Chapter 7- Or was that arrested development
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Headmasters office Hogwarts:
"I have set out wards based on his blood, when they are tripped we will 'apperate' there. You are both Aurors in Red Robes that should impress him to start with, I will start with some small talk to distract him or convince him of his foolishness. If not you use a stunner and we will get him to the Burrow where he will be safe. I will then persuade him of his folly one way or another." Albus knew he was great with memory charms. What he had forgotten was he was no longer dealing with a wayward child but an adult called Lord Harry James Potter.
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"Harry love, you are working way too hard in all those classes your taking. You need to take a break, we could use some alone time." June purred.
I have June and I want her to be proud of me. I want to show her I can support her and love her. Then there is the nine years of being called a freak and dumb that I would like to prove to myself is ridiculous. Besides June is probably going to be some scientist that invents some complicated thing that I have no idea how it works. Oh hell, she just dropped her dress, god she is beautiful, and the hell with school.
(I stink at sex scenes—enter your own Lemon scene of lust and desire)
We decided to meet at the student union building for lunch. The building was an old university nondescript building with large square stone tiles on the mini plaza. The plaza took a lot of student traffic especially between classes.
It would be said that the old goat was losing it more and more as the plaza was full of muggle students and he and his cronies 'apperate' in for all to see. There was an International Statute of Secrecy lying around somewhere in the dusty halls of the Ministry.
"Harry you must join us, the prophesy is undeniable. You must come for training in a safe place. Voldemort will kill everyone you love. I am here only to help you survive." Dumbledork is again trying to con me into coming peacefully to what? Prison?
I yell, "Stay away form me you old child molester." That got the attention of just about everyone in the area including the muggle security.
"Well if you won't come peacefully then I will just have to make you." Dumbles threw a stunner at me followed by more stunners from his assistants AKA the KFC club.
June must have panicked as threw herself into the first curse to protect me. That pissed me off beyond reason. Dumbles may have the Deathstick and two Aurors but they were dead in my mind. Then I remembered Sam saying Dumbdumb was a no-no. I wanted to blast them into a mush into the wall behind them and the Deathstick returned to hell in splinters but at the last second I raised my wand of destiny straight up. Unfortunately what I wanted affected the wand and something fired out of the wand above their heads. The power of the spell was such that it sucked up the stones in the plaza along the path of the pointed wand. Dumbles shield may have save their lives but the stones make a mess of his shield and piled upon top of them effectively pinning them down.
I revived June as the Ministry Aurors and Obliviators started arriving . Amelia Bones the head of the DMLE arrived a few minutes later yelling and basically spitting nails at Dumbledore. Attacking a Lord, violation of the International Statute of Secrecy act, attempted abduction, and, and I was glad she focused on him.
June and I slid to the Manor. I then went into a rant telling her if she did anything like that again I would…I would…I would let Dumbles explain the unauthorized use of magic in fount of muggles as I fell on the couch unable to yell at the one I love so much. I did have a chat with June about getting behind me and let me be the macho male. We agreed not to run and continue at the college. I decided we needed a trip to the Goblins for some extra protection. The Goblins always provided goods and services for a piece of gold.
We only got to kiss before it went off startling us both. Don't ask me why but it had become a habit to still wear the necklace. The necklace Hermione had come up with went off ao I pushed the button and upon arriving I could not believe what I was seeing. School yard bullying is one thing, but attacking someone in front of me is just not done.! Ron Weasley had his wand out and had Hermione cornered in an alley between Gambol & Japes and the Magical Menagerie. My appearance was silent and the alley was dark. The jerk was no longer a child still awaiting graduation, he had graduated into being an idiot in the adult world.
"So where is he Mudblood, I need to know, NOW! Don't try the crying shit on me I'll get the information on where Potter is, it's your choice whether it's before or after you service me Mudblood."
"Harry Potter is right behind you looser." I growled. Ron turned and tried to curse me but I gave him a petrifying something or other. Dam this wand of Sam's, I think of something and it happens. Ron is now a pillar of stone. Is there such a curse? I got Hermione to Madam Pomfrey via sliding and slid back to June.
