Hey guys srry ive been slacking my mom stole the laptop and the computer in my basement is like ancient, and it is apparently wedsday is sunday at carvel ( i kept asking what is sunday to carvel and people just gave me weird looks till i shut up :P btw check out Garret Clayton on Google so hot looks like a younger version of zac efron, sexy beast! ps those lovly followers and reviewers, well i hold you guys close to my heart and apreciate you loving Fly on 3
I walked down the stairs with Nudge in tow, driven only my the smell, and therefore promise of bacon in my immediate future.
"At least you look decent" whined Nudge " Get a look at the get up i'm in!
As much as i hated to admit it she was right. After seeing her yesterday i believed she could pull off any look so when it was decided that Iggy had to dress her i wasn't worried, but in Nudges defense not a lot of people can pull off hobo. Imean Jeez Ig you'd think he was blind ( ;) )
I heard Fang's definable laugh as Nudge walked down the stairs " Dude i thought you were joking
"Nope" declared Iggy "I told you i was awesome"
I chuckled as i walked into view, searching for breakfast.
"Yo Ig, pass the pig"
Iggy just stared at me.
"What?" i asked self-consciously turning to face a similar faced Fang and a grinning Nudge
" What?" I asked sharper than i intended to. "ya know it's rude to stare" i snapped
I heard Iggy yell 'Ow' as Nudge whacked him on the head
"Your not really going to school dressed like that? Are you?" bewildered Fang
"I being forced to against my will" I muttered, just as Nudge cut in
"Of course she is! Why shouldn't she?"
"Cause she'll be raped before lunch?" muttered Iggy earning himself another whack on the head. "Ow! Quit hitting me!"
I chuckled giving Nudge a fist pump as we headed towards the door. Crap if we didn't hurry we were gonna be late! Suddenly a hand shot out in front of me stopping me in my tracks.
"You cannot go to school dressed like that! Fang said sternly
i grinned pushing past him "Watch me"
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I gritted my teeth as i walked to my 3rd period class seriously wishing i didn't ignore Fang's jab. Should have stopped me before I made it past the stairs. Jerk. I was so sick of guys whistling at me as i walked down the halls. I swear if one more guy says... (Whistling) no no no no
"Oh yeah baby!"
THAT'S IT!
I'll be honest the rest was kind of a blur, but i do remember choking this random stranger against a locker, Iggy pulling me off him, Fang throwing me over his shoulder running away as Nudge apologized. Yeah, vague stuff like that.
"What the hell Max?!" yelled Nudge as she trotted after us trying to keep up
"Don't even go there" i yelled "It's because of you i'm even wearing this monkey suit!"
"It's not her fault you look hot" reasoned Iggy
i looked at Nudge "Whack him"
"NO! NO MORE WHACKING! I WILL PROTEST AGAINST THIS!" earning himself more than a few strange looks
"You go dude. Stick it to the man" said yet another random person
"Yo" i screamed " Could you mind your business! We are trying to have a conversation here!"
"Now, i'd hate to tell you i told you so but..." joked Fang
"Don't you dare" I said still all steamed up
"I told you so"
"Screw it. " I muttered " Can't we just go home?"
"Nope." said the ever wise Iggy "Welcome to the wonderful world of 3rd period Cooking
Crap.
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"What the hell is this?" i murmured holding up, well it must have been something
"That Maximum would be a sifter to sift the flour" said our teacher Mr. Castle (i freakin love that show! )
i stared at him blankly "OK" I said slowly "But why are lounging around doing positively nothing?" I asked motioning to Iggy and Fang and every other freaking boy in the room " We taking turns?"
"No" said Mr. Castle slowly "They are sitting down because it is quite well known that it is the women in the kitchen. NOT the men. You will be feeding your meals to the men at the end of the period."
Is he serious? I suddenly grinned "Ok!" i said easily "Not a problem"
i walked back over to Nudge who was frantically reading the labels on jars and then looking back to the recipe.
"What is a dollop" she asked me helplessly
I grinned "Who cares? Just throw random crap in a bowl. We feeding it to our 'husbands'"
She hesitated but having no better planned she agreed. If we couldn't find the ingredient quickly then we decided to find a quick substitute. i glanced back at the recipe 'paprika' okey dokey no freakin' clue what that was, i searching the cabinet coming across cinnamon. Well i knew it wasn't Paprika but at least i knew what the hell it was. I held it up to Nudge for approval. She shrugged in acceptance and into the bowl it went.
FANG POV
What the hell were they doing?! While other groups were almost done with their Baked Zeeti max and Nudge were mixing eggs, cinnamon, and god only knows what else into a big bowl. Nudge was at least trying while Max just ran around grinning throwing whatever the hell she felt like throwing into it.
"Do you know what they're doing?" asked Iggy hopelessly
"Revenge?" i offered
"Crap." Iggy muttered
i laughed "Agreed. So, " i decided to change the subject "Our little Maxiekins has never kissed a boy?"
Iggy looked at me questioningly "No why? " He grinned "What are you thinking?"
"I think it's time for a little of revenge of my own"
