Chapter 6- Other Agendas
Julia, Michelle, Lei and the mysterious new person wait outside the operating room. The mysterious person decides to leave but then…
Lei: *Stops the stranger* Wait. Who are you?
?: That's something you don't need to know.
Michelle and Julia: Yes we do. *They gang up on the stranger to remove the helmet*
Michelle: Holy crap! A new character?
Julia: The new stranger is….LEO!
Lei: But you sounded nothing like Ash Ketchum* while we were talking.
*In Tekken 6, Leo is voiced by Veronica Taylor, who also voices Ash Ketchum.
Leo: It's the helmet. It makes my voice sound cooler. Do you know how hard it is to talk to people when they're singing the Pokémon theme while you're talking?
Michelle: I wanna be the very best…
Lei: Like no one ever was…*Mimics guitar noises*
Michelle: To catch them is my real test…
Leo: *Interrupts* ASSHOLES! I'M LEAVING! *Starts to leave when the doctor comes out*
Julia: Doctor, how are they? Can we see them?
Doctor: Hwoarang only has a few bruises and some minor fractures. He'll be alright after a few days of rest.
Julia: Thank goodness.
Michelle: What about Steve?
Doctor: It's hard to tell. He's in a coma. He may or may not be killed off by killerkomedy.
Lei: Damn. We've lost both Steve and Hwoarang. How the hell are we supposed to stop Jin and Kazuya?
Michelle: *Sees Julia getting depressed*Don't talk like that! Hwoarang will be back and Steve will definitely recover!
Julia: *Sees Leo is going to try and leave again* Leo.
Leo: *Stops* You people really don't want me to leave?
Julia: You've already done so much for us, but…Umm I hate to ask but…*Grabs his hand* Will you please help us out?
Leo: Well I…umm *looks into her eyes and starts blushing*…Fine. Count me in.
Lei: Sorry guys. I have to go. The department wants me to write a report of all this. Hope they get better.
Michelle: It's alright. *Lei leaves and Michelle gives Julia a piece of paper* Julia, go with Leo to this address after you take a shower and put on "better" clothes.
Julia: But what about…
Michelle: I'll watch these two. Don't worry.
Julia: Alright. Be safe.
Julia and Leo prepare to leave when…
Hwoarang: DOCTOR! I THINK STEVE IS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING!
The doctor, Julia, Michelle and Leo burst into Steve and Hwoarang's room.
Doctor: We may be able to wake him up. Nurses, get the equipment!
Julia: Steve what is it?
Steve: (struggling to speak) Christie…in danger…I…know it *Coughs*…save her…*Passes out*
Hwoarang: STEVE! GET YOUR ASS UP! YOU CAN'T DIE UNTIL I GET A COMA FROM SAVING YOU! If the nurses didn't tie me to this bed, I'd wake you up my way!
Doctor: *Starts operating on Steve* Everyone out! *Nurses escort Michelle, Leo and Julia out*
When they are escorted out…
Michelle: You heard Steve, go save Christie!
Before the hospital scene, in Marduk's car…
Marduk: Oh yeah! I get paid to kidnap a chick! I can add her to my love slave collection! *Looks at the empty seats in his car and starts tearing up* One day, this car will be a limo filled with the hottest babes in the world!
Marduk starts fantasizing about having Christie as a sex slave…
Christie: Ohh Marduk. I brought you a bowl of your favorite cubed fruits.
Marduk: Oh baby. There's only one way to enjoy this. Lie down on the couch babe!
Christie: For you, sexy. Why not? *Lies down*
Marduk takes of Christie's shirt and pours the cubed fruit all over her boobs. Marduk starts fingering her pussy and licking off the fruit very slowly.
Christie: *Moans* Ohh Marduk. You're so good!
Fantasy ends and Marduk parks close to Christie apartment complex.
Now we get to the point where we see what Marduk's up to as Steve starts speaking…
Marduk: *Looks around* Now how will I get in? *Sees a fire escape* Perfect! *Stars climbing a fire escape and singing*
I'm climbing your windows, snatching your hot chicks up.
Tryin' to rape 'em, so y'all need to hide your Ninas, hide your Christies.
And hide your Xiayous , cuz I'm rapin' everybody out there.
Meanwhile, in Christie's apartment…
Christie has just finished drying herself off after a shower. She puts on her bathrobe and looks in the mirror. Her grandfather's face appears in the mirror.
Christie: Grandpa? What are you doing here?
Grandpa: I should be asking you the same thing.
Christie: But…I live here.
Grandpa: Keep moping around and you won't. You're friends need you now more than ever and where are you?
Christie: What do you mean?
Grandpa: Ohhh are you so busy with soap operas that you don't even watch the news? *A newspaper flies and hits Christie in the head*
Christie: Owww! Wait you're not dead! You're still in a coma. You shouldn't be able to have ghost powers.
Grandpa: They said I can be a ghost while I'm in a coma.
Christie: Who's they?
Grandpa: You'll find out if you go into a coma/die while having unfinished business to…Wait! That's not important right now! Read the fucking front page!
Christie exits the bathroom and heads to the kitchen. She pours herself a cup of orange juice while reads all about what happened during this story.
Grandpa: Your friends need you. Hwoarang is injured. Steve is in a coma.
Christie: STEVE'S IN A COMA? *Has a revelation* I've got to help them. *Heads to her and sees her fighting clothes in the closet* Sorry I'm late guys, but I'm joining this party. *Starts changing into her fighting clothes*
As Christie is changing, Marduk reaches her apartment window…
Marduk uses a suction cup thingy to muffle the sound of him cutting her window with a glasscutter.
