a/n so lets just say for the sake of this story, all the people that are here now have been here since September. And they all have the same demeanour until I change it… and also Ted wasn't out til October, but he was out at the end of August in this. He will be back before the new year. And last chapter I said Dana was 22, then I remembered she's had her birthday. Thanks to the always faithful, Kayla Smiley, Jasmine Delilah-Renesmee and xXxhardyortonchickxXx. YOU GUYS RULE!!! Keep reading!
"Hey Hey! If it isn't Fin-lay!" I said walking up to the Irishman and his 'son' Hornswoggle, Dylan Postl,
"How are you Dana,"
"I'm good thanks Fin. How's it going Hornswoggle?" I asked as he got really excited and started humping my leg,
"Hornswoggle! That's enough!" he scolded, Hornswoggle made weird noise before running off, "Dana, I would love to say and chat, but I have a son to catch," I nodded as he ran off shouting after his 'son',
"Later!"
The end of the match came quick Miz & Morrison were on a roll. But I ran out really distressed. I got on the apron and was talking to the ref,
"Help! Help! I need help!"
"What's wrong?" he asked,
"Come! I need help!" while I was doing this Miz had been tripped my Hornswoggle and Morrison was wondering what the hell I was doing, this gave time for Finlay to grab his Shillelagh. He clocked him over the head and I jumped off,
"He's okay," Katie said coming up behind me,
"Oh, never mind," I jumped off the apron. Finlay had pinned John and the ref turned around and counted to three. I smiled wickedly. I gave Finlay thumbs up before I left.
"You were great girl!" Jasmine said when we walked back,
"It wasn't that hard…" I said modestly,
"Yeah yeah. Well you and me are starting a feud on Raw, so be ready,"
"Hey, its mine and your debut match. And Steph hasn't told us who's winning!"
"Yeah, you go check that out while I get changed,"
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Monday Night Raw
"Well look at this King, here come Dana Storm with an Australian flag and Katie Lea Burchill with the English flag," Michael Cole said in disgust, King didn't reply, I walked out to my music and walked down the ramp smiling arrogantly,
"On her way to the ring from Melbourne, Australia, 'The Thunder from Down Under' Dana Storm," Lillian introduced me. I got booed like before but the best part is, this is my debut match and its against Jasmine Reeves, her music started, and I have to say I was a little envious. It was She's a rebel by Green day,
"And her opponent from Chicago, Illinois Jasmine Punk!" I stood there with my mouth open, I looked at Katie, seriously wondering what the hell was going on,
"PUNK?!" I exclaimed shocked, Katie shrugged before grabbing my flag and rolling out of the ring. I stared in her the eyes secretly saying 'Its on Bitch!' jokingly of course.
We locked up and I got her into a headlock, she countered and slammed me to the mat, I feigned pain. She pulled me up by the hair and looked at me, she ran to the ropes and tried to clothesline me, but I fell to the floor dodging her, I stood back up when she came back, I smashed my elbow in her face and she fell. I went for the pin but she kicked out at one and a half. I slammed my fists to the mat but she took advantage and went for the face buster, I reversed it and turned it into a 'Thunder Storm', a swinging neck breaker, I would have gone for the pin, but why not make this country hate me even more? I thought jokingly, I got her in 'Aussie Pride', an arm trap cross face, she tapped out after a struggle. The ref rung the bell and told me to get off, you think I did? I kept it on despite her continuous struggle the ref tried to get me off but Katie pushed him away. I held on for a few minutes before CM Punk's music came on I let go but stayed in the ring he ran down and when he was on the apron he looked at me, I looked at Jasmine,
"Go on," I said motioning to her, he stepped in and picked her up, "Good luck with that, she's a fat ass," he took her up the ramp and a few minutes later I walked up.
