"Hey, guys! Sofia here!" I waved to my camera with a big smile on my face. "So, if you're wondering what's with the change in scenery, I am currently in the O2L house spending some time with my best friends in the whole world. It is also currently eleven pm which means exactly one hour from now, I will officially be eighteen years old. To celebrate I decided to do the q&a you guys have been asking for. But this time, there are a couple twists."

I paused dramatically. "The first one is a very special guest. The one and only..."

I held my arm out and he ran into frame and sat down beside me. "It's me! Connor!"

I laughed. "Yes, it's finally happening. Connor and I are finally doing a collab."

"My dreams are coming true." He sighed dramatically.

I giggled. "Same. Connor, tell the people what the other twist for our video is."

"It's going to be very sexy." He said with a wink.

"That's right! I went to twitter and had you guys submit questions under the hashtag SexualSofia. And Connor is going to help me answer them." I explained.

"We've both pulled up the tag on our phones and we're going to go through and take turns asking questions." Connor said.

"Would you like to start?" I offered.

"I would love to." He said, looking down at his phone. "First question, what is sex?"

I chuckled. "Ask your mom."

"Or your dad." Connor said.

"Or your priest." I shrugged.

"Probably not your priest." He grinned.

I laughed. "Question two. Did you touch the butt?"

"Yes." We answered in unison.

"Do you ever get hit on by older people?" He asked. "I get hit on by moms all the time."

"The other day a girl came up to me in Taco Bell and her dad kept making these 'fuck me' eyes and I was so scared." I said.

Connor laughed as I looked for a new question.

"Are you romantic?"

Connor nodded with a small smile. "I am a hopeless romantic."

I shook my head. "No. I hated The Notebook."

"Seriously?" He asked.

I shook my head again. "I'm lying completely. I love The Notebook. I own the dvd. I cry everytime. And I am also a hopeless romantic. And I hate it about myself. What's the next question?"

"This is a good one. How do you get over a crush?" He asked.

"Get under him instead." I said immediately.

Connor's eyes widened a fraction. "Wow. I don't even need to answer because nothing I could say could ever beat that."

I laughed. "Thanks."

I looked for a new question. "What do you do when you're home alone? Winky face."

"Sleep." Connor said.

"Eat." I answered. "Bet you thought you would get something better with the winky face..."

"You thought wrong!" Connor finished.

After a dramatic pause, he read a new question. "Have you ever kissed a stranger?"

"Yes." We answered in unison again.

"Have you ever sent nudes or had them sent to you?" I asked.

"Both." He answered with a hint of a blush.

"Ooh, scandalous." I teased. "I've had them sent to me but I haven't sent them. This guy sent me a dick pic and I did not want it and I was vaguely offended."

Connor laughed. "One time I got a dick pic because this guy sent it to a wrong number and I was in shock for the rest of the week. I was disturbed."

I patted his arm. "We've all seen dicks we didn't want to see."

He chuckled. "Going with the theme of nudes, what would you do if your nudes were leaked?"

"Well, if you're Acacia Brinley you get internet famous." I said.

"Oh my god, the shade!" Connor said after a burst of laughter.

After he stopped laughing, I spoke. "How many relationships have you been in? I have been in two serious relationships."

"I have been in three." Connor said. "Turn offs? Turn ons?"

"I can't think of any immediate turn offs other than smoking, honestly." I said.

"I agree with that." He nodded.

I thought for a moment. "Neck biting and hair pulling is a major turn on."

"This is kind of hard to explain... I like when girls dress differently. Like, if you see a girl who usually wears skirts or dresses and she's dressed down in like sweats. Or a girl who dresses casually in jeans or whatever, and you see her in a dress. I love that." Connor explained.

"How many people have you kissed?" I asked.

"Too many to count." He said.

I nodded. "I could try to count but I would fail."

He looked at his phone screen. "What kind of underwear do you have on?"

We both pulled the waistband of our pants away from our bodies to look.

"I am wearing blue American Eagle boxers." He said.

"I am wearing a thong. It is pink with white dots." I said.

"Cute." Connor teased.

I laughed. "Shut the fuck up."

"Ever skinny dipped?" I asked a second later.

