I Live! Yep! Sorry for being so dormant for such a long time (Yeah I used a big word) I'm just one big procrastinator. Any way here's to Welcome2DaHouseOfFun. Poor Unfortunate Souls… Eww Mortola with tentacles… a magpus! Get it? A magpie/octopus? Hahaha… eh… errr well as usual the characters aren't mine and neither is the song…
Mortola: The only way to get what you want is to become a human (she's not human! WTF!) yourself.
Resa: Can you do that?
Mortola: My dear, sweet child. That's what I do - it's what I live for. To
help unfortunate poorfolk - like yourself - poor souls with no one else to
turn to.
Mortola: I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes
Mortola: And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed
Pathetic
Mortola: Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Mortola, please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do
Mortola: Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Mortola: Have we got a deal?
Resa: If I become human, I'll never be with my husband or daughter again.
Mortola: But you'll have your man (Just guess who she falls in love with, you people love making strange ships). Life's full of tough choices, innit?
Oh - and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment.
Resa But I don't have any -
Mortola: I'm not asking much. Just a token, really, a trifle. What I want
from you is . . . your voice.
Resa: But without my voice, how can I -
Mortola: You'll have your looks! Your pretty face! And don't underestimate
the importance of body language! Ha!
Mortola: The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore
Yes, on land it's much preferred
For ladies not to say a word
And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
Mortola: Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man
Mortola: Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman
And I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad
But true
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
You've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll!
Firefox, Basta, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
Mortola:Alugas avruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Novringsis glossietis
And max-laringhitis
La virtea to me
Mortola: Now, sing!
Resa: Aah...
Mortola: Keep singing!
Well there you have it Welcome2DaHouseOfFun. Hope you liked
