Disclaimer-I don't own Victorious.
Preemptive Author's Notes
Just a quick little shout out to two of the people who have posted reviews for this story.
Metatron85: Your comment on Chapter 4 was hilarious. Seriously, your comment is the reason why I won't allow myself to check the reviews I get during class anymore.
Mage835: I found my copy at FYE, though you can watch all of it on YouTube now. But before you go watch it…well, just continue reading the story.
Chapter Seven
"Anybody home?" Jade called out, opening the door to Tori's house.
"Yeah. And you're really lucky there is, or that would just be creepy. And possibly illegal." Tori said, turning to grin at her from the couch.
"Your parents are still out of town, right?" Jade asked, setting her bag down and looking around.
"Uh, yeah, why?" Tori asked, sounding slightly nervous. She loved Jade, but sometimes Jade scared her.
"I got you a Christmas present, that's all." Jade said, sounding slightly insulted.
"Oh, I got you one too." Tori said, getting up.
"Open mine first." Jade told her, turning around, opening the door, and grabbing a package, which she then presented to Tori.
"Okay." Tori said, smiling and taking it. She quickly unwrapped it revealing a cardboard box. "It's a box." She said, sounding slightly disappointed. Jade pinched the skin between her eyes.
"Vega, open the box before I smack you." She growled. Tori blushed and opened the box, gasping when she saw the contents.
"It's adorable!" Tori exclaimed, pulling out a large Fluttershy plushy.
"Yeah, you better like it." Jade said, smiling. "I can never go back to that Wal-Mart again thanks to that thing." Tori rolled her eyes, set down the plushy, and then pulled her present to Jade out of her purse.
"Now open mine." She said, smiling. Jade smiled and took it. It was a small rectangle that Jade instantly recognized as a DVD. Curious, she unwrapped it.
"Tori, how much did this cost you?" Jade asked after staring silently at the copy of Return to Sleepaway Camp in her hands. Tori frowned in confusion at this odd question.
"It doesn't matter." She said, waving it away.
"Tori…"Jade said, in a tone that demanded obedience. "How much did this cost you?"
"I don't know, ten dollars?" Tori said, confused. Jade reached into her pocket and pulled out her wallet, then tried to hand Tori fifteen dollars. "Jade, what are you doing? You really don't have to pay me back."
"Take the money Tori." Jade growled. Puzzled, Tori took it.
"Jade, this is fifteen dollars."
"I know. The extra five is because I know that you meant well, and because you're about to be traumatized by what I do to your gift." With that she turned, reached into her bag, and grabbed a pair of scissors and a hammer before walking into the kitchen. Tori followed, utterly baffled by her girlfriend's actions.
"Jade, what are you doing?" She asked. Jade ignored her and set the DVD on a cutting board, then went to the knife block and pulled out a butcher knife. She walked back to the DVD and, completely silently, stabbed the DVD, still in the case, with the knife. "Jade, what the chiz are you doing?" Tori yelped, staring as Jade went to town on the DVD with the knife, hammer, and scissors, all the while remaining completely silent. She then gathered up the pieces, poured them down the drain, and turned on the garbage disposal.
"Yeah, that's right you stupid piece of trash." She growled, glaring down the sink. "Die."
"What was that about?" Tori demanded when Jade turned around.
"Let me tell you a story." Jade said calmly. "During the 1990's, the Sleepaway Camp trilogy largely faded into the realm of nobody remembering it. Then, in the 2000's, the explosion of the internet led to a surge in popularity for the series. So, in 2002, a new Sleepaway Camp movie was green lighted. But the director for this movie was Robert Hiltzik, the director of the first movie, who has expressed his dislike for the sequels several times. It was a bit of an odd choice, seeing as how the majority of the people who wanted another movie were fans of the 2nd and 3rd movies, but whatever. Either way we were getting a new Sleepaway Camp movie. When it finally came out in 2008, we were hyped.
"What we got was garbage. It was a who-dunnit like the first one, but with an obvious killer. To make matters worse, it took itself seriously, every character in it was completely unlikable, it had a twist ending that made no sense, and it had really crappy CGI. And as far as I've been able to tell, it had no editor. In short, imagine if Dark Knight Rises had been as bad as Batman and Robin, or if Harry Potter 7 part 2 had been as bad as the Eragon movie." Tori stared at her.
"Wow, I'm really sorry Jade. I didn't realize how much you hated that movie. If I had, I wouldn't have bought it for you."
"You don't need to be sorry, you had no way to know that." Tori still looked upset, so Jade walked over and hugged her. "Seriously babe, don't worry about it." She said soothingly, kissing her.
