Chapter 7, Enjoy!

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Chapter 7

Severe Mouth Diarrhea

"So, Stephanie," Mary Lou commented nonchalantly, "How was the dinner Friday night?"

Stephanie looked over to Mary Lou, who stood in front of the register at the Tasty Pastry. She rubbed her tired face and then said, in a hoarse voice, "Worst night of my young life…Mary Lou, I should have been warned."

"That bad?" Mary Lou asked, earning a head nod, "Spill the beans, you must tell me!"

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"Oh goody," Heidi said, clapping her hands and looking over to Stephanie, bouncing her feet on the floor of Stephanie's car, "I am so excited, I am finally meeting your parents!"

"Oh, I'm so excited for you too," Stephanie said, pulling into the driveway of her home. Her house was the left side of a two story duplex. The lawn was neat and it was cut every week by a neighborhood kid. The street Stephanie lived on was the family street of the 'Burg. Families that were just beginning and families with older and younger children dominated this street and lived in all the typical 'Burg houses. Stephanie knew everyone on the street, hell she even babysat a few of the neighbor's children. It wasn't like Heidi's neighborhood; pristine, rich and well taken care of, it was more of a third generation well lived in neighborhood, with factory workers and blue collared workers.

Stephanie let out a groan, seeing her mother standing outside on the porch, waiting for Stephanie and Heidi to come into the house. She had her arms crossed and her eyes trained on Stephanie's car. Stephanie turned to Heidi and said, "Alright, let's do this….." before she opened her door and got out. Heidi smiled and then climbed out the car, following Stephanie up the stone walkway and up to the porch.

"Mother, I would like you to meet my friend Heidi," Stephanie said, pushing Heidi forward and smiling awkwardly, "Heidi, this is my mother."

"How do you do, it is lovely to meet you, and I know, that if you are anything like Stephanie, we are going to have a great time," Heidi said, shaking the hand of Stephanie's mother, "Oh goodness, something smells divine, I hope it is dinner I am smell."

Helen Plum was like putty in Heidi's hands. She grabbed the girl by her arm and led her inside saying, "Oh, any friend of Stephanie's is welcomed in our home, Heidi, you come with me and sit down, no need to worry about helping with anything, come meet my husband Frank, he'll just love you too."

Stephanie watched with awe and something akin to horror, as Heidi was led into the living room, where her father sat, reading a newspaper. Frank Plum looked up from his paper and stood up to greet Heidi, who smiled brightly and shook his hand, "It's finally nice to meet you, Heidi, I heard a lot about you."

"Well, it is very nice to meet you as well, Mr. Plum, Stephanie might not have told me much about you, but I am pretty sure if she did, they would all be nice things!"

Frank turned to his daughter and over Heidi's head and nodded his head. Stephanie was floored; many of her friends never passed both her mother and father. Well, Stephanie better keep Heidi then.

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"Well, I have never thought about the idea of college after high school," Heidi said as she made her way through a plate of spaghetti, "Father already has plans for me next year, he wants me to take over the family business."

"Oh really, what does your father do?" Frank asked Heidi, who dabbed her mouth an placed her napkin down.

"Oh…just business, he owns a company and really they do several things, I could not tell you what they do," Heidi said with a smile, "Father has made it a point that I should learn the ins and outs of the business, I have been getting an education since I was three, all of it home schooled."

Stephanie rolled her eyes as Heidi chatted away with her parents. As it turned out, if you let her, Heidi could get severe mouth diarrhea. They had been at the dinner table for maybe about 40 minutes now, and Heidi had not stop chatting, except to eat and to let Stephanie and her parents ask questions. Apparently, what Heidi's tutor told her was right, articulations of words can lead to a great conversation. Stephanie's parents were listening closely to what Heidi said to them, and genuinely enjoying her conversation.

"Oh, did Stephanie tell you about the boy who is in love with her, his name is Carlos and he is such a gentleman," Heidi said nonchalantly, making Stephanie's widen with horror, "Why, just the other day, he left her a gift in her locker, a stuffed octopus, though, he couldn't remember her name, it is the thought that counts, right?"

"A Boy!?" Helen asked, placing a hand on his chest, "Manoso?! That doesn't sound like any name I've heard of!"

"Uh…." Stephanie started, but Heidi cut her off, "Oh, he is Cuban American, and he was a bad seed, but I ratified that problem, he devotes his time wooing Stephanie, it is so romantic, I have only read about these kind of courting rituals in those dime novels that my Manny used to keep under his bedding…"

"A bad see, eh?" Frank said, looking over to his daughter and shaking his head, "You know what, I think I'd like to meet this fellow, do you have his number Stephanie?"