Connor nodded. "Yep."

"I have not. But I want to." I admitted.

"Are you a good kisser?" He asked.

I paused. "Well, I mean, I'd like to think I am."

"Same." He nodded.

"What do you usually wear to bed?" I read.

"Boxers. Or I sleep naked." He said.

I nodded. "I either sleep naked or in a tank top and spanks."

"Here's a good question for you. Does size matter?" He asked.

I paused. "Kind of... But it's more important that you know how to use it."

"Honestly, all I'm thinking about right now is boobs." He admitted and I cackled.

I looked at a new question. "Okay, here's one for you. What's the best color of lingerie?"

"Pink. Pink is really cute. Or white." He said.

"Pink is my personal favorite. I think white is cute because it's sort of... innocent? Lingerie is cool in general. I am a fan of wearing it." I admitted.

"Phone sex or sexting?" He asked.

"Sexting." I said without hesitation.

He nodded. "I think sexting is less awkard."

"Definitely." I said. "Would you ever have shower sex?"

"I already have." He said.

"I have not but I definitely think I would."

"Would you ever have a threesome?" He read.

I thought about it. "I think it depends who it would be with... But honestly I can't see myself doing that."

He nodded. "Yeah, I doubt it. I just... I don't know. I feel like I wouldn't know what to do."

I laughed. "Exactly. Where do I put my mouth? Which one of you is touching my vagina? What's happening?"

Connor burst out laughing and fell over on the lounge. "Oh my god!"

"I think I may need to cut that part out." I said.

"You think?!" He almost shouted.

I laughed. "I didn't intend on being that dirty."

"Well, you did it." He said, sitting back up.

"These are progressively getting more and more dirty." He said as we scrolled through the tag in search of more good questions.

"I know. It's glorious. Oh, here's a good one. Dom or sub?" I asked.

"I don't know..." He trailed off.

"Both, I think. Sometimes you want to be in control and other times you want someone to control you." I said, my cheeks growing red.

"Again, I'm going to have to agree with you." He said. "Favorite position?"

I cocked my head to the side while I thought about it.

"When the girl is on her back with her legs on my shoulders." He finally said.

I nodded. "That's a good one. People are going to think it's weird that I say this, but reverse cowgirl..."

"Really?" Connor asked, a bit shocked.

My cheeks grew more red as I met his green eyes. "Yes. Is that weird?"

"I don't think it's weird. I just think a lot of girls don't like it because girls usually want to see the other person's face." He said.

"But sex doesn't always have to be romantic and cute and shit. I think that we can all agree that sometimes, not all the time, it needs to get a little dirty."

Connor was so surprised. "I have honestly never heard a girl say that."

I shrugged. "It's true. All girls either want someone to be rough with them or to be rough with someone else every now and then, if not always. Most just don't admit it."

He laughed. "This has been such an educational experience."

"And this has been Sex Ed with Connor Franta and Sofia Forwood. Tune in next Monday for more!" I said with my best tv announcer voice.

"Actually, if you want more you can just go watch my videos." Connor said.

"Or do that. Connor and I made a video for his channvel where we played a very offensive game called Cards Against Humanity. You can click anywhere on his person right now to go watch it. It will also be the first link in the downbar for those of you on mobile."

"Thumbs up this video if you liked our very sexy answers to your very sexy questions." Connor said, both of us doing a thumbs up.

"And make sure you're subscribed to both of our channels because we're kind of cool." I said. "I'll see you next week. Stay chill. Bye!"

We waved to the camera before I shut it off.

"Well that was exciting." Connor said as I packed my camera in the bag.

"I agree." I smiled.

"I feel vaguely dirty." He said.

I laughed. "I can understand that."

He glanced at the clock on the wall and grinned. He jumped up and wrapped his arms tightly around my waist, lifting me off the ground. "It's midnight. Happy birthday!"

I giggled and held onto him. "Thanks, Connor."

He released me a headed towards the stairs.

"Where are you going?" I asked.

"I have to go get your present!" He said.

"Present?"

He nodded excitedly and sprinted up the stairs.

I sat down on the lounge and Connor came running back into the room a moment later, holding a box wrapped with purple wrapping paper and topped with a silver bow.

