Okay I got a review from something about TOS and I couldn't do lists so I'm going to just put hints for you to figure out. I'm going to change this a bit so sorrie. Yeah I got reported so I am new so I have to follow the rules -sighs- Deidara won so YAY!

I don't own the Naruto characters, but the ideas!

How to Piss Off the Akutsuki

101-120 (I tried)

Sakura snuck into Deidara's room late at night. The blonde was lightly snoring and drool was on his silk pillow. Sakura came next to his side and shook him awake. He jolted up and pinned Sakura to the bed. "What are you doing Sakura, yeah?" he asked as he released her.

"I need to ask you something" Sakura whispered and sat up on the bed.

"Yeah make it quick. It's still night so I need my sleep, un," Deidara muttered and rubbed his eyes.

"More like beauty sleep".

"What was that?"

"Nothing so I was wondering if you will help me with a little something".

"What is this 'little something', yeah?"

"Pissing off the Akutsuki".

"Oh so that was what you were doing, yeah! I thought you didn't like it here, un".

"No, but I just need help because it's getting harder to piss them off now.

"Fine, but how did you get this idea?" Deidara asked and Sakura led him to her room. She showed the list to Deidara and he smirked at most of them.

"So?"

"Start tomorrow when you're done piggy-backing Itachi, un. 'Night" Deidara went back to his room.

Next day…

"Weasel-kun!" Sakura squealed and hopped onto Itachi's back unexpected and Itachi almost fell down.

"Sakura, get off of me," Itachi said stoicly.

"No" Sakura deadpanned.

"Get off of me".

"No, not until you take me somewhere".

"Fine then get off."

"No you take me to town on your back".

"Fine". Mission accomplished. The next plan was for Deidara who liked to mess with the Sasori no Danna. Deidara walked up to him and Sasori looked up at him emotionless. Deidara picked up his hand to Sasori's face and flicked him in the nose real hard. Sasori flinched from the sudden pain. He glared real hard at Deidara who just grinned and walked away. Sasori started thinking up plans to torture the blonde he/she.

Sakura and Deidara were sneaking up behind Pein who was currently in meditating mode. They sent silent gestures to each other to proceed. They each came by his side and picked up a full, stinky trashcan. They used a little chakra to pick it up and then they silently counted to 3. Then the duo dumped the trashcan on top of their leader. One second it was on him then a second later they were thrown to the wall going through it. Pein was breathing heavily and a banana peel was on his head.

"Run for it!" Sakura yelled and disappeared. Deidara followed her actions and left the angry leader.

Sakura was practicing swing dancing (A/N: I was the shortest person with the shortest dude and he did this to me. This making me push my friend a little, but her partner fell face first lol) with Zetsu when Hidan came in the same room. Sakura led Zetsu to Hidan who was not noticing our presence. She shoved Zetsu to Hidan and yelled, "HUMAN SHIELD!". Zetsu accidentally lost his foot and collided with Hidan, who hit his head with the wall going unconscious. Sakura left giggling while Zetsu was still dazed from the impact.

Deidara got really annoyed with Tobi who kept saying, "Tobi is a good boy!". Luckily the next thing was supposed to be public. While Tobi kept chattering like a woodpecker pecking wood, Deidara poured apple juice next to Tobi.

"Tobi, why the hell did you piss on the floor, un?" Deidara asked/yelled getting all of the Akutsuki's attention. They had disgusted looks plastered on their faces.

"That is just plain disgusting," Konan sneered and walked away.

"But T-Tobi didn't d-do it!" Tobi stuttered.

"Tobi, just clean up your mess," Itachi muttered and continued reading his book. Sakura inwardly snickered at the embarrassment and Deidara shot her a wink.

Deidara fought Sakura by pinning her again down the bed and she reluctantly did. Deidara was about to sit down next to Kakuzu who was counting his money. Deidara was holding a cup of steaming hot coffee when he 'accidentally' spilled it. The brown liquid soaked the money and Kakuzu sat there mortified.

"DEIDARA!"

While Itachi was on a mission, Sakura and Deidara had snuck in Itachi's room with buckets of paint. They spent hours painting his room. When Itachi came back he had turned on his light and the room was hot pink. He thought it was a dream so he turned off the lights, but the pink turned to neon hot pink.

"Sakura!" Itachi twitched and stormed off to the cherry blossom.

Deidara and Sakura were eating their gummy bears slowly waiting for their next victim. As their target came in view they waited until his back was to them. As if on cue they started thowing the gummy bears. It stuck to him like glue and he tried to dodged, but most got stuck from Deidara's and Sakura's deadly accuracy. In defeat he ran off to his private bathroom. They did a victory dance and hi-fived at the end.

