A/N: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! The f---ing Gateway tests are this week! They determine whether or not I get out of 7th grade. They give you about 3 hours to finish, but it takes about 1. Then, all you're allowed to do is read or stare at the wall. It just makes you wanna throw up! (sighs, puts on a smile) Ok, now that that's out of my system, I can start the chapter. I figured I might as well get the Easter special out of the way before Passover.
Disclaimer: Pleeeeeeaaaaaaase, Easter Bunny? Pleeeeeeeeeaaaase can I have the rights to Star Wars? The "Bat Mitzvah Fairy" failed to do so.
Everything in the Solo apartment was calm and at peace as the artificial sun rose over Corascant. The only sound was the soft snoring coming from Han and Leia. For the first time since Anakin was born, they were actually sleeping in past 7 AM. That is, until Jaina and Jacen quietly creped into the room and jumped onto the bed.
"Happy Easter, Mommy!" they shouted.
"Right back atcha," Leia muttered, walking into the bathroom to get a shower.
"Happy Easter, Daddy!" they said to Han.
"That's right! It's Easter!" he said, then smiled. "Oh, boy! Let's go see if the Easter Bunny left us presents under the Easter Tree!"
"No, Daddy! That's Christmas!" Jaina giggled.
"It is?" Han asked in mock confusion. "Oh, yeah. Easter is the holiday where we dress up in rabbit costumes and go around the apartment and get candy!"
"No, Daddy! That's Halloween!" said Jacen.
"It is? Oops! My mistake!" said Han, pretending to smack himself in the forehead. "Now I remember! Easter is the holiday where Mommy cooks the Easter Bunny and we all sit around and watch Podracing all day!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the twins screamed?
"What's all the noise about?" asked Leia, coming out of the bathroom in a towel.
"Daddy said you're going to cook the Easter Bunny and we have to watch Podracing! DON'T COOK THE EASTER BUNNY, MOMMY!" the twins sobbed.
"HAN!" Leia yelled.
"It was a JOKE!" Han tried to explain.
"Just for that, you're sitting on the front pew at church today!" she said. "And that means you actually have to pay attention to the sermon"
"NOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Han pleaded.
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"…And on the third day he rose again from the dead and ascended into Heaven, where he sitteth on the right hand of God, the Father almighty, from thence he shall come to judge the quick…"
The preacher had been droning on for hours, or so it seemed to Han. He hated the front. It was like he was being watched. He decided to get up to "go to the bathroom", but before he could, he heard Leia's voice in his head.
"Don't even THINK about going to the bathroom!" she shouted telepathically.
He hated it when she did this. "EVIL!" he though, sitting back down.
"I know," she thought. Han looked back to see her smirking.
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