Hi! Firstly I'd like to apologise for the late update. My computer just crashed and i need to replace it... But everything is fine now and I hope I can go back to the weekly update (or faster).

Second, I've edited the early chapter (mostly grammar edits though) but nothing affecting the story flow.

Third, All the characters are not mine!

Enjoy~


Ever since Sherlock discovered that John had an interest in men, he started to build plans slowly. The 'seduce John Watson' plan, he called it. There was another plan, the 'never EVER let John know I impregnated his sister' plan, but that one was running quite smoothly currently. So back to the 'seduce John Watson' plan…

Sherlock had seduced countless people, most of them being strangers. After all, seduction is the best way to get information. It was surprising how many things people would do just to impress someone they fancy. But they were strangers; all he had to do is put up the persona of their liking. Fake smiles, eye flirting, and such. And this time it was John, the man that knew all his flaws and quirks, but somehow still wanted to stay with him. For this plan to work John had to fall for the real him, not some disguise he put up that only last until his purpose served. So after extensive research and observations of the minute details of one Dr. John Watson, he made a list.

1. John likes loves worships tea…

…so for the past few months Sherlock made sure that John got his tea. He waited until John finished his morning tea before dragging him across London in search of clues. For their occasional stakeouts he took John to places that served good tea. And sometimes he even made tea for John himself.

John seemed to be happy every time Sherlock made tea, he always gave him his wide grin and sincere thanks. But other than that everything went on as usual. So…on to the next point…

2. John doesn't like the body parts in the fridge…

…so Sherlock tossed away his body parts experiment and returned (most of) them to the morgue. He could always persuade Molly to let him perform his experiments the morgue, so no great loss there. And there were so many interesting experiments he could do with bodily fluids, instead of body parts, right?

The plan went smoothly for a few weeks; John was pleased with the absence of body parts. Until one morning John came down from his room and made tea. John opened the fridge and was pleased to find a carton of milk inside. He shook the carton and smiled, as he found the container full. He poured the milk into his tea just to realize that the milk had a weird but ghastly familiar smell. He sighed in exasperation,

"Sherlock! Why the hell, is there a carton of semen disguised as milk?"

"It's an experiment." Sherlock answered from the living room. He wondered what the problem was. John never complained about his other fluid experiments.

"I've told you to keep your experiments away from the food. And here I thought you were finally listening to me..."

"But it isn't a body part..."

John sighed and put the carton back in the kitchen after labelling it with black marker, "At least label it next time, okay?"

Sherlock mumbled something as an answer, his mind already drifting. So experiment is fine as long as he labels it.

The next day John found an arm in the fridge, it was wrapped in plastic wrap and 'Arm for experiment - SH' was written on it with black marker.

3. John always enjoys a night out...

...so Sherlock took John to various fancy restaurants at least once a month. There was also a monthly dinner with Harry now. well John had monthly dinner with Harry, Sherlock usually tag along or just appear suddenly at the restaurant.

John liked it; it was not often that somebody took him to a fancy meal. Sherlock had enjoyed the surprised and somewhat awestruck look on John's face the first time they walked into a fine French restaurant. Even though they served overpriced meals in a ridiculously small portion, the look on John's face during the meal was far better than the food itself.

Everything was proceeding nicely and Sherlock was ecstatic. The work went as usual, but now he wasn't as bored between cases. He had John to focus on. John seemed happy with the dinners and he didn't go looking to date anyone else. Sherlock had not felt this happy since he had gotten his first chemistry kit that Mummy gave him for his 10th birthday.

Sherlock was not a common person and he often deleted the common knowledge that most people seemed to think was important. He didn't know that something awful usually happened when someone was too happy.


Post note: I think some people will wondering why does John doesn't freak out at the semen in milk carton scene. My defence is that John is a doctor, he should be used to body parts and body liquids, plus he had been Sherlock flatmate for quite along time at this point (maybe a year or so?) so he kinda used to it.

R&R? Please?