This is for you Mini! NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
ATTENTION! THIS IS A SPOOF! READ (AND LAUGH) AT YOUR OWN RISK!
DISCLAIMER- I DO NOT OWN THE FLASH OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
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"Who is the Flash? I am the Flash!" announced Barry as he strolled into work. Everyone stopped and stared at him. Barry sped over to the other side of the room. "That is right! I AM THE FLASH!" He ran circles around everyone and stopped when he saw Eddie.
Grabbing some tinsel from around the room, he tied Eddie to a pole three feet above the ground. "That's what you get for trying to have me arrested." he said. He ran out, then ran back in again and addressed the captain. "Oh, and I was the one who stole your sandwich."
Barry sat up and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. What? He calmed down as he saw that he was in Starr Labs. He laid back down with a sigh. That was undeniably weird. He wasn't one to go around acting all smug and stuff. He didn't get back to sleep for another hour, but when he did, he dreamt that Felicity and Oliver were getting married under a spaceship and that Diggle was dancing with a giant arrow.
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"Hey Caitlin? I think you need a new anesthestic." Barry sat up from a night recovering from another big bad man, one who threw a sword at him and hit him. Caitlin had been working on another anesthesia that would work with Barry's abilities, but she warned him that they might have side effects.
"Yeah Barry? Why?"
"REALLY weird dreams." he responded.
"What about?"
"You don't want to know."