"I don't have a fat ass!" Jasmine exclaimed,
"Hey, I have to make them hate me," I defended myself, "Hey I don't have to do anything else tonight, so I'm gonna head back,"
"Yeah okay. I think I have to cut a promo with Punk… and Kim's still doing pyro. So you right to go back on her own?"
"Yeah it's cool. Great work out there!" I said waving good bye. I walked to the production truck and said bye to Kim before I got in my car and drove back to the hotel.
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I woke up smiling. It was 10 am and last night I had won my first match! I laid there thinking about the previous night. Then my face dropped, pictures of Blank and Runnels going through my head,
"Dana! Don't be so god damn stupid! You shouldn't care! You shouldn't care!"
"Shouldn't care about what…?" Kimberly came out of the bathroom,
"Uh what?" I said trying to act as if I was sleep talking,
"Hey, I'm not an idiot. That was no sleep talking crap," she sat on my bed, "So why shouldn't you care?"
"Nothing," I said denying it, "I think I had a dream is all,"
"Yeah right! That wasn't a dream. Now spill up," I sat there quiet in hopes she would leave me alone, "Fine, but I am going to get this out of you!" she got up patting my back and going back to the bathroom. I rolled onto my stomach and groaned into my pillow.
"Get up lazy ass," Jasmine walked into our room, "Get up! We're going shopping!" she told me. I groaned and buried my head into the pillow,
"No!" I said lazily,
"Uh, yeah! So get up!" Kim came in,
"I'm tired!"
"You went to bed before all of us last night! So get up!"
"NO!!!!!!!"
"Okay, back up plan," Jasmine said. I had the urge to shoot straight up as I heard the door open and an extra set of feet come into the room,
"Hey Dan, wake up," a males voice said, "Come on Dana. Get up," he said he pulled the blankets down and started rubbing my back. Shivers went down my spine, "Hey, come on get up," I wasn't going to budge just because Cody Runnels came into the room, "Get up now!"
"Woah! I'm up, I'm up!" I said scared. Cody sounded really angry, "Oh God. Don't kill me!"
"Hey relax babe, I was joking," he said rubbing my calf as I was now sitting,
"Hey! Watch it! You shouldn't do that!" I reminded him he was on thin ice and I threw a pillow. Almost instantly regretting it, he had removed his hand from my leg. I almost frowned,
"So get up get ready, we're going shopping,"
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"Yo, Dana, you going to tell me what 'You shouldn't care! You shouldn't care!' was all about?"
"I told you I had a dream!" I said nudging her side, trying to not spill my fries,
"You know you looked pretty cosy with Cody this morning," Jas told me,
"How so?" I asked trying to refrain from blushing,
"When he was rubbing your leg," she informed popping more fries into her mouth,
"It was nothing,"
"Bull crap it was. And you shivered when he touched your back!" Kim added,
"So since when did you two start to care?"
"Since this morning," Jas said calmly,
"Good for you!" I said faking enthusiasm and walking off. I walked to no place in particular just wanting to hide the fact that I had a little crush on Cody Runnels. There! I said it. I might have a little crush on Cody Runnels,
"I did not just think that!" I said out loud,
"Think what?" the man I was crushing on came up making me jump, "Oh sorry,"
"It's cool and nothing," I answered quickly, "Hey? What are you doing here?"
"Oh, um, Barb is in that shop trying on some stuff,"
"Are you two like going out?" I asked trying my best to act casual,
"Yeah I think so,"
"Oh," said disappointed, then realising I should be, "That's great,"
Cody's POV
"I'm back! Oh, hi Dana," Barbara came out and hugged me then turned to Dana and hugged her,
"How'd it go?" I asked as she came back to my side and I put my arm around her waist,
"It was good, I got some new shoes and some new jeans,"
"Nice," I said sweetly. We chatted for a few minutes when two girls came up,
"You know you like him!" Kim said,
"And it's obvious he likes you too!" Jasmine said less than a second later,
"Who likes who?" Blank asked, all three of us stalled, we couldn't say Cody. So who were we going to say?
