Well, now I bet you're wondering what Vexen's up to, or maybe you've actually been paying attention and know it "probably" has something to do with Roxas' hair. Hehe didn't think I forgot about that did you? Also, what did you guys think of Luxord's brilliant singing? I know, it's scarred me for life too DX
DISCLAIMER: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good… nor do I own Kingdom Hearts.
Nobody's POV (lol see what I did there?? Oh I'm ssoo good XD )
"ROXAS! OH, ROXAS YOU MUST COME SEE THIS! I'VE FINALLY FOUND THE CURE!"
The group turned their attention towards the hallway where the icy scientist's footsteps could be heard rapidly racing down the hall. Their owner screeched to a halt in front of the hole in Roxas' door. As if he didn't notice the hole, he walked into the room with a green test tube in his hand. A smile immediately crossed Roxas' face as he jumped across the room and tried to grab the vile from Vexen's hand, but the scientist jerked it away from his grasp.
"Nuh uh, DON'T TOUCH IT!"
Roxas looked at the scientist with confused eyes, "Why not?"
Vexen held the green vile protectively against his chest, as if it might brake and spoke acidly, "Because this potion is a one-of-a-kind and a child like yourself will surely, without a doubt brake it! So I repeat; DO NOT TOUCH!"
"But isn't that the cure for my hair?"
The scientist tilted his head and popped his eyes in realization, "Oh no, that's incurable I'm afraid. You're stuck like that forever pinky."
In rage, the violet haired teen started yelling, "THEN WHAT IS THAT!?"
Vexen held the vile in the air and cleared his voice so that hos genius would be heard, "This, my friends, is the cure for breast cancer. It is the only one of its kind, so it must be kept safe at all tim- "
Just as the scientist was gloating about his success, a certain one-eyed pirate knocked him and the vile to the ground while shooting his twin guns wildly, "Take that you evil bran muffins! Stay out of my breakfast!"
A moment after Xigbar's random outburst, everyone turned their attention to the weeping scientist hopelessly trying to pick up the broken pieces of the test tube. The green liquid began steaming and soaked through the floor to who-knows-where.
Clutching the shattered pieces of glass, Vexen stood up and grabbed Xigbar's cloak with his free hand and started shouting in his face, "You idiot! Do you have any idea what you've done!? My potion is RUINED!"
"Well, I'm sorry. I thought it was Barbeque sauce, I swear!"
"Wait- what are you babbling about?"
"The brown bottle in the refrigerator! I thought it was barbeque sauce, so I took it and put it on my bran muffins. Next thing I know, they're alive and trying to eat me!"
"YOU FOOL! Didn't you see the label that said, "Property of Vexen, do NOT touch!?" "
"Yeah, but I thought you were just trying to keep the barbeque sause all to yourself, so I took it anyway."
"Moron! That was a rebirth potion! It makes things that are dead to come to life!"
"Well, they're dead now…"
Vexen released Xigbar's cloak and hit his head with his hand, "Why did you want to put barbeque sauce on bran muffins anyway?"
Shrugging his shoulders, the pirate casually turned to Roxas, "That's just how I like it. So what's going in on here kiddo? And more importantly, what's with your hair!?"
"Don't call me that! And we're playing Truth or Dare, AND it's VEXEN'S fault that my hair is now permanently purple!"
Roxas' temper grew as Xigbar's laughing increased, " Looks like Vexen here is screwin' around with everybody today, aren't ya Vexy?"
Vexen bumped into Xigbar's shoulder as he stormed out of the room and called over his shoulder, "I am not legally responsible for any of you, and DON'T CALL ME THAT! I'll be back in my lab so nobody bother me or I'll blow you all into oblivion!"
Zigbar's guns vanished into thin air and he stared at the group, looking at each face individually, "Well, this is one twisted picture; Xemnas, Saix, Larxene, and Sora all playing a game together? I understand Axel, Demyx, Luxord, and Roxas playing, but you four? I thought you all hated each other."
The four looked at each other and Xemnas spoke what they were all thinking, "Oh shut up and sit down."
Xigbar obeyed orders and followed behind Roxas and Luxord as they sat down in the expanding circle. Now, the group had eight participants, and things were getting crazier by the minute.
"So whose turn is it?" The pirate man asked, looking around the group.
Luxord shot his hand up and turned his attention to Larxene, "It's mine, and I dare Larxene to steal Zexion's sacred book!"
Everyone stared at Larxene speechless waiting for her to react. The mantis herself laughed at the challenge, "Easy."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Demyx burst out, causing the whole group to laugh, and Larxene hit him hard on the head before striding out of the room.
Larxene's POV
They're all idiots, especially that Demyx! I'll show them I can do this by myself. Never send a man to do a woman's job, especially when the men are complete morons. That's okay… one day I will get my revenge.
Luckily enough, I knew where Zexion's room was so it didn't take me too long to find it. Unfortunately, I had to make sure he wasn't here or I might get caught, but if worse comes to worst, I'll just use my seductive ways to get out of trouble. HEY! What are you laughing at!? I can be girly if I want… sometimes.
I peeked into the room and well… it was dark. I wasn't sure if this was part of his emo lifestyle or what, but I assumed he was gone and walked in. Switching the light on, I saw that Zexion wasn't here. Good thing too, but surprisingly, Zexion's room was pretty neat, organized even. Quickly, I found the bookcase and grabbed Zexy's oh so "sacred" book, Twilight. Now, just to get the heck out of here…
"What are you doing here?"
Well, I finished a lot sooner than I thought I would and OMG it hasn't even been over seven days since my last update… NEW RECORD!! Anyway, I'm not sure where I'm going with the next chapter * hint hint *. Any wacky, stupid dares or ideas you have are welcome. And I KNOW most of you peoples have played Truth or Dare before, so just tell Auntie Matilda what your friends dared you to do or vice versa, but if you don't want to then just leave me a little message saying what you think!! By the way my name isn't Matilda… it's Brooke… just so you know. I promise, it's on my birth certificate 0.o
