A/N: So, I'd just like to thank you all for your reviews. Also, if you like the humor in this fanfiction, you might want to also check out the Lightning Thief Parody, the Heroes of Olympus Parody, or more recently, A Camp Full of Idiots that I've also written.
…And now that that message from our sponsors is over, PJOmetronics Inc is showing you another one of our high in demand products, the Jason PJOmetronic!
Overview
Your Jason PJOmetronic will come with the following:
1. One Jason Grace, son of Zeus/Jupiter/Juice
2. One Spear That Turns Into a Coin Thingy
3. Um….
4. That's about it really.
The first thing that you should know about your Jason PJOmetronic is that he will be very disciplined.
This will eventually catch up on to you. Your Jason PJOmetronic will wake you up from bed in the morning everyday by rolling you off of it onto the floor. (You may want to line the floor near your bed with cushions to soften your landing.)
After that, when you look at your alarm clock and notice that it's 4:30 A.M. and consider screaming at Jason and asking him why he woke you up so early, he'll reply that it's the 'Roman' time to wake up and start a ten mile jog. (Don't worry, since he's only a foot tall, his definition of a ten mile jug is a lot shorter.)
Once you're done with that jog, your Jason PJOmetronic will insist that you brush your teeth and do everything to get ready even though it's five thirty in the morning.
Your Jason PJOmetronic will then begin doing the morning chores like cleaning up and stuff. He won't force you to do any of it, but watching him will probably make you feel guilty and you'll want to help.
After this, your Jason PJOmetronic will start to bring order to your life… whether you like it or not. He'll still need only junk food however, but if you're irritated at him you can make him eat something healthy just to see what his face will look like and record it and threaten to post it all over the internet if he doesn't do exactly what you want from now on.
But anyway, aside from that though your Jason PJOmetronic is a Praetor he isn't really that bossy and will be content with planning fortifications for your house and such. If he gets too bored you might want to try that trick with Percy and force him to do simple errands but name them so that they sound cool.
As with Percabeth, your Jason and Piper PJOmetronic will not appreciate it if you record their moments and post them on Youtube/ your Facebok page/ write fanfiction based off of them.
Note: It is considered to be copyright infringement if you ask your Jason all about his life at Camp Jupiter before The Lost Hero and then write fanfiction on it and post it. PJOmetronics Inc alone reserves that right.
Troubleshooting:
Jason/Leo Havoc: It's found that when Jason and Leo PJOmetronics are together for too long, they start wreaking havoc everywhere and playing pranks on everyone. Get a Zeus or Piper PJOmetronic to slap some sense into them.
Excess Electricity: You might encounter this problem if you also have a Thalia PJOmetronic and will find yourself getting shocked almost every other five minutes. You can avoid this by doing the following:
1. Bring home a gorilla from the zoo.
2. Do a chicken dance for five minutes. Send us a recording of it.
3. Start wearing insulated rubber gloves.
If you're wondering, we're asking you to do steps one and two only because it amuses us. Step 3 is the only one that's really necessary.