"Ted!" Jasmine blurted out randomly, I looked at her the same way I did last night,
"WHAT?!" me, Kim, Cody and Barbie said in unison.
"T-t-ed-d," I choked out. She likes TED!
"Oh good for you! You two would look great together!" Barbie said happily after getting over the initial shock,
"Oh, um thanks," she said, "Can I talk to you two for a minute?" she asked of the girls that blabbed,
"Isn't that cute. Dana and Ted like each other!"
"Wait. How did you know?"
"Well, if you had been paying attention at the movies, you could see that they like each other," isn't that fucking fantastic!
Dana's POV
"TED?!" I said loudly when we were out of earshot, "I like Ted do I? What is your problem?!"
"I had to say something!"
"Did it have to be Ted?"
"You haven't hung out with anyone else!"
"You could have said Jeff!"
"Jeff's like 10 years older than you!"
"Then Shane or Shannon! Why TED?!"
"I said the first person that came to mind!"
"Kelly thinks we would look great together! You have gotten me into a shit load of trouble!"
"I'm sorry!"
"You should be!" this was an argument between me and Jasmine, Kim had kept quite. Until she decided to burst out laughing,
"What's so Funny?!" me and Jasmine said in unison,
"I thought of How I Met your Mother," we both looked at her as if she was an idiot, "You know, Ted Moseby…" we shook our heads. We knew what the show was, but we didn't know why she was mentioning it, "It's just sounds like something Lily and Robin would be arguing about…" it was silent for maybe 30 seconds and we all started laughing again,
"Hey I think we should get out of here," I suggested.
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"Hey Dana, how olds your mum?" Jasmine asked,
"Uh, 52 I think. Wait, why do you wanna know?"
"I was just wondering. Coz Ric's 59 right? I was just wondering if your mum was a Gold Digger,"
"My mum is NOT a Gold Digger!"
"I know I know! Sorry!" My mum is not a Gold Digger! She's in love! Damn some people. Just because she married Ric Flair, doesn't mean she's a Gold Digger Dammit! People get these whacked out idea's! I mean come on build a bridge and get over it! Some people make me so angry! And today is Jasmine's day. Ted, I mean TED! Theodore Marvin DiBiase Junior. Oh God. And he likes me too? She has possibly ruined two peoples lives!
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It is now Friday the third of October. More shows of showing my disgust with America, Punk giving me looks and so on. I am now in my hotel room getting ready for a party. John Hennigan's Party. In some state in America. I'm sort of scared about this party. My first, besides my own, WWE party. I don't know what shit they do at these parties!
"You ready?" Katie asked the three of us, "Coz Randy's at the door,"
"Yeah!" Kim ran to the door and gave Randy a big smooch, which he returned,
"Stop the love fest and lets get going!" I shouted. to tell the truth, I am nervous, like really nervous! I don't know what sort of shit they do at these parties. I don't even know how many people are going! Oh, god. Random people could be there! What the hell have I gotten myself into?
"Come on, you're the one that wanted to leave!" Jasmine said. We walked to the elevator and instead of pressing the ground floor button, Randy pressed 300. That's the penthouse! Oh my fucking God! John Hennigan got the penthouse for party! He is turning 29 and he got the Penthouse!
"How many people are going to be there?"
"10 to 15 I think… but I'm not sure. It shouldn't be much more than that," Katie said,
"If it isn't that much, then why was I invited?"
"Well, Randy was invited, then Kim was, then you and Jasmine were,"
"Coz that totally makes sense,"
"Oh and Cody and Barbie are going to be there. And I heard rumours Ted's going to pop in," my jaw dropped. Oh no this can't be good. We got to the top floor and all walked in. I was wearing black tights with a short patterned dress. My hair was out as normal, with a blue headband. Jasmine was wearing this really short skirt and a tight revealing top, pretty much making a slut out of herself. Kim was wearing skinny jeans and one of Randy's hoodies. Damn, I think they might be in love. All heads turned to the door but then turned back when they knew who it was. I saw Ted. He looked so happy… maybe someone told him that I like him! No, no, no, NO!
