the mirror, I saw a playboy. A slutty playboy. There is NO way I'm going out like this. But Fang . . .
Not seeing Fang's 8 pack, or going out like this.
Maybe I could just wrap myself up in a towel and jump in the lake right when I get there. I'm a fuzzucking genius!
Nudge took your towel, brainless.
Ugh! I started rummaging through my dresser again, and pulled out a really loose, off the shoulder light blue shirt. It was long, so it could pass for a dress. I grabbed my shades, my phone, and ran out.
I knew I reached the lake when I saw people. And let me tell you this, Nudge wasn't kidding. There were loads of people. Nudge spotted me and lead me over to the 16-17 year old section of the beach.
"Maxi!" Brigid giggled. "You look so pretty."
"Shut up," I hissed, even though I knew she was just trying to compliment me. "My sister switched out all my clothes."
"I think you look hot!" Dylan purred wagging his blond eyebrows. I heard Lissa mumbling next to him, which okay, I'll admit, made me smile. I still didn't forget the little 'incident' that happened between us.
I looked at the water that I was just itching to jump into. But I didn't want to take off my shirt. There was no way; I was going to give these perverts the satisfaction to droll over my insane body.
And realizing that no one here had a belly ring just made me want to bash Ells even more. Why does she want to ruin my life? So I stole her Mountain Dew. Why would she give a shit? She actually has access to a convenience store. It's not that freaking hard to get some more beverages with that luxury, is it? No.
Angel then wandered toward us. She greeted to everyone then asked me to go swimming with her. When no one was looking, I slipped off my shirt and dived in the fresh water.
Now all I have to do is stay in this bloody water until everyone leaves. God, it felt good. I could handle this.
After twenty mintues or so, I ditched Angel (I know, I know. But don't judge me! I'm just naturally mean) and swam over to the deep end, where no one was, and floated on my back. Just enjoying the sunlight. Then the next thing I knew, I was drowning.
I started screaming, kicking and scratching my attacker. For god's sake, I'm too young to die!
"Shhh… Max, calm down, it's just me!"
I stopped screaming and looked to none other than Fang Masters. The effing pineapple just dunked me. Get this, an insanely hot guy almost killed me!
"What the hell?" I gasped, coughing as water erupted from my nose.
"Maximum Ride," Fang mocked, "that's not very attractive."
"Fang!" I hissed splashing him. He dived under the water again. I started swimming back to the safe, sweet land, when I got pulled under again.
Now, I was laughing even harder than I did when I heard Fang's ring tone go off. I felt strong arms go around my body. Again, I don't like to be touched. Not even by my own mom. But Fang has the skeleton key.
I turned around and saw not black dark eyes, but devilish green.
"Hey, Maxie," Omega purred. "Miss me?"
"Hey, love," I answered. Blinking the excess water out of my eyes. "Fancy seeing you here."
"Same, we need to talk," Omega whispered. "About us."
"You see. There's the problem," I stated. "There is no . . . us. We're done."
Omega's grip tightened around my waist. And he pulled me in closer to his face. How was he even keeping us both above the water? "Oh, but there is." He kissed my forehead lightly and started working his way down my face. "We just need to talk things out."
Now I was pissed. This thing holding my body was not worthy to kiss my face. I was about to kick him where the sun don't shine when, guess what? I got dunked!
When we surfaced I was looking into familiar dark chocolate orbs.
"Maximum Ride, and Omega West," he smirked. "Interesting couple."
What did he just say? Oh no he didn't! He did not just go there! Does he seriously think I liked that fudge nugget?
"Shut up, and get the hell off of me!" I barked, pushing him off and swimming ashore.
"What's wrong Max?" Brigid asked me as soon as I approached. As she got closer she got a good look at me. "When did you get a belly ring?"
I rolled my eyes. It's not like she's never seen one before. I bet Lissa has one. I looked over her shoulder at Lissa. And to my surprise she didn't have one. Oh, crap. "After I moved."
Dylan took a long look at me and chuckled. "What a naughty girl."
At this point, I wanted to rip everyone's head off and drink their blood in martini glasses. Everyone started talking about it at once.
"Max, when did you get this?" "I knew she was a mistress!" "Damn, can she get any sexier?"
I had enough. All my thinking about food– um, I mean, bloody drinks– got me hungry. I got up and walked over to the canteen. I paid for a sandwich combo, and sat at one of the picnic tables.
I had a little sammich, a little bag of chips, and my little drink. And these cute little sauces. I'm not really a fan of mayo, but I would fricking KILL for ranch dressing.
So here I am, Maximum Ride, dipping my li'l sandwich in my ranch dressing, when a BIG FAT FLY LANDED ON MY SAMMICH!
I hate my life
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