More thanks to the usual reviewers, Fallenangel-vamp and Maximillian. Same for Kagami no Renkinjutsushi and kunaby. This chapter has a Bleach reference so if anyone doens't understand them feel free to PM me. Enjoy.


Very familiar music plays.

'LUCKY CHANNEL RU!!'

The screen lifts up to reveal the very famous Akira Kogami, right in front of the camera.

'Oha Lucky!'

'I'm your navigator, Akira Kogami!'

'The assistant, and still working hard, Minoru Shiraishi!'

'We're back in full blast! We're already at episode number…..'

Akira suddenly changed back to her true personality, again…

She sighed and leaned on the desk, 'What episode is this? I thought we had a script or something…'

Minoru could only smile at Akira's question, 'Well… we do but…'

'Then what episode is it!?'

A sweat drop appeared on Minoru's head. 'Well… I'm not sure….'

Akira was obviously angry, 'What?! What do you mean you don't know?! Geez, if you want to keep working for this show you'll need to be better than that.'

'It's not like I'm going to be replaced right?'

'You were replaced!' She shouts full force at Minoru.

'Eh?! Well…' Minoru was obviously confused. His face was still in pain from the shouting. 'Let's get on with today's show then! Today's theme is the introduction even more characters who have joined the regular cast!'

Minoru reaches under the table and grabs a large rectangular board. The board contained portraits of the original SOS Brigade. For some reason, Mikuru was wearing a maid costume instead of a school uniform like the others.

'More characters?! Don't we have a lot already?'

'Well… technically, even though we have a lot of characters, a lot of the original cast haven't appeared yet… Anyway! Chief of the SOS Brigade! Haruhi Suzumiya and her sub-ordinates… Kyon, Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina…'

'That's enough!' Akira kicked the rectangular board away.

'It went flying again…'

'More characters… I don't get why this show has so many characters yet very few get appearances… Where are the rest of the girls?'

'Well….'

'Great… we get an invasion from another show and our own characters got replaced…'

'I don't think it's an invasion…'

'What happened to the rest of the girls?!'

'You mean like Yutaka or Minami?'

Akira gave a menacing stare to Minoru. 'What did you say?'

'Well… the main girls are in their first year here so they would be in junior high…'

'They're in their first year!? I thought they were in their third year? Did we go back in time or something?'

'I think one of the new characters is a time travel…'

'Even I'm replaced… What happened to my appearance?!'

'I don't know…'

Suddenly he burst into intense emotion and feeling, 'Akira-sama! I feel your sorrow!

She complained quietly to herself, 'What's with all the emotion?'

His emotion soon subsided and he gave a sigh of pain, 'I don't have one as well…'

'What do you mean?! You had two lines!'

'I don't think those two lines count as appearances…'

'What do you mean they don't count!? What about my appearance? What happened to the famous Akira Kogami?'

'Uh…'

'I don't care if they're cute or not! I'm going to do something about them!'

'What you're going to do?'

'I'm making my own appearance. I don't care about what that damned director and producers think about it.'

She gets off the table and starts to head right. Minoru follows her, but keeps some distance.

The familiar music plays again, but that does not cause Akira to change back. She continues slowly to the right.

Minoru stops for a second and faces the camera. 'Urr… We'll see you next week then. Bye-nii!'

The screen reading 'Lucky Channel' written on falls down again in front of the camera.

'Akira-sama. Where are you going?'

'I'm going to deal with those new characters… Like I said before, I'm making my own appearance.'

'Urr… Next time on Lucky Star! Episode… Wrong! Next time it's episode…'

Blackout.


'I'm home!' Konata stepped into the house taking her shoes off.

'Konata! Better than last night! Her dad shouted from the living room.

She simply smiled to herself.

'Konata! Would you mind fixing dinner for me? I don't really feel like it tonight…'

'No thanks!' She carefully crept through the house, avoiding her dad's line of sight. She constantly beckons for someone to creep towards her. Haruhi dragging a large bag wasn't very stealthy though.

His hunger finally forced him to move from his novel on the laptop, 'Konata! There are several rules in this house. One of them is if the man of the house wants to eat he gets to…'

Sojiro Izumi could say no more. He was on the floor. He wasn't in pain. He was seemed to be knocked out. Haruhi had missile kicked him, hard, complete with a high yell.