"Girls!" Barbie saw us and called us over,
"Hey Bee," I said sitting on the couch next to her, "You didn't say anything to Ted did you?"
"No, I don't think so. Why? Are you embarrassed?" I couldn't answer it. If I said no, she would tell, if I say yes… I like Ted!
"People! The pizza's will be here soon! Thank you all for coming to the birthday of John Hennigan! I had to call a lot of people to get this place! So sit back, relax and do as you damn well please!" John said standing on a table in the middle of the room. The 20 guests that were there cheered. I let out a laugh and danced to the music that was on. Electric Feel by MGMT, that has to be the most random song ever! Seriously, an acid trip video? But it's still awesome!
"Oh ma Gawd!" Barbie screeched as Cody was in the middle of the room dancing wildly,
"Oh, hell no!" Ted said embarrassed to be his friend, "Man! What are you doing?!"
"Trying to bring this party to life,"
"Yeah I agree! Lets get this party Started!" I said grabbing the nearest bottle of wine and ripping the top off and taking a big drink,
"Woooooo!" I said like my step dad shaking my head like a maniac. As if one of us had special powers, Lets Get it Started by Pink started and everyone was in the dancing mood all of a sudden. We danced for hours, I think I got extremely drunk… if you have 5 bottles of Wine to yourself are you drunk? Yeah? Well, then times that by 2!
"You should stop now," Cody came up beside me,
"You're not much better than I am!" I said with slurred words,
"You can barely stand up," right on cue, I tripped over my own foot and was caught by Ted,
"Hello Theodore!" I said in an English accent, "Thank you for catching me!"
"No problem Dana," he draped my arm over his shoulder helping me stand,
"Zere is sumfink I vant to tell you," changing my accent again,
"Yeah?"
"I don't know, I forget," I said childishly, "Oh, wait. I need to barf," I ran towards the bathroom and got ready to put my head over the toilet, "No, no I don't. It passed," I said giggling. Shut and Drive by Rihanna, I don't care what anyone says, this song is about sex. I made up moves to the song and I earned a few wolf whistles from the guys. It got towards the end of the song and I full on fell to the floor but, my saviour, Ted caught me,
"Whoa. You okay?"
"Uh, yeah. Just really, really, dizzy," I held my head,
"You gonna be okay?"
"Yeah, I should be fine…" we were looking in each other's eyes on instinct I lent in, our lips were inches apart. I felt all eyes on us. I saw a look in his eyes, he wanted it. And considering I wasn't pulling away, so did I. We locked lips and engaged in a sweet kiss. His tongue gained entrance to my mouth and it was a very passionate kiss,
"Go Ted!" was shouted numerous times. It was good reeeeeeal good!
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"Woof. My head hurts. BAD!" I said as soon as I woke up,
"Yeah that was pretty wild last night," Ted said coming into the bedroom I was in,
"Ted? Oh God. Was that a dream last night? Or totally real?"
"I understand you mean the kiss? Well yeah that was real. But it's cool if you didn't mean it,"
"You know the saying 'The truth comes out when you're drunk'?" he nodded, "Well I honestly believe that was the truth," I smiled nicely,
"Seriously?" he asked sitting on the bed,
"Yeah. I know I was drunk out of my mind, but I felt a spark. Did you feel a spark?"
"Yeah. I suppose,"
"Well, how bout we give it another shot?" I asked leaning forward, he couldn't answer because I smashed our lips together. I felt him smile,
"Oh hell yeah. That was GREAT!" he said confidently, I kissed him again,
"Wow, that was quick." Barbie said leaning on the door frame as we made out. Me and Ted like each other. Who would have thought?
a/n so finished. Thanks for reading! Read more when I get it up. Might be a while, have to right my other story.
