Me: Update time!

Green: Nice…now what incredibly romantic moment will you post? ¬¬

Blue: …

Me: This one will be funny, this has been happening to me all this semester in school xD I have another moment coming but the next one will be BoomerxMiyako (Yes, I actually acted all girly in that one jeje)

Blue: Well, on for the story!

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Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, only the plot for this chapter (I've got to own it, it happened to me xD )

Inspiration: …my strange anime-like life

Warnings: PERVERTED! SILYNESS!


Love Moments: A Really Strange Pervy Boy

KaoruxButch

I have gotten a conclusion…

My life…is pretty messed up…

Why you ask?

Well, I have a lot of friends now, some of them adore anime like me and the other ones are preppy-like. I think I've never had this many friends in all my life…

My grades are getting higher, instead of eights, now I get nines or even tens!

More free time than before, since some of the teachers sometimes get late to class, or the school cancels all the classes…

You could probably say, well…what's the problem with that?

I've got what some persons could describe as a great lucky life!

…Well…the problem…

"Hello Kaoru!"

Is actually walking towards me right now…

Takahashi Butch…

He's my best friend in all the entire school. His appearance is more than appealing for some girls…and for some boys too…(Yeah, I actually know like one boy who thinks that)

He's sweet sometimes, playful and a really good friend…

The problem is that…

HE'S A PERVERT!

HIS ACTIONS CONFUSE ME!

In a minute he's all comprehensive with you… in the next one he's all clingy…and in the other one…

He's talking dirty…or doing dirty actions…

Now you understand me?

He is standing in front of me on the, his feet planted over the white tiles of the cold floor of the school's hallway, his visible eye never leaving mine. I try to stand up with all my books on hand and my school bag on my shoulder at the sight of my math teacher opening the classroom and all of my classmates forming a line in front of the door to enter.

I feel a book slipping from my hold and I turn my attention to it. I start fixing my hold on the pile of books on my arms…

Then a hand appears from nowhere, taking my chin in a light hold, making me face Butch's face hovering mine…

Suddenly, he leaves my chin alone and walks inside the classroom, leaving me in a state of shock…

What the hell was that!?

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Again, waiting for a late teacher…

How incredibly surprising! (Sarcasm…)

Strangely enough, this time I'm sitting all alone, back resting on the white painted brick wall, looking at the blue sky with peace. I can't remember a time since I entered this school with me including peace, solitude…and silence…

All the time I'm surrounded by friends and people…is nice sitting once in a while and rest.

Oh god…I've got to update my story…damn…

I have a story about vampires I've been doing lately…and it's kinda…suffocating me…

People have been asking for more updates and my other story about a normal high school life of three girls is gaining too much fans…

I don't even want to update the latter story.

How could my stories ever gain popularity? That's a secret…

The fans of my stories say is because I've got talent…I call it luck…

Pfft, what a big ego I have (sarcasm) but it's true anyway…I lack what I think is one of the more important things on writing…

GRAMMAR

In my opinion, I'm a failure as an author and it surprises when somebody tells me something nice about my stories….

Oh well…shall continue writing till I can control my horrid-ness…

Wait…is that even a word?

"Kaoru!"

Oh god…Butch

"Hey Butch, what's up?" I ask, looking at his confident figure standing in front of me…

The memory of the math class returns to my mind…

What does he plan to do now?

"Want to cooperate to the cause 'Let Butch pay his trip to Kyoto and miss a day of school'?" he asks, his eye glistening with hope.

I smirk a bit and standing up from my now warm place on the floor, I give him 10 yens.

"Here you go"

He smirks and embraces me like a friend would to another.

"Thanks, hope life pays you with kids" Suddenly, his lips find themselves too close to my ear, "MY babies"

He walks off, leaving me again…shocked

What the FUCK!?

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Finally, class is over!

I like the math teacher and all (He's an awesome dude! What I would give for him to be our teacher next semester…), it's just that I don't like math that much…

Almost everybody has left the classroom, everyone except Momoko, Miyako, Boomer, Brick, Sakura (A nerdy girl in our class) and the teacher.

I walk towards them in silence. All of them are my anime-lover friends (everyone except Miyako, she's my preppy friend). They seem to be engaged in some kind of conversation.

I stand beside Sakura, resting my body on the white wall. Almost immediately, the teacher starts talking.

"Sakura, you've got to find yourself a boyfriend!"

I actually smirk at this…

A teacher talking about this kind of stuff to his students…wow who would've thought?

"I've told her many times if she wants to be my gf" Butch says, chuckling while saying it. Jejeje this guy always messing with everyone.

"We could do some rubbing"

…?

"What does that even mean?" I ask, looking at Momoko who only has a disgusted look on her face. Butch turns towards me and smirks.