There was a card stuck to the top so I pulled it off and removed the envelope.

The card was for a child. It had three little girls on the front, standing beside each other, holding pink baloons, and it said "Birthday Princess." When I opened the card it said "Happy birthday to Her Royal Cuteness."

I laid the card in my lap and turned to Connor. He was smirking slightly.

"What the actual fuck is wrong with you?" I asked, trying not to laugh.

"It's cute, right?" He grinned.

I shook my head. "You're ridiculous."

I placed the card on the coffee table and tore the purple paper off the box. I paused before opening the box. "This is heavy. I'm scared."

"Just open it. It's nothing bad." Connor encouraged.

I lifted the lid off the box and sat it down. The first gift was laying on top. It was a $15 Starbucks gift card. "Yaaaaaaas!"

Connor laughed. "Look at the rest of it, dork."

I stuck my tongue out at him and lifted the next gift. There were two books. A copy of Looking For Alaska and Paper Towns, my two favorite John Green books that I'd lost my copies of while moving.

I grinned. "Thank you."

"Look at the title pages of them." He whispered.

Upon opening each book, I found that they were both signed by John Green. "Ohmygod!"

I turned to Connor, my jaw and eyes wide. "Connor, thank you so much."

I threw my arms around his shoulders, holding him tightly.

"You're welcome, Sof." He said, squeezing my hips. "There's one more present left."

I released him and looked back into the box. At the very bottom I saw a blue jewel case, the disc inside was labeled "For Sofia" in Connor's slightly messy handwriting.

"What is it?" I asked.

He grabbed the case and walked across the room, removing the disc and placing it into the dvd player.

The disc loaded and he pressed play.

The opening screen showed a picture of our group of friends. I was in the middle, Connor directly to my left, Olivia directly to my right. The rest of O2L, Tyler, Troye, Sawyer, Joey, and Grace were standing in various positions around us.

Along the top of the screen, in purple, swirling text, it said "Happy 18th Birthday, Sofia!"

The image faded into a picture of Connor and I, a selfie we'd taken on a trip to Starbucks. That picture then faded into one of me, Tyler, and Troye. The pictures continued faded into new ones, into small video clips of me with all of my best friends. There were countless pictures and videos and the transitions were perfect. It must've taken Connor forever to finish. It was beautiful and easily the best gift I'd ever recieved.

When it ended, I turned to face Connor, tears streaming down my cheeks. "Thank you. I really can't say anything else. This is the best present anyone has ever given me. I love it. God, thank you so much."

He held me tightly, one of his hands gently running through my hair.

I pulled back slightly to look at him, he smiled widely. "Thank you."

"You're welcome, Sofia." He whispered, kissing my forehead.

There was a pause, it was silent for a moment.

"Sofia, can I ask you something?" He asked, wiping stray tears from my cheeks.

I nodded.

"I have to preface this first... I've been watching your videos ever since you uploaded the very first one with Olivia, every video, every week, even your vlogs. They always made me laugh, a few videos you did even gave me inspiration for videos of my own. You were wicked smart too. You weren't just funny by making dirty jokes. You were witty and clever. There was this sort of dry humor that I feel like I only ever saw on The Office. I sort of fell in love with your personality. And you're gorgeous, so god damn beautiful. Then I found out you were moving to San Diego, I thought maybe I should get up the courage to actually talk to you and then maybe we could meet. But I was nervous, really nervous, and I never said anything. Then I saw your video with Tyler where you said I was your Youtube crush, and I was really happy about that. And then I ran into you at Vidcon. You were even more beautiful in person. We spent that night together and it was one of my favorite nights ever, Sof. You are so much fun to be around, you're one of my best friends, and I care about you so much." He paused, his eyes gauging my reaction.

I know I was blushing like crazy, and I felt tears prickling my eyes.

"Be my girlfriend?" He asked.

I smiled widely and nodded vigorously. "Yes, of course."

~!Okay, so that was kinda cute. To be completely honest, I feel like this chapter wasn't that great, but maybe that's just me. Please let me know what you guys think. Do you like it? Do you ship Confia? I know I do. Anyways, thank you so much for reading. I love you guys heaps. -Aly!~