"Oh no, I don-" Stephanie started but Heidi cut her off again, "You do, silly goose it is on the note he gave you with the gift, I am sure he would not mind coming over for a late dinner!"

"I'm sure he wouldn't mind either, call him and tell him to come over right now," Frank said with a smile to Stephanie, "And let's not waste time, I'm dying to meet him, hopefully he isn't like that Morelli boy."

"What is so bad about Joseph!?"

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It only took Carlos 5 minutes to arrive at Stephanie's house, looking flustered and holding a bunch of somewhat wilted daisies in his hand.

"Mary Ann….I got these for you," Carlos panted, holding out the daises so Stephanie could take them, "I'm sure the owner won't mind, after all, they are dead…."

"Say what?!" Stephanie exclaimed glaring at Carlos who let out one last puff of air and stood up, looking at Stephanie.

"I was helping out Papi with a catering order for a wake, and I saw them and I thought, 'Wilma would love those flowers,' so, I took them for you," Carlos

"Mary Ann?! Wilma?! My name is Stephanie!" Stephanie argued as Carlos walked by her to enter her house, "I told you that yesterday."

"I'm sorry, Babe," Carlos purred, grabbing Stephanie by her waist, "But a pretty face like yours makes me so forget-"

"Mr. Manoso," Frank said by the foyer, making Carlos let go of Stephanie, "Hi there, Frank Plum, Stephanie's father."

"Mr. Plum, it's such an honor it is to meet you, to meet the person who helped create the most wonderful girl ever, Sally Plum," Carlos said, shaking Frank's hand.

"Oh brother," Stephanie moaned, slapping her hand to her face and looking over to the two, "Please don't tell me that…."

"I like your spirit, boy," Frank said, shaking Carlos's hand back a small smile on his face, "Now, what do feel about having sex with my daughter?"

"DADDY!"

"Never, not without her permission," Carlos said firmly, looking serious, "I may have a tough shell, but I know, when it comes to girls, they should be respected and treated like young women. In fact I know for a fact that Shenandoah is on the volleyball team and plays very well, I wouldn't want to muck that up for her."

"You know that I'm on the volleyball team?" Stephanie asked, earning a head nod, "How?"

"I did go to a few home games, it's a shame you're not team captain….." Carlos said smiling, "My little sister, she loves volleyball, so sometimes, I take her to the home games."

"Son, why don't you come and sit in the den with me, I hope you like football," Frank said, as he led Carlos into the den, "If not, you'll learn to love it."

"Of course I'll learn to like football, Mr. Plum, I need to bond with the father of my darling Steffy!"

Stephanie rolled her eyes and then she said, "Oh...close enough!"

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"That doesn't seem too bad," Mary Lou said, one Stephanie finished her tale about last night's dinner, "I mean it could have been worse, Joe Morelli could have been there."

"Well, jeez, Mary Lou, thanks for putting that in the air," Stephanie said, before she sighed, "Yeah, Joe ould have been-"

"Cupcake, I'm here to make your day better," Joe Morelli said, walking into the Tasty Pastry, a leer of a smile on his face, "Or, I can make your night better, in my bed…"

"Oh, of all the rotten luck…" Stephanie whined, bashing her head into the counter, "Ouch…"

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"Toga, can we get this box of food, I like the cute little rabbit on it, and the name is very weird, Trix…." Heidi said, holding the box up, "Let us get it!"

"Put it in the basket," Toga said, tossing food inside the grocery cart, "Now remember, we have a 10,000 dollar limit on this trip, okay?"

"Oh, well we better not get more than 5 boxes of this Trix," Heidi said, placing four more boxes in the cart, "And we have to get doughnuts, they are very tasty and not very much filling."

"Okay," Toga said, writing 'Doughnuts,' on the shopping list, "Anything else?"

"No, not that I know of," Heidi said looking over to Toga, "Oh, dinner at Stephanie's house was great, her parents loved me, though, Stephanie may have been a bit crossed with me, when I told her parents about Carlos, the boy who loves her."

"Oh goodness," Toga said, following Heidi down another aisle, "What happened?"

"Well, Stephanie's father told him to come over and Carlo won him over, he even won Mrs. Plum over as well," Heidi said tossing boxes of macaroni and cheese into the cart, "I guess grabbing his privates were all that was needed to fix him right."

