A/N: Short little one for ya!
Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10 or anything else mentioned in this story! TAKE THAT!
"I hate this planet," growled the Osmosian to his minions that were shuffling around and organizing things around their leader. "But they do have decent music," muttered Aggregor, talking mostly to himself.
And the minions kept walking by, ignoring their leader's monologue to the air.
The Osmosian clapped twice. "Turn on the music!" he insisted fiercely, amber eyes glittering with readiness to hear the greatness of one of his favorite Earth bands.
One or two of the robotic beings moaned quietly to themselves. And in a moment or so, one of the henchmen was over by the control panel and turning on the music that blared through the surrounding stereo system.
The sounds of KISS's song "Rock 'n Roll All Night" began to scream throughout the entire ship, sending more drones groaning and moaning. It was probably the billionth time they'd heard the song that week and it was getting tiring.
The cover art for the album came up on the screen since Aggregor had last updated the software on the massive spacecraft of his. He liked having the newest technology despite the fact that Earth's electronics were of such low standards compared to the rest of the universe.
His eyes, the color of dying crimson embers in the ashes of a burnt out fire, analyzed the images of the four men on the cover art. Aggregor's eyes settled upon one for a long moment. And then he reached over and pulled up a holographic computer screen to do his research upon.
The man typed in the band's title and found the name of the singer he was looking for. And the monologue began again.
"I could be him, couldn't I?" mulled the Osmosian as he stroked his chin in a fashion that resembled him having a beard. But he didn't have one. The motion was wasted on him. "We look a lot alike." His gaze briefly flitted to the minions that were pretending to listen to him only so not to be killed on the spot. "He's as pretty as I am. Of course, his hair isn't nearly as luscious as mine, but not everyone is perfect."
He let himself listen to the music and tap his massive metal staff along to the beat of it. He certainly had a soft spot for Earth's music.
"He's got quite a long tongue," noted the Osmosian, still rambling on and on and on. The long-haired man stuck his tongue out and crossed his eyes to look at it. "Is my tongue as long as his?"
"Of course," chimed one of the minions in a clearly robotic voice. It was a lie, obviously. Gene Simmons had a very long tongue and there probably wasn't anyone in the world who could have a longer tongue than him.
"Good, good," muttered Aggregor, still thinking things through and enjoying the lulling sound of the rock music.
And yet, he kept rambling. "I do believe we were twins separated at birth," he concluded with a smile of false cheer. "My mother always did hide secrets from me before I killed her..." Aggregor kept tapping his staff to the rhythm of the music. "He is clearly a human and therefore I will claim no relation to him in any way."
The henchmen just wanted him to shut up and turn off the music...
A/N: Please review! Thanks for reading!
~Sky
P.S. In retrospect, I totally see that he's OOC... For that, I apologize, but he does look like Gene Simmons...