'Haruhi! What did you do to my dad?!' Konata was obviously surprised.

'I just kicked the weird looking man, that's all. Probably a robber or something.'

'That was my dad... Nice kick anyway.' Konata complimented Haruhi with the thumbs-up.

Haruhi smiled standing proud over her opponent.

Sojiro suddenly came back into consciousness. 'Konata… why did you do that to m m meeee…' Something really caught his attention.

His was gazing at one spot upwards, he was somehow blushing. 'Nice angle… I like it how this school has short skirts.'

Haruhi kicked him again towards a wall. Somehow he squeaked when he hit the wall like a lion plushie.

He got up again as he experienced nothing at all, 'So… who's that Konata?'

Konata didn't wait to introduce Haruhi to her dad, 'Haruhi Suzumiya. Mysterious transfer student.'

'Right… Konata never told me about you.'

'She just transferred here.'

'Oh… Guessing from her bag she wants to stay here right?'

Konata nodded.

He muttered to himself, 'If she's not a normal human… my name's Kurosaki.'

'Eh?' Konata didn't really hear what her dad said to himself.

'Nothing, nothing. I wouldn't mind someone else in the house…'

He turns away from the two and mutters to himself again, 'I really would like someone small and cute though… Maybe someone who would call my daughter sister and has cute, little pigtails in her red hair…'

He turns back to Konata, 'So… what would the reason why she wants to stay here?'

Haruhi gave an aggressive, menacing look towards Sojiro, like an extortionist.

'Okay, okay. She can stay here. I even feel lucky that you dragged someone along to live with us. I'll surely enjoy the company.'

He thinks for a moment, 'She can have the spare bedroom I guess…'

Konata walked off, 'Thanks dad. I'll fix dinner soon.'

They came across a white, blank room, with minimum furniture aside from the single bed. It was obvious no one had used this room for a very long time. Despite being a little dusty, it was actually quite clean.

Konata said to herself, 'Why do I get the feeling someone else will live here in the future?'

Haruhi wasn't quite pleased though, 'What kind of room is this? Feels very ordinary and uninteresting.'

A sweat drop appeared on Konata's forehead, 'Sorry. You can hang out in my room for the time being, I think you're free to do what you wish with this room.'

They soon arrived at Konata's room. Like Kagami and Tsukasa before her, Konata's room was awe-inspiring, in the wrong way. Haruhi was obviously interested. She had a good look around everywhere.

'Why does this figurine look awfully a lot like me?'

'You've never seen that anime? Her name is Ha----. I've seen resemblance between you and her.'

'What's with all the manga on your bed and on the floor?'

'Haven't gotten to reading them yet. Crunched between manga, anime, and games.' Konata picked up a volume from her bed and sat on it.

'You read them, you watch anime and you play games?'

Konata started reading a chapter 'Yeah.'

Haruhi turned away, 'Then you cannot be of any interest to me.'

Konata was obviously dazed by that, 'Why?'

'Doing that sort of stuff is what everybody does. I obviously take no interest in normal humans.'

Konata sounded a little sad, 'This is the first time anyone called me normal… People always call me weird… even Kagami…'

Haruhi didn't say anything.

Konata shook that off, 'Right… Trust me it's really fun. I'll show you.'

She put down the manga and went right for her PS2 and pressed the power button. A game disc was already inside so Konata decided continue on with that. Before she could grab the 2P controller and hand that to Haruhi, the door burst open. Both faces turned towards the door.

'Yo Konata! I'm here to play!' Enter Yui Narumi. She does her usual rapid waving at Konata.

Konata was obviously happy that her cousin arrived, although there was a hint of expectation in face. 'Cousin Yui! Good evening. You're just in time.'

Her eyes noticed some else, someone different. 'Who's that?'

'That's Haruhi. She's living here from now on.' Konata finished handing the controller to Haruhi.

'Really? That's wonderful!'

Haruhi didn't say much, she was staring weirdly at the strange piece of technology.

Yui made an expression as if she remembered something, 'Oh yeah Konata. I think your father is calling for you. I think he's on the ground in pain saying something like Konata or I am hungry…'

Konata went blue with shock.