"But now I feel all bad because technically, I didn't get you a gift." Tori said, pouting. Jade shrugged.
"Make me a cup of coffee, and don't make me watch any more My Little Pony for the rest of the month, and we'll be even." She said, kissing her again. Tori sighed.
"Deal."
One week later
"Hey, babe." Jade said, leaning over to kiss Tori on the cheek. "What did you want to see me about?" Tori had texted her a few minutes ago asking her to come over.
"I wanted to give you something." Tori said brightly, standing up. Jade frowned.
"I told you, you don't have to get me anything." She said. Tori had been trying to make up for giving her Return to Sleepaway Camp all week, and it was starting to make her feel guilty. Tori shrugged and smiled.
"A little late for that now." She said, handing Jade a box. Jade took it hesitantly.
"This box has holes in it." She observed, frowning. Tori smiled.
"Why yes, yes it does. Now, why don't you open it and see what's inside?" Jade thought for a moment, then smirked and put the box on the couch.
"Nah, I think I'll wait until I get home. You know, savor the suspense for a while." Tori folded her arms.
"Jade open it. Now." Jade smiled and sat down next to the box.
"Fine. Sheesh Vega, don't get so upset." Jade opened the box and peered inside. Tori smiled as she saw her girlfriend's eyes widen. Jade reached into the box and carefully retrieved a little black kitten.
"Well?" Tori asked, smiling and sitting down on the other end of the couch. Jade frowned as the kitten blinked sleepily and batted at her hair with a little paw.
"It's adorable." She sighed, cradling it in one arm and stroking its head with her other hand. Tori smiled.
"What are you going to name her?" She asked. "Just so you know though, you can't name her Scissors." Jade glared at her.
"And why can't I?" She demanded.
"Because I already named my kitten Scissors." Tori said, picking up a little white ball that Jade had assumed was a very large, very clean, sock that somebody had balled up and tossed on the couch. It opened its eyes and yawned before nesting in Tori's lap.
"You named your kitten Scissors? Why?" Jade demanded. Tori shrugged.
"I don't know. You're the best thing in my life right now, and I wanted her name to reflect that. I didn't want to call her Jade though, and coffee didn't make sense since she's white. So I named her Scissors." Jade stared at her as she smiled.
"Wow." Jade said finally. "That is both the corniest thing I've ever heard, and the sweetest thing. I don't know how I feel about this."
"I believe the term you're looking for is 'in love'." Tori teased, leaning over and kissing Jade on the nose. Jade wrinkled her nose, then looked down at the little kitten in her arms. She was fully awake now, and was looking around curiously.
"Angela." Jade said finally.
"Angela?" Tori asked, raising an eyebrow and fighting back a chuckle.
"Yes, Angela. After all, we spent a lot of that weekend watching or talking about Sleepaway Camp, and that's what defines the weekend together. If you're going to be corny about this, the so will I." Tori laughed.
"Alright then, Angela it is." She said, reaching behind her. "And I've got something else for you too." Smiling, Tori pulled out the DVD copy of My Little Pony season 2, sliding it across the couch towards Jade.
"You better just mean that you want me to watch it, and not that you bought it for me." Jade said, glaring at it. Tori rolled her eyes.
"Of course I didn't buy it for you. You'd just destroy it."
"No I wouldn't." Jade protested. "It takes a special level of hate to make me destroy a DVD. I'd just give it back to you." Intrigued by the random colorful object, Angela crawled from Jade's arms to sniff the DVD. She batted at it with her paw, stared at it for a moment, then turned around and when back to Jade's arms. "That's my girl." Jade said happily. "Shun the evil cartoon, shun!" Tori sighed.
"Look, how about we watch Sleepaway Camp 2, and then we watch Season 2, alright?" Jade mulled it over.
"Deal." She said finally, leaning over and kissing Tori on the lips.
Author's Notes
Okay, I'll make this perfectly clear. I was not exaggerating how bad Return to Sleepaway Camp is. In fact, the stuff Jade did to it is pretty much exactly what my friends and I did when we finished the movie the first time. The only difference is, my friend Maria took it out back and shot it with a shotgun before we went at it with various weapons. And then the next day she went out and bought a calico kitten she named Lucy to make herself feel better. Kittens make everything better according to her, so I decided to put it in the story.
And now, for the sad news. This was the last chapter guys! This story is over, I can't think of anything left for me to say in it. I thank each and every one of you who's read and reviewed this story, thank you so much! Bye!