"You don't know? Well, that's bad…why don't we go outside, behind the building and I can show you?"

…I think…I know what direction this little talk is taking…

"…amm…" WHAT DO I TELL HIM!?

"Thanks…but no"

His smirk never leaves me, but his eyes change direction to his backpack.

Why does he have to be so…confusing!?

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"Oh my god, I remember that episode so easily, it was the best!" my friend Momoko exclaims, hugging her drawings to her chests and squealing happily. We are sitting on the floor of the hallway…like always…one in front of the other, this time Momoko resting her back on the wall…

Lucky girl, she won me the wall…

"Yes it was great isn't it! Oh and the SasuNaru in there!"

"FORGET SASUNARU…THE GAALEE!"

"SasuNaru still wins"

"No way, GaaLee and Sonadow rock!"

"Kaoru"

I turn to my side to find Butch in there, looking at me with a smile. I smile at him, even though he interrupted me from my pairings argument.

Suddenly, he starts like…purring.

He pets my neck with his cheek, purring like a cat…

Ok, now THIS is weird.

"Butch, get off! I want to continue my talking!"

Instead of stopping, he makes me lie on the dirty floor and he positions me over me, still doing the same. I still try to take him off, but strangely I'm not feeling assaulted…

I'm pretty sure he's just playing around.

I feel his cheek tickling my sensitive skin on my neck, making me giggle a bit. I hear someone murmuring something inaudible and another person answers the murmur.

"Yeah…and they're not even a couple"

Does it misunderstands that much!?

…now that I think about it…in this position it seems like he's kissing my neck…

"GET OFF NOW!" I say, feeling my cheeks burning, he only laughs and sits up where he was before, leaving me finally alone.

…What's up with him and his perverted and confusing tactics!?

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Finally, the school day is over!

After 6 long hours of studying…we're finally free.

I'm walking beside my best friend Butch, who is walking in between me and his stalker number 1 in all the school and maybe all the world…

Himeko

She's so obsessed with him…I mean, what the hell!?

Like always, she tries to engage herself in a conversation with him, but then he turns to me when I suddenly stop.

My stupid bow is moving!

…Yep…I'm wearing a blue bow on my head…yep, Butch forced me into it…yep, I feel silly…

He looks at me seriously and when I look up to meet his eye, he hugs me tightly to his chest, making me loose almost the ability of breathing.

"You're so pretty!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE!"

His hold on me lessens, but his hand grabs mine forcefully.

"Be my girlfriend"

"….No"

"Come on, I know you want me"

"…No…"

"Be my lover!" he exclaims, tugging me to the exit of the school, leaving almost behind his slightly jealous fan girl…

Oh…what did I do to deserve such a strange and perverted boy as a friend!?


Me: Ready!

Blue: Wow O_O

Me: Wanna know the funny part?

Green: What?

Me: All these "love moments" from this one-shot …the character of Butch wasn't a boy, but girls. The first three moments we're made from one girl (the most serious and confusing) and the last two by my self-proclaimed girlfriend (as a game obviously, she plays it like a game xD )

Green: …*nose bleed* yuri

Me: …shut up ¬¬

Blue: *passes out of blood loss*

Me: …answering reviews ¬¬

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Answering Reviews

MutsomonoSatori: Thanks :D The problem will be left in mystery for privacy xD sorry jeje. Thacks for your review!

calvin_76: Believe it or not, it does jeje Thanks for your review!

Kyuubi'sFanGirl: Nobody apparently can, don't worry xD Well thanks for your review jeje, but the problem will be left as a mystery for privacy motives, sorry. Thanks for your review!

DCFan4EverCSHK: Nobody will ever know my friend xD Glad you liked it and thanks for your review.

dejiko001: My mom…is a strange type of mom…i know xD but still i love her…even if she made me use bows larger tan my head and made me kiss a boy and took a picture of it…Well, thanks for the review and glad you liked it!

By the way…believe, it IS embarrassing

Mo12341234: Thanks for the review and praise!

HunnyABee: Sorry it confused you so much…guess my writing style it's still pretty much off xD Still glad you liked it! And I do the same as you, don't worry jejeje. Thanks for your review!

Chattykitkat: Jaja thanks, but that thing already ended, we're still friends though…and besides, he IS a womanizer…i don't wanna have a boyfriend like that xD

Blossy012: Pues veras amiga, es que ese problemita es como un secreto jajaja asi que no puedo decirlo, se quedara como misterio xP Que bueno que te guste tanto :3 Y si, lo quise, pero ese era como amor de verano jajaja ya se me paso todo eso xP

CuteKitty12: Jajaja I'm pretty sure Kaoru would date him after some begging of someones part xD Thanks for your review!

animeskullgirl16: Aww thanks :3 I'm so glad you like it! Thanks for your praise and review!