Marduk enters and sees the cup of orange juice. He puts a strange pill in it.
Christie: All right! Now just to drink something before I head out.
Marduk hides in the bathroom as Christie leaves her bedroom.
Christie: *Sees cup of orange juice* Oh I forgot about that. *Grabs the cup and drinks it* Is there a draft in here? *Sees her window is cut open* What the-*passes out*
As that was happening…
Leo and Julia approach Christie's apartment complex.
Leo: *gives Julia a pair of binoculars* Do you see an open window?
Julia: *Takes binoculars and starts searching* Why do you have a pair of binoculars?
Leo: A real spelunking master always has his gear with him just in case.
Julia: You're a peeping tom aren't you?
Leo: *blushes* Am not!
Julia: I can see you blushing "spelunking master." Hey I see a window that's been cut open. *Points to it*
Leo: Let's go!
They head over to the fire escape and see that whoever used it before pulled up all the ladders so no one would follow.
Julia: They never make things easy.
Leo runs up a wall, gets onto the fire escape and lowers the ladder.
Julia: Show off. *Starts climbing the ladder*
Leo jumps onto the next part of the fire escape and lowers the ladder for Julia.
Julia: Hey new guy. If I didn't have this beer gut, I wouldn't need you to lower the ladders.
Leo: Do you want to complain about the physical fitness you don't have or save your friend?
Julia: Did you just sass me?
Leo: Is that important now?
Julia: This isn't over! We'll settle this later.
Back to Christie's apartment (during Leo and Julia's climb)…
Marduk: All right! I've got her! Now to take her back to Kazuya!
The voice in Marduk's head starts to speak.
Voice: Marduk. Do you think you'll have her as a slave once you take her back?
Marduk: Umm…yes?
Voice: No! She'll be held in his custody, being his slave.
Marduk has the fantasy he had with Christie earlier except Kazuya takes his place. At the end of the fantasy, Kazuya says…
Kazuya: Nobody likes you. Go do what you do best: getting chased by men in jaguar masks.
Back to reality…
Marduk: NO! I must make her mine! And the Marduk way is to rape her in her own bedroom! *Takes Christie into her bedroom*
Voice: Wait! No! He's not listening is he?
Christie: *starts waking up and sees Marduk* No wait1 No! *Starts resisting but still weak from the drugs* Grrr! Get off me! *Kicks Marduk in the gut*
Marduk: *Falls to the ground* Shit! Get back here! *Grabs Christie's leg and she falls to the ground*
Leo and Julia enter the room. Julia kicks Marduk in the face. Leo jumps and elbows Marduk's chest.
Leo: Get some clothes for Christie and get the cops. *Gets pushed off by Marduk*
Christie grabs another change of clothes and heads out with Julia.
Marduk: Don't leave. You'll need all the help you can get. *Pushes a button*
Leo, Julia and Christie prepare to face Jacks but none ever come. Christie changes in the bathroom while they wait for Jacks.
Marduk: Shit! Plan B! *Prepares to fight but the voice talks again*
Voice: You're Marduk!
Marduk: Yeah so?
Voice: You can't take these guys! You're Marduk!
Marduk: Watch me!
A few minutes later…
Marduk is on the floor getting kicked by Leo, Julia and Christie.
Marduk: Ow! Ow! Mommy! *Throws a smoke grenade*
Leo, Christie and Julia cover themselves while Marduk escapes through the fire escape.
Leo: Shit! We forgot to pull the ladders up!
Julia: Did you love the way he screamed for his mom?
They start laughing. The ghost of Christie's grandpa looks from a distance.
Grandpa: Looks like my work here is done. Now to peek at chicks in the shower. Wang would be sooo jealous. Maybe I'll rub it in his face.
Christie: *Grabs Julia* Tell me how Steve and Hwoarang are.
Leo: They'll be fine. Look, we should go get freshened up and visit this address. You need to know about the Devil gene right?
Christie: Go get something nicer to wear. Julia and I can get ready here.
Julia: But I…
Christie: You look like you're my size. Plus Tekken girls tend to have the same dimensions anyways even with beer guts.
Julia: Shut up! Go get ready!
Leo: *laughs* I'll be back. *Leaves*
Back at G Corporation, in Kazuya's executive office…
Kazuya: Jane, what happened to the Jacks deployed to help Marduk?
Jane: They were deployed on the rooftop of some bar, but two guys were having a brawl up there when the Jacks flew in. And then…
Kazuya: Did you get any pictures of them?
Jane: We managed to get the video memory of the Jacks. *Plays it on a giant flat screen*
Bruce, Bryan, Feng and Anna walk in.
Bruce: *Holds the pizza triumphantly* Pizza and a movie? Great!
Anna: *Looks at the footage* Ooo! These guys look tough!
Kazuya: Men in general always make you go ooo.
Bryan: Burned! If I had blood, it would be boiling!
Feng: Good job boss. If only I could say the same about us.
Kazuya: You guys did decent enough. Jin will definitely try to come at me. Guys, I've got new orders for you. Bruce, convince those guys in the video to come and meet me.
Bruce: Got it.
Kazuya: Feng. Bryan. Get those two traitors, Marduk and Ganryu over here. Marduk might help me one last time. And I just want to hurt Ganryu like I did in Tekken 2.
Feng: Yes boss!
Bryan: On it!
Kazuya: Anna, I need you to go to do some espionage.
Anna: Where?
Kazuya: *evil grin* Violet Industries. *They all laugh evilly as the group leaves his office*
