Ritsuka,
Happy April fools day!
-Soubi
Soubi,
All right. I give up.
What did you do?
-Ritsuka
Ritsuka,
Why do you think that I have done any thing?
-Soubi
Soubi,
You're too happy and you walked in today looking quite impressed with yourself.
-Ritsuka
Ritsuka,
You'll find out soon enough.
Although, I assure you that I didn't do anything to you.
-Soubi
Natsou and Youji,
I know you two did it!
-Kio
Kio,
Did what?
-N and Y
Natsou and Youji,
Today when I walked out of my house, an entire gallon of water fell on my head.
When I got to my car one of my tires was sliced.
When I changed it, my car wouldn't start because someone fried it.
I got three threatening messages today and fifteen unknown phone calls.
My entire desk space at home was covered in tin foil.
Somebody hacked my computer.
When I turned on my stove today, I started a fire in my kitchen.
And somebody changed every key on my computer!
I'm using the school computer right now. I know you two did something.
-Kio
Kio,
We didn't do any of that
But whoever did was a freaking genius!
-N and Y
Natsou and Youji,
How do I know I can trust you?
-Kio
Kio,
We've been trying to prank Soubi all day!
He knows every trick in the book!
-N and Y
Soubi,
When are you going to tell me?
-Ritsuka
Ritsuka,
Patience is a virtue, Ritsuka.
Be patient.
-Soubi
Soubi,
Why can't you just tell me? Please, Soubi?
-Ritsuka
Ritsuka,
Just wait a little longer.
It shouldn't take much longer anyways.
-Soubi
Ritsuka,
I know you did it!
You can't fool me!
-Kio
Kio,
Um, what?
-Ritsuka
Ritsuka,
I'm wet, the engine of my car is unfixable, my computer is hacked, my kitchen is burnt, I got a bunch of unknown phone calls today, and literally somebody just keyed the seats in my car.
Just own up now and I won't tell anybody.
-Kio
Soubi,
Oh my god.
You're a genius.
-Ritsuka
Kio,
I have no idea how to hack a computer or mess with the engine of a car.
I know who is though.
-Ritsuka
Ritsuka,
I assume he told you?
And thank you.
-Soubi
Soubi,
More like he accused me.
-Ritsuka
Ritsuka,
WHO IS IT?!
I need to get back at them!!
-Kio
Kio,
Trust me.
You won't be able to.
Ever.
-Ritsuka
Ritsuka,
Are you still talking to Kio?
-Soubi
Ritsuka,
Tell me!!!
-Kio
Kio,
No way.
Here's a hint: He's only got two friends; you and me.
-Ritsuka
Soubi,
I haven't told him yet.
I gave him a hint though, so he should be coming your way soon.
-Ritsuka
Ritsuka,
You're going to have to give me a better hint.
Wait a second.
It was Soubi, wasn't it?
-Kio
Ritsuka,
I knew I could get you to play along
Thank you
-Soubi
Kio,
Maybe.
-Ritsuka
Soubi,
I
Can
NOT
Believe
You!!
-Kio
Kio,
I do not know what you are talking about.
-Soubi
Soubi,
You know as well as I do what you did!
-Kio
Kio,
Did you try Natsou and Youji already?
-Soubi
Soubi,
Yes. And Ritsuka too.
-Kio
Kio,
Why Ritsuka?
He never did anything.
-Soubi
Soubi,
You just admitted it!
-Kio
Kio,
I did no such thing.
-Soubi
Soubi,
Come on! I know it was you! You're the only person smart enough to do what happened to me.
-Kio
Kio,
Fine. I did it.
-Soubi
Soubi,
Now get over here and fix everything!
-Kio
Kio,
No.
-Soubi
Ritsuka,
You want to help me get back at Soubi?
-Kio
Kio,
Not really.
-Ritsuka
Hey everyone! Sorry this took so long! Ill try to write more of this.
Please review and go vote on my poll!
~Wolfie
