Disclaimer – I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, but all of you SHOULD know that by now, I hope…

Terisberry: I'm SO sorry for the way to long update. My only excuse is school and how much I LOATH it, but I must endure b/c I need cash when I grow older. Thank the Lord above for vacations, which are, unfortunately, my only time of rest.

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Chapter Five: What. The. Hell.

(The next day)

Sun ray shone through Isis's room window and gently lay on her face. Her body heaved up and down; her breathing gentle. "Mmmm…." She moaned softly, turning towards the window. The picture perfect image of a sleeping goddess. She slowly opened her eyes to the morning sunlight. "ARGH! Sun! ACK! Too much sun! UNGH!" she yelled, covering her face with her hands. Ok, so not the perfect image of a goddess… "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Scratch that, more like the picture perfect image of a demon.

Isis removed her hands from her face and squinted at the window. "Damn sun! Why must you be so bright!" She asked as though it would answer. One would think that she'd be used to the sun, being from Egypt and all… "It won't answer," said a voice. A cruel, arrogant voice. The voice of the one and only Seto Kaiba. Isis turned from the window and toward Seto, who was sitting on a chair that was placed near her bed.

What was this loser doing in her room? And when exactly has this room in Seto's house become hers? "Oh, so now I'm a loser, am I?" Seto asked, as if reading her thoughts. Isis's eyes widened. B-but…how did he…did he read my mind? Is he psychic, maybe even telepathic…? "What? Psychic and telepathic means the same thing, you idiot!" Oh no! The crazy loser man has read my mind again! I knew he was a weirdo…but this! "What do you mean weirdo! Never mind that, I'm not reading your mind! For goodness sakes, you're speaking out loud!" Seto yelled, obviously frustrated.

"Huh?" Isis rubbed her eyes. "I must have been still half asleep…" "No shit Sherlock," Seto replied crudely. Isis glared. "I didn't come here to argue—even though I'd take no greater pleasure than making a fool of you—I've come to discuss last nights events." Isis rolled her eyes. "Look, if you want answers, ask you so called 'innocent' girlfriend. That bitch is the one who started it." Seto growled. "What did I tell you about speaking badly of Serenity?" Isis scowled. "Ok, ok. Fine."

"Last night, to put it nicely, went horribly wrong." No duh. "Not only did you embarrass me," he said, "but you also savagely attacked my girlfriend." "Ummm…hello Seto, but… were you even there? Your girlfriend attacked me." She said. He ignored her and continued. "Now, I don't want a repeat of last night happening ever again. When Serenity is over for dinner, you will be eating dinner in your room. Got that?" Isis nodded grudgingly. "Good." He got up, walked to the door and left.

As Seto smirked to himself while waling down stairs, Isis was fuming in her room. Savagely attacked her! Is he blind, or just stupid! She attacked me, and I have a cast on! The nerve of that man! Thinking his word is law! Ha! Just because he's cute… Wait a minute… where'd that come from! Seto…cute…? Ewww! Seto + cute hell freezing over—which will never happen. Goodness! Serenity must have knocked me down harder than I thought…

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(The Wheeler residence)

"Can you believe that ho? Thinking she's all that and a bag of chips. Ha! She's nothing but a common slut!" Serenity ranted to her brother Joey. Joey watched as she stomped from one side of the room to another. Serenity stopped and waited for her brother to respond. After a few minutes, Joey said, "I like chips." "…" She then walked off to her room. Joey just sat there with a confused look on his face. "What's wrong with chips?" he thought aloud.

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(Serenity's room)

Serenity called Téa after her talk with Joey and informed her all that happened last night and what Joey had just said. "I mean—I like chips? The hell? Sometimes he can be such a dunce," Serenity said. "You're telling me. I wonder why Isis was at Kaiba's house, though," Téa said. "Probably being the slut she is," Serenity mumbled. "What?" Téa asked. "Nothing. Look, I have to go. Bye." "Bye."

Serenity pressed the flash button the quickly dialed Seto's home number. After one ring, the phone was picked up. It made her wonder if Seto hired people just to pick up the phone. "Kaiba residence," the monotoned voice said. "Umm…hello. Is Seto there?" "No, unfortunately the master of the house has already left for work. May I ask who is calling and whether or not you would like to leave a message with your phone number," droned the voice.

"Is Isis there?" Serenity asked, ignoring what the person just said. "Yes, Miss. Isthar is here. Would you like for me to inform her of your call?" asked the voice. "No thank-you," Serenity said and hung up. For a few minutes, Serenity contemplated with herself whether to go to Seto's house and confront Isis, or to stay home. She finally decided to go over there and give Isis a piece of her mind. She quickly changed into jeans and a turtleneck sweater, put on her sneakers, and grabbed her coat. While jogging down the stairs, struggling to put on her coat, Joey asked her where she was going. "To Téa's," she lied. "Oh, ok, but let me walk you there." "NO!" she yelled. Joey looked at her funny. "Why not?" he asked her, suspicion evident in his voice. "Well… ummm… because… uh… I'm taking the bus," she answered lamely. "Ok. Jus' be careful, alright?" "Alright." She then left the house, breathing a sigh of relief as she left.

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(Kaiba residence: afternoon)

Isis relentlessly scribbled down words describing the infamous Seto Kaiba. You know, the usual words: jackass, ass, bastard, son of a bitch, etc. Interesting enough, she didn't write the same word twice and was almost out of space, on both sides of the paper. And she used every square inch. One would wonder if she used such words as cute or adorable… There came a knock at her door. "Yes?" "Umm… Isis, this is Serenity Wheeler." Isis's temper began to flare. What does that bitch want? Isis surprised herself and Serenity when she said, "Come in." Serenity cautiously opened the door. "Hey," she said.

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(Kaiba residence: evening)

Seto sighed as he entered the comfort of his home. "Hey," he said to one of the maids passing by, "where's Mokuba?" "In his room playing games," she answered. "And Isis?" He did not know why he even cared. "In her room with Miss. Wheeler," she answered. His eyes widened, which is rare in his case. "Isis… and Serenity… in the same room!" he practically yelled. "Umm… yes sir," she said as more of a question then a statement. "Why didn't someone separate them?" Now he was yelling. What was his staff thinking! They all saw what happened last night! The two are not meant to be in a 1000 feet radius of one another. "Well… you see—" before she could finish, and eruption of giggles sounded from the top of the staircase. "He actually did that?" he heard Isis's voice ask. "Yeah. It was so funny!" he heard Serenity's voice say. He looked up in horror, another thing shown rarely in his case, at the top of the staircase. What he saw would even surprise the devil himself. He saw Isis and Serenity laughing, together, like they were best friends. Only three words popped into his mind. "What. The. Hell."

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AN UPDATE! I'm so proud of myself. ) R&R

(I didn't mean to make Joey a little slow b/c I don't like him, I made him that way b/c I LOVE him! Really, Joey's a great guy, or should I say character...?)