This is from a prompt on my tumblr (klarolinesbuttons): Thea reveals to her friends that after Oliver's death, she was the one who cleared his internet history before their mother could see it, she makes a comment that he must have a fetish or kink for girls in glasses. Felicity over hears.

I tweaked it a bit so this is in season 2, where everyone knows each other a bit better, and since Thea's friends seemed to disappear along with her drug habit, I'm using Team Arrow instead of them ;)


"It's Felicity, right?"

Her ponytail swung as she turned towards the voice calling her name, surprised to see Oliver's little sister standing next to her stool. "Um, yes," she smiled, though her brows furrowed slightly in confusion.

"Sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Thea, Oliver's sister," Thea smiled, holding out her hand.

"I know," Felicity said as she took the offered hand. "I mean, nice to meet you," she added, giving an embarrassed smile.

Thea only grinned. "You do computer work for my brother, right?"

"Yep, whatever he needs, I'm there. For computers, I mean, not other things which I probably shouldn't be talking to you about. Not that there are things to talk about…" Felicity stuttered, finding her mouth running away with her once again. She decided to prevent any further babbling by taking a sip of the cocktail she had been nursing for the past half hour as she waited for Oliver and Diggle to return.

The other girl laughed, shaking her head in amusement. "He said you were funny," she teased, giving Felicity a good natured smile. "Anyway, I had a computer related question I hoped you could help me with."

Felicity immediately perked up. "Sure, how can I help?"

"Well, I've been having this issue with the Wi-Fi in the club, every time I try to-"

"Trying to poach my employees, Speedy?" Oliver interrupted, walking up on the other side of Thea and leaning on the bar top, giving both ladies a grin. Diggle stood a few feet behind him, playing the ever dutiful bodyguard.

Thea rolled her eyes. "Wouldn't dream of it Ollie," she teased back, narrowing her eyes playfully at her brother. "I was just asking her some questions regarding Verdant's internet. You know, that club you opened that one time? The one we're standing in right now?"

Felicity watched the exchange with amusement, enjoying the siblings' back and forth.

"Well, you never were very good with computers," Oliver said, giving an exaggerated sigh as he looked pityingly at his sister.

"Hey! I am plenty good," the younger Queen insisted, hands on her hips as she turned to fully face her brother. "I can do lots of things."

Oliver grinned. "Oh really? Like what, hmm?" he goaded, quite enjoying riling her up.

Thea glared at him for a moment, trying to think of something impressive that would shut her brother up. Her focus was pulled from her thoughts, however, at the sound of the last drops of a drink being sucked up into a straw. She turned her head, catching sight of Felicty, bright pink lips wrapped around the red straw as she finished off the drink.

"Sorry," Felicity said sheepishly, putting the glass down and pushing it away from herself as she readjusted her glasses self-consciously.

Thea pursed her lips as she watched the blonde, a thought suddenly coming to her. She turned around to face her brother again, wicked smirk on her lips.

Oliver frowned, unsure why his sister looked so devious at the moment.

"You wanna know what I can do Ollie?" she asked, her voice promising he would not like what she said next.

He merely made a noncommittal noise, her tone reminding him of the time she had blackmailed him into chauffeuring her and three of her preteen friends around one weekend. He had a feeling this would be worse.

Taking that as encouragement, Thea continued, smirk affixed on her face. "I got quite good at deleting internet histories," she said nonchalantly, looking down at her nails as if what she had to say was unimportant. "For instance, when you 'died,' I cleaned out your computer before Mom could find it."

Oliver stood there staring at her, his face impassive. He was afraid he knew where this was headed.

"But, ya know, I was curious before I got rid of everything," she continued, raising her eyes back up to look at him, knowing grin still in place. "You must have some kind of fetish or something for girls in glasses. Particularly blondes."

Felicity choked on air as Thea finished, her face becoming impossibly red at the clear implication in the younger girl's words. She heard Diggle cough in a poor attempt to cover a laugh, the man practically shaking with contained laughter as he raised an eyebrow in Felicity's direction.

She chanced a small glance up at Oliver who was as still as a statue, seemingly staring off into space, but she knew him well enough to detect the small ticks of the muscles at the corners of his eyes and the way his jaw was tightened. He looked like he was silently screaming inside his head. Felicity could understand the feeling.

"I, uh, I should go do that… thing I was meaning to do before… that's away from her. Uh, maybe next time Thea," she said quickly, standing up from the stool and turning on her heel, moving surprisingly fast for someone in five inch heels.

Thea was trying hard to contain her laughter as she watched her brother look forlornly after the blonde computer whiz. "Sorry Ollie, but you know you deserved that," she chided, shaking her head as she walked away, patting his shoulder as she passed.

Once she was gone Oliver sighed, running his hand wearily down his face.

Diggle clapped a sympathetic hand on his shoulder, lips pressed together as he continued to try not to laugh. "I can't wait to see how you try and explain yourself out of this one, Oliver," he said, chuckling as he headed off after Felicity, down to the lair.

Alone, Oliver raised his head to stare at the ceiling, sighing deeply. Why did these things always happen to him? He began to walk slowly after his teammates when a thought suddenly hit him. He had left his tablet down in the lair, and if he knew Felicity at all…

"Crap," he breathed, breaking into a run as he attempted to get to his internet history before a certain blonde with glasses did.