Here ya go, another update, just like I promised.
Jordan
Chapter Seven: Agent Miles
A fully clothed Haley was sitting on the Peyton's bed, listening to the music, watching Brooke rant.
"Haley? What in the world possessed you to climb into that cake."
Haley opened her mouth to answer but was cut off before a sound could come out.
"How did you even know about the cake?"
"A lucky guess." Haley answered with a smirk. Brooke rolled her eyes and then whined.
"Tutor girl."
"Sorry, I couldn't help myself." Haley laughed, "I was looking for Nathan and when I went to check outside I saw a cake. I went closer to it and when I was going to touch it and get frosting, I learned it was cardboard so then I felt around, found hinges, opened it, and climbed in. Not until I heard him breathing did I find out I wasn't alone."
"What were you going to do if it wasn't Nathan?"
"I knew it was Nathan."
"How."
"His breathing."
"You know Nathan's breathing?"
"Yeah, it's sorta raspy, but in a sexy kind of way."
"Okay, gross, that was something that I didn't need to know."
"Well, you asked."
"Whatev, tutor girl, go back down to your boytoy."
"Thank you."
Haley ran down the stairs and walked around until she found Nathan.
"Hey you." she said, walking over towards him.
"Oh, you got your top back on." Nathan noticed, getting a punch from Haley.
"You know, we could always just skip the sex tonight."
"What did I do wrong?"
"Oh nothing, I'm just not in the mood."
"What can I do to get you in the mood?"
"I have a couple ideas." Haley whispered in his ear. She bit her bottom lip and he smirked. She stood on her tiptoes and gave him a small kiss. He deepened it, his tongue asking for entry. Before it could gain entry, a nasty redhead entered the room.
"Ewe, slut alert."
"What, are you alerting everybody that you are here?" Haley asked.
Rachel smiled sweetly at Nathan, ignoring Haley's comment. "Hey baby."
"I need a drink." Haley said, walking away. Nathan looked at Haley and then at Rachel.
"Why are you such a bitch, Rachel?"
"I thought you liked that in a girl."
"Just put some ice on it."
Nathan got up and walked over to where Haley was. Rachel straightened her dress, silently deciding that it was not over.
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"You okay?" Nathan asked when he reached Haley. Brooke, Lucas, Jake, and Peyton were also there.
Haley finished her glass, "I am now."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm not going to let Rachel get to me."
Nathan gave Haley a small kiss, "That's my girl."
Haley smiled and then grabbed his hand, "Let's go dance."
After Haley and Nathan left, Peyton and Jake took their lead, leaving Lucas and Brooke alone. Brooke had a smile on her face.
"What's up?" Lucas asked.
"Nothing, just happy."
"Yeah, what about?" he asked, putting his arm around her shoulder.
"Well, just the fact that all our friends are together.."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, Nathan has Haley, Peyton has Jake." she nudged him, "I have you."
"Oh my, you are a lucky girl."
She playfully slapped him in the arm. "Broody, leave the egotistical maniac label for your brother."
"Okay Brooke. Would you care to dance?"
"I'd love to."
They went on to the dance floor, next to their friends, while a slow song was playing.
"You having fun?" Jake asked Peyton.
She looked at him, "Yeah, I am."
"What's your favorite part?"
"Being here with you." She kissed him lightly then looked at him seductively.
"What?"
"Do you want to go upstairs?"
"Really?"
"Yeah," she dragged his hand, "Let's go."
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Nathan and Haley walked back into the kitchen, drinks in their hands, laughing up a storm. Haley sat down on the counter while Nathan sat on a stool. Just as they leaned in for a kiss, Brooke and Lucas joined them.
"Have you seen P. Sawyer?" Brooke asked.
"No." Haley answered.
"Why don't you go find her." Nathan added.
"If you want to be alone, just say so."
"We want to be alone." the said simultaneously.
"Now, was that so hard?"
"Let's go Brooke." Lucas said, trying to drag her away. She plopped down next to Nathan and grabbed his drink.
"No thank's Broody, we can go find P. Sawyer, later."
"B."
"Fine, I'm coming." She got up and then looked at Haley. "But don't go find a room just yet, we're playing I never when I get back.
"Whatever you say Brooke." Nathan said. She nodded, satisfied, and then headed off with Lucas. Haley took his face in her hands and smiled.
"Now, where were we?"
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"The game is I never." Brooke announced to the group. "We take turns saying something we've never done and if someone around this table has, they have to take a drink. Nobody likes cheaters." Brooke looked at Rachel.
"Or liars." Haley added.
"Well, no one likes skanks either, but you two are still here." Rachel retorted.
"Let's not argue, and just get started." Nathan said, holding Haley on his lap. She was messing with her phone.
"Okay, Luke, you start." Haley said.
"Alright, um...I've never been naked in the backend of a semi."
"That's the one of the wierdest questions I've ever heard." Bevin stated as both Haley and Rachel took a drink.
"Tutor girl?" Brooke was amazed.
"They had a flat tire, we called for back up, it was late, they couldn't fix it until morning, and he was cute."
"Cuter then me?" Nathan asked.
She gave him a small peck on the cheek. "Not even close."
"Okay, Haley, you're turn."
"Sure." she looked at Rachel. "I've never had sex with an inanimate object."
Rachel and Brooke took a drink.
"Tigger?" Haley asked, now astonished.
"What? Broody was gone and I was horny. It was either that or Brooking myself."
"What's Brooking yourself?" Haley asked.
"You don't want to know." Nathan implied.
"Okay, I guess it's Rachel's turn." Lucas said, trying to avoid the story of his girlfriend brooking herself.
An idea clicked in Rachel's head as she saw Haley check her phone again.
"Okay, but I need a refill first." Rachel walked over to fill her drink up and on the way back to her seat she "accidentally." spilled her drink all over Haley. Haley screamed.
"Oops." Rachel giggled.
Haley popped up, "Bitch you did that on purpose."
"So what if I did, what are you going to do about it?" Rachel asked. "Attempt to kick my ass again."
"Oh, I'll attempt and succeed." Haley said. She was about to lunge at Rachel before Lucas and Nathan held her back.
"Calm down baby." Nathan whispered.
"She's not worth it." Lucas added.
"Let's go clean you up." Brooke said, the four left the room, as did the others after Tim said,
"What, does this mean the game's over?"
"Duh." Rachel said.
He shrugged and left. That's when Bevin asked, "Hey, want to head to the dance floor, I'm seeing some cute guys in the corner."
"Go, I'll be right there." Rachel was going to get another drink, Bevin left. That's when Rachel heard a phone ringing. It was Haley's. She looked on the caller ID, it read Agent Miles.
"Hello?" Rachel asked.
"Who is this?" Miles asked.
"Rachel, whose this?"
"Miles, Haley James's assistant. Why are you answering her phone?"
Rachel smiled deviously. "She's a little indisposed right now and asked me to answer it for her."
"Oh, what do you mean?"
"She's been drinking, and partying, and really getting into some trouble." Rachel wanted to ice the cake. "Some of us think she might even be pregnant."
Miles spit out his coffee. "What?!"
"Yeah, I thought she told you."
"No she didn't. Are you a friend of hers?"
"Yeah, one of her best. I'm really worried about her and I want to help." She was lying through her teeth. "Do you have any ideas."
"Yeah, I'm bringing her back home."
"Isn't she home already?"
"No, I mean, home to New York."
"Excellent."
Rachel hung up the phone and stuck it back into Haley's purse. Finally, something was going her way.
