Ritsuka,

Happy April fools day!

-Soubi

Soubi,

All right. I give up.

What did you do?

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

Why do you think that I have done any thing?

-Soubi

Soubi,

You're too happy and you walked in today looking quite impressed with yourself.

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

You'll find out soon enough.

Although, I assure you that I didn't do anything to you.

-Soubi

Natsou and Youji,

I know you two did it!

-Kio

Kio,

Did what?

-N and Y

Natsou and Youji,

Today when I walked out of my house, an entire gallon of water fell on my head.

When I got to my car one of my tires was sliced.

When I changed it, my car wouldn't start because someone fried it.

I got three threatening messages today and fifteen unknown phone calls.

My entire desk space at home was covered in tin foil.

Somebody hacked my computer.

When I turned on my stove today, I started a fire in my kitchen.

And somebody changed every key on my computer!

I'm using the school computer right now. I know you two did something.

-Kio

Kio,

We didn't do any of that

But whoever did was a freaking genius!

-N and Y

Natsou and Youji,

How do I know I can trust you?

-Kio

Kio,

We've been trying to prank Soubi all day!

He knows every trick in the book!

-N and Y

Soubi,

When are you going to tell me?

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

Patience is a virtue, Ritsuka.

Be patient.

-Soubi

Soubi,

Why can't you just tell me? Please, Soubi?

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

Just wait a little longer.

It shouldn't take much longer anyways.

-Soubi

Ritsuka,

I know you did it!

You can't fool me!

-Kio

Kio,

Um, what?

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

I'm wet, the engine of my car is unfixable, my computer is hacked, my kitchen is burnt, I got a bunch of unknown phone calls today, and literally somebody just keyed the seats in my car.

Just own up now and I won't tell anybody.

-Kio

Soubi,

Oh my god.

You're a genius.

-Ritsuka

Kio,

I have no idea how to hack a computer or mess with the engine of a car.

I know who is though.

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

I assume he told you?

And thank you.

-Soubi

Soubi,

More like he accused me.

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

WHO IS IT?!

I need to get back at them!!
-Kio

Kio,

Trust me.

You won't be able to.

Ever.

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

Are you still talking to Kio?

-Soubi

Ritsuka,

Tell me!!!
-Kio

Kio,

No way.

Here's a hint: He's only got two friends; you and me.

-Ritsuka

Soubi,

I haven't told him yet.

I gave him a hint though, so he should be coming your way soon.

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

You're going to have to give me a better hint.

Wait a second.

It was Soubi, wasn't it?

-Kio

Ritsuka,

I knew I could get you to play along

Thank you

-Soubi

Kio,

Maybe.

-Ritsuka

Soubi,

I

Can

NOT

Believe

You!!

-Kio

Kio,

I do not know what you are talking about.

-Soubi

Soubi,

You know as well as I do what you did!

-Kio

Kio,

Did you try Natsou and Youji already?

-Soubi

Soubi,

Yes. And Ritsuka too.

-Kio

Kio,

Why Ritsuka?

He never did anything.

-Soubi

Soubi,

You just admitted it!

-Kio

Kio,

I did no such thing.

-Soubi

Soubi,

Come on! I know it was you! You're the only person smart enough to do what happened to me.

-Kio

Kio,

Fine. I did it.

-Soubi

Soubi,

Now get over here and fix everything!

-Kio

Kio,

No.

-Soubi

Ritsuka,

You want to help me get back at Soubi?

-Kio

Kio,

Not really.

-Ritsuka


Hey everyone! Sorry this took so long! Ill try to write more of this.

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~Wolfie