Sakura snuck up behind Konan who was walking casually down the hallway. As she got close enough she put her hand, holding a fake, bee, next to Konan's ear. Konan sensed this and turned, but then saw the bug. She screamed and fainted sprawled out like a eagle. Sakura stared for a minute and walked away to the blonde waiting for her.

Deidara really like the next idea and wanted to join. They both wore their Akutsuki cloaks and anbu-like masks. Paintball guns were hidden behind their cloaks as they entered Hidan's room.

"Why the eff are you effin here?" Hidan still couldn't cuss for a few more days from his favor to Sakura. Sakura looked at Deidara and he looked at her. They both nodded and took out the paintball guns and aimed. They started shooting at Hidan and multiple colors splattered his body."!" Hidan started screaming and they just laughed.

While Itachi had went to somewhere Sakura stole Itachi mp3 and deleted all his songs. She replaced it with all the Justin Bieber songs real quick and put back the mp3 where she found it. After she left Itachi picked up his mp3 and pressed play.

Me plus you (I'ma tell you one time)

Me plus you (I'ma tell you one time)

Me plus you (I'ma tell you one time)

"What the hell!" Itachi growled out and yanked out the earbuds out of his ears. He checked his songs and his anger increased.

"SAKURA! I KNOW YOU DID THIS!"

Zetsu was just walking to his private garden. He opened the door and the sight had shocked. "!" He screamed at the sight of his beloved garden. It was dead and had many weeds. He started mourning for his garden and screaming. Sakura dispelled the henge and the garden was at it's original condition and Sakura snuck out of the garden.

Deidara snuck up on a sleeping Sasori and had a pack of markers. He started drawing on Sasori's face and his arms. He left snickering before Sasori wakes up.

3 hours later…

"Deidara, why did you draw on me again!" Sasori roared.

It took awhile to put a clear glass in the middle of the kitchen and dining room. Sakura and Deidara stood on the other side and pretended to talk to each other. Then the Akutsuki came and tried to go to the kitchen. They bumped the glass leaving a smudge. They banged the glass to get through, but couldn't. They tried to talk to the others across it, but the glass was soundproof. Sakura and Deidara just laughed at the others and then they had to hold each other for support.

Midnight…

Kakuzu woke up to go to the bathroom. He was rubbing his eyes and then he was about to pee. He looked around and saw a tiger. He ignored it for a second and turned back to the toilet. Realization caught to him and he zipped up his pants and turned around with fear in his eyes. The tiger looked at him and let out a growl. Kakuzu gulped and ran out of the bathroom without forgetting to close the door behind him.

Itachi was just watching Sakura and reading his book. She bolted under the counter then a second later popped up out of the cabinet next to the fridge. Itachi watched her pop out of different places, but then couldn't see her after one disappearance.

"Boo!" someone said next to him and he looked at Sakura startled. "You should have seen your face. Priceless!" Sakura burst out laughing and Itachi did his infamous glare.

Sakura walked around the place while Deidara was snickering at her. She was wearing a kitty costume. She looked so adorable with that on! Finally she found who she was looking for and tackled him.

"Fishy-chan!" Sakura squealed and bit him not to gently on hi shoulder. Kisame yelped in pain and flailed to get away from the crazed kitty.

"Get her off of me!" Kisame pleaded to the others, but they just walked off.

"You taste like fish, fishy-chan!"

"KYA!"

Deidara waited for his victim or victims to come to him.

"Where the hell aer they, yeah," he muttered to himself. That's when they finally came. "Well speak of the devil!"

Deidara sprayed the others with a fire hose. It sent them backward to the wall and they tried to stop the water from hitting them. Deidara laughed manically and kept what he was doing.

"!" the others (Hidan, Zetsu, Sasori, and Konan).

Sakura sat down at the meeting and had a slingshot (A/N: I did this to my cousin with rocks. She got a bruise on her ankle and it swelled) and rocks on her laps. The others came and Pein started talking. While he was not noticing, she aimed the rocks at Pein and it him directly on the forehead. She kept hitting him and he had to duck to stop the hits. The others stared at her strangely, except Deidara who was on the ground laughing.

"SAKURA!"

A/N:

I know, I know. It's not like a list. I apologize, but I got in trouble WTH! So yeah please review and thnx for the votes! Now I'm going to go get some cookies to eat! Ja ne!

-IINSANEG