"You did what?!"

"Oh, crotch grabber!" A voice said making Heidi turn and smile, seeing Diesel run through the aisle, "You're here, right now, at the same store as I am!"

"Oh hello, Diesel Just Diesel," Heidi said with a smile as Diesel stopped in front of her a goofy smile on his face, "How are you today?"

"Good, great in fact, now that you're in front of me," Diesel said, making Heidi smile prettily, "Oh, I talked to my man Carlos today, he wanted me to tell you thank you for giving him the chance to sweet talk Wendy's parents."

"Oh, I think you mean Stephanie and tell him no problem," Heidi said grabbing cans of fruit cocktail and tossing them in the cart, "We are shopping for food, why are you here?"

"Oh, so are we!" Diesel said, pointing to a flustered blond woman, "My sister Gina and I."

"Damn it!" Gina said, pushing the cart up to Diesel, "Would you please not run up to every woman like a sick little puppy?!"

"I can't help it!" Diesel said looking over to Heidi, who went back to tossing cans into the, "Do you see who I'm talking to, she's so perfect."

Toga looked over to Diesel, and then over to Gina, back over to Diesel and back over to Gina, who nodded her head, rolling her eyes. Toga jerked his head slightly to Heidi and then looked over to Gina before nodding his head. Gina shook her head and then said, "Come on, you piece of shit, we still have some shopping to do, and I know for a fact, I do not want to come back out again tonight."

"Well, I can come out again, if we forget something," Diesel said to Gina who glared at him and pushed Diesel down the aisle.

"No! you are grounded mister, for going out and buying that goddamn two wheel of death, now get moving you piece of shit, I have some French fries to get!"

"Goodbye crotch grabber," Diesel said, to Heidi who smiled again and waved goodbye.

"My name is Heidi Diesel Just Diesel!" Heidi said, before turning to Toga and saying, in a soft whisper, "Goodness, that Gina she is such a character, I bet you anything that it is she who had a hand in naming Diesel, such a silly full name, Diesel Just Diesel…"

"Oh, I am sure Gina has her hands full with Diesel Just Diesel," Toga said to Heidi as they walked down another aisle.

'After all,' Toga thought looking over to Heidi, 'He is your husband to be, Princess…'

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Jeanne Ellen, the Nanny and watcher of King Thaddeus the 5th, let out asound of content and pushed the empty pizza box away from her. She loved her world but the human world, shit, they sure did have many things that her world didn't like, restaurants that delivered food right to your door, and video games, and guns! Loads of pretty delicious guns that made noises when you fired them. She was glad that King Thaddeus decided to chase after his future wife, it gave her an opportunity to enjoy the human world and less responsibility. All she had to do was worry if the king got thrown in jail, and that has yet to happen….

Jeanne sat up and knocked on the cherry armrest of the couch she lay on and then laid back down. Oh…goodness, what luck they had, to find the princess in the same area where they lived. Well, she knew who the princess was, because she knew who her Manny was, Toga. Yes, Nannies and Mannies kept in close contact with one another, in fact, it was Toga who pointed the Princess's father to King Thaddeus. It was probably because of the fact that all the other kings and royal suitors were older than the princess by 20 years.

Jeanne shook her head and got up to throw away the remains of the meal she and Diesel had. Diesel was now in the garage, tinkering with the motorcycle he bought the other day, much to the displeasure of Jeanne. He may be a king, but she could still whip his ass, if she wanted to.

Jeanne shook her head and sighed, "I wonder if that jackass knows exactly whom he is falling in love with? Knowing him he doesn't know…."

"Hey Gina! I placed a new exhaust pipe on my baby, can I please take it out for a spin?!" Diesel asked, walking over to Jeanne, who rolled her eyes and glared at the man.

"No!" Jeanne said, tossing out more trash, "You're grounded, king or not, I'm still your nanny, so tough shit."

"No fair, if the guys could see me now, I'd be a laughing stock," Diesel mumbled, before dragging his feet out into the garage, "No fair at all…"

"The princess needs to hurry up and go back home," Jeanne growled, glaring at Diesel's back, "That way, she can marry the damn fool and take his stupid ass off my hands!"

TBC….


(Poor Jeanne, and Stephanie...Will Carlos ever get Stephanie's name correct, will Diesel find out whom he's in love with and will anyone inform Heidi that Diesel Just Diesel is not the poor man's name? Stay tune!)

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