Nami happily hummed to herself as she skipped her way home. It had been a very productive day, she stared at Marui, did math problems, drooled over Marui, played soccer, giggled at Marui, learned Chemistry, tackled Marui , ate lunch, and now she was following her beloved Marui back to his house where she will stand outside for hours and stare longingly at his bedroom window. Nami watched Marui's red hair bob up and down through the crowd. Even the back of his head is hot, how is that even possible? She fanned herself with a notebook, feeling her face flush as she continued to follow her red-haired Adonis. Maybe today will finally be the day Marui admits that he is in love with me! Nami thought excitedly, already planning out the romantic scene in her head.
Inside Nami's Head
Marui turned suddenly and locked eyes with the object of his desire. His lavender eyes gleamed greedily as he drank in her curvaceous form, golden locks, and pouty lips.
"Nami-chan," Marui's smooth voice washed over Nami like good body wash…or water or something of that sort. He was coming closer now, walking at an almost leisurely pace. He dropped onto one knee and pulled out a 14 karat diamond ring (cause fourteen year olds can afford a diamond ring…), stared deep into her eyes and said: "Nami-chan, I'm in love with you; you are the air that I breathe, the spaghetti to my meatballs, the cake to my Marui, the sodium to whatever the hell you pair sodium with, the Angelina to my Brad Pitt. You are all I think about every single day and you are more important to me than tennis, cake, and Jackal. I love you more than all the candy in the world. Will you marry me?"
"Yes! Yes! A thousand bajillion times yes!" Nami shrieked while the crowd that had gathered around them applauded loudly.
"You have made me the happiest man in the world." Marui tearfully said as he gathered his fiancée into his arms and mounted a stallion/unicorn/dragon/Pegasus that flew them to a villa in Italy where Marui put his thing into Nami's thing, and then wiggled around a bit before the two of them were a sweaty and tired heap. In case you were wondering, Marui put his finger into Nami's Chinese Finger Trap, duh. Oh and they also screwed…a lot…like an insane amount…yeah…this is getting awkward. Shall we get out of Nami's head before it escalates anymore and the author is forced to change the rating?
Marui picked up his pace when he saw a familiar blonde head. He started to jog briskly when he heard Nami's voice pierce through the air.
"Marui-kun" the banshee shouted, chasing after the now sprinting red-head, "wait!"
"Like hell!"
"Wait! Don't run away from our love! Embrace it! I accept your Marriage Proposal!" Marui panted as he sprinted down the winding road, still a long three blocks from his house. Nami followed closely, she already knew the route by heart, having visited Marui's home plenty of times…at night when Marui was asleep...and maybe she technically was breaking and entering, but locks should not stand in the way of true love! Anyway, our favorite red-head somehow manages to reach his home safely despite Nami's multiple attempts at Marui's life. First she tried to pounce onto him, when that ended in her face-planting/sliding onto the concrete sidewalk; she tried to claw at him instead. Finally, growing desperate, Nami jumped onto a passing motorcycle and tried to get the owner to crash into Marui.
After Marui finished barricading his door with the living room furniture, he scrambled for the phone and called for help. He counted four long rings before the person picked up the phone.
"Hello, this is the Yagyuu residence, Hiroshi speaking, how may I help you?"
"Yagyuu, you have to help me!" Marui frantically paced around his now furniture-less living room. Yagyuu winced and held the phone a bit further when Marui practically screamed his request.
"Is this pertaining to Nami-san?"
"Yes, she chased me home, and I think she's standing outside my house." Marui swept aside the curtain and peeked outside. He was met with the view of a grinning Nami holding up a "Soul mates 4ever" sign.
"Have you contacted the police?" Yagyuu's calming voice asked.
"Would that work? Sweet Yanagi's candied boxers, she's singing now!" Nami was indeed singing – more like shrieking – Taylor Swift songs.
(AN: I don't own these lyrics…just the adjustments…)
"We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there…
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said, marry me NAMI
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN UNICORNS
AND JELLY BABIES
AND TENNIS
AND BABY ELF EARS
AND CAKES AND SUGAR
AND OTHER STUFF I LIKE AND SH*T~
MARUI-KKKKKKUUUUNNNNNN
WE CAN GO TO ITALY AND DO IT~
WE'LL HAVE A DAUGHTER
I'LL NAME HER PUDDING~
IT'S A LOVE STORY MARUI-KUN JUST SAY YES!"
"Please Yagyuu, bring reinforcements!" Marui groaned after Nami's ahem delightful performance. The Gentleman sighed and agreed for he truly felt sorry for the red-head's situation.
"I'll try and see if I can gather anyone else." Yagyuu ended the phone call and sprinted out the door all the while mentally cursing out his double's partner for making him deal with this. Meanwhile, Nami decided that Taylor Swift songs alone wasn't good enough and started to dirty dance around a stop sign.
"MARUI-KUN, COME AND GET IT~" Nami managed to yell as she somehow hung upside-down on the stop sign.
"WHERE THE F*** DID YOU LEARN TO DANCE LIKE THAT? WE'RE F**** ** MIDDLE SCHOOLERS!"
"I LEARNED FOR YOU MARUI-KUN!"
"GO HOME!" Marui tearfully pleaded.
"I WON'T GO UNTIL YOU ACCEPT OUR LOVE! WE CAN RUN AWAY TO GUAM TOGETHER MARUI-KUN!" Marui slid down onto the floor and started to count the seconds until Yagyuu arrived.
AN: I think I had too much fun with this chapter o.O
celtic27fionn: I just thought that Niou would be an animal person and I just went with it.
Guest: Hehehe I actually plan to write that soon so look out for it. Thank you for that compliment, it means a lot to me. It made my whole week and I'm happy that I made you laugh. :D
LainellaFay: I'm sure Yagyuu will not disappoint! :P
mcangel1976: Your laughter is my pleasure...not in that way...or any other way. I'll just shut up for now.
stylewriter565: I sometimes giggle to myself when I'm writing the chapters, and I am updating right now...and now and now. Anyway, you get the point, I'm updating! :)
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