Three days later June decided on a family outing so we all had to headed to Diagon alley. We got as far as Flourish & Blott's when about ten Deatheaters came pouring out of Knockturn alley. Nagas slid down to the cobblestones and sped off, June took cover behind a barrel of pickled frogs and was just not in the mood to play tag with Deatheaters. Nagas is fast, really fast for a snake that large he slid up behind one of the Deatheaters. Nagas rose up and flared his hood. Nagas is a cobra and hiss is worse that his bite but his appearance is quite scary. The Deatheater screamed drawing the attention of most of his friends. I thought of their wands in my hand and them out cold, pointing my wand and it happened. When the Aurors arrived the Deatheaters were all wrapped up in nice circle and I was conducting my business with SharpKnife in the bank. June was still complaining that her two curses had missed. Nagas was laughing over their false fear of his lethal bite.
June pointed out that the stone statue of Ron was now in front of the Weasley shop as we entered Gringotts. No sooner that we greeted SharpKnife that he stated that the ministry has now a warrant for my arrest for showing muggles magic.
SharpKnife also stated that Gringotts England would not be upset with me if I started removing my money from their control. "The Ministry has several bill submitted to strip you of your wealth. There is no immediate dangers, we can delay this for quite a while but they are very determined."
This was not my week for remaining calm. I borrowed one of Gringotts owls and sent a nice letter to Fudge. I explained that MR. Dumbledore attacked me and my girlfriend in the presence of muggles. Therefore I wished charges to be brought against MR. Dumbledore for attacking a LORD of an ancient and noble house. I further added that if the warrant for my arrest was not cancelled I would personally rip him limb from limb. I also added that he was to send his reply to SharpKnife at Gringotts. SharpKnife told me my purchases would be delivered within a week by secure Gringotts owl. Rather than any chance of further problems I 'slid' June and myself to the Manor and hopefully a quiet evening.
SharpKnife sent an owl the next day stating that Fudge had issued another warrant for threatening the minister. I didn't even wait a second and I slid to Fudges office and we had a little chat. After I explained to Fudge that since I am the one lone person that can kill Voldemort he has a problem. I am leaving England so serve the warrants to Volde. They found Minister Fudge bound and gagged the next morning with a sign pinned to his chest. "Voldemort Lover". Fudge also had a broken nose and a black eye. My next stop was the Dailey Profit to explain the prophesy and I was leaving England to rot under the incompetence of Fudge.
June wasn't about to let me leave alone so we got our paperwork at the registrars office at the University and departed England. We used our Manhattan apartment and attended a university in New York. As usual it was a mini hassle moving, Nagas let Sally flame him in while De'de came with June and I. De'de was again happy to clean a dirty apartment that had yet to accumulate any dust. I am going to one day ask or find out if house elves sleep or have a life. We were only there a couple of days when De'de popped in with the local magical paper and the Dailey Profit from England. It was quite unclear what was going on in England regardless of the paper articles; Fudge lost office with a no confidence vote. Warrant for my arrest were repealed. Voldemort running wild. Dumbledore confident of something being done.
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The American college we were attending was not worth much. A lot of American hype to get students in, who were not being taught much except garbage like global warming was real and the twelfth imam was new religion of the new world. So we closed down the apartment and transferred back to our London College and Potter Manor. I had long ago arranged for access to my vault for June so money was no object , so no sooner did we get back but she rips out and buys a car. Not a fancy car, not a plush named car, no she buys a vacuüm cleaner on wheels, it looked like a turtle. The Germans called it an Ente. The stupid thing had a motorcycle engine and got over 80 mile per gallon. I had to admit it got from point A to point B with Citroen French efficiency.
The next time we are arriving in our compact mini Ente just outside of Charing Cross road we get to see Draco Malfoy making a verbal attack on Hermione. His mouth is running dribble as it usually does. Hermione does a reply by giving him a right cross to the nose, sending the poof to the ground. June gave Hermione the high-five and we entered the alley.
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June is hurtling down the Stand from Charing Cross road to the college in her Ente, "De quoi tu parles?" (what the hell are you talking about?) This discussion was going on for the majority of the day.
"I am just reminding you that the safest place is behind me dear."
"I still don't understand why I…"
"Look I don't care how good you think you are, if we run into the bad guys those turkeys can slice you, blow you up, or just kill you outright. I want my future wife to be alive to have a wedding.
"Is that a proposal Mr. Potter?"
"No that's a proposal from Lord Potter so just keep your hands on the wheel of this monster."
"I still would like getting my hands on you like when I ride your broom stick, this car can be no fun sometimes."
