Jacob's pov
"Em, hey, you like messing with Edward, and Bella don't you?" I asked walking over to him.
"Yeah, it's my favorite hobby, why so you ask pup?" He asked curiously.
"Would you like to help me prank then tomorrow?" I asked hopeful.
"Well…I don't know, I'm guessing you mainly want to be pranking Edward, because Bella probably would kill you right?" Emmett asked with a laugh.
"Yeah, and if you help me I'll tell you a few embarrassing secrets I found out about Edward." I said.
"Hmm, blackmail for the future, deal, but only because this will drive Eddie-pants insane." Emmett said with an evil smile.
We shook
"So tell me the Edward secrets." He said bouncing in excitement.
"Edward gets turned on when Bella yells at me." I said in disgust.
Emmett's booming laughter sounded off the trees at this, and I couldn't help but join with him.
You couldn't help but like Emmett, his laughing was contagious.
"Wow, that's good, any more?" Emmett asked after his laughing fit.
"Edward and Bella broke the kitchen table this morning, and ripped the curtains off the wall." I added.
Emmett looked curiously.
"Doing what?" He asked.
My eyes widened.
"Doing the good stuff." I hinted.
"Making out?" Emmett asked confused.
"Doing the deed…" I said annoyed that he wanted me to keep saying this.
Emmett looked at me in complete confusion.
"Having sex!" I screamed.
Emmett fell down laughing uncontrollable.
"Ha ha, I made you say it!" Emmett said going into another laughing fit.
Oh yeah I came to the right person.
"Do you got anything else on Edward?" I asked after he was done.
"Yeah, Edward gets really 'excited' when Bella talks in a different language, when she gets in a crouch, and when she growls, plus I heard him muttering something yesterday, and I pieced it together, and guess what Eddie-cakes wants to do." Emmett said giddy.
"What?" I asked.
"Edward wants to do it with Bella in the back of his Volvo." Emmett said as if he was telling the biggest secret in the world.
I raised a brow at that in anger, but held it back.
"He loves his Volvo doesn't he?" I asked narrowing my eyes a little.
"Yeah, but of course not as much as Bella." Emmett said obviously trying to pick on me.
I let out a low growl.
"Let's trash the Volvo." I said evilly.
Emmett laughed darkly.
"I like how you think wolf, first we should paint it a color that Edward hates the most, then we'll trash it." Emmett suggested.
"What color does he hate the most?" I asked.
"Orange." Emmett said leading me into the garage.
"Would he stop loving Bella if she wore orange a lot?" I asked hopeful.
Emmett rolled his eyes.
"No actually that is another turn on for him, plus Edward would stop loving Bella if she wore garbage bags every day." Emmett said looking around the garage.
I pouted at that.
It's not fair.
"Well come on wolf let's get painting." Emmett said handing me a paint brush, and a bucket of orange pain.
Revenge is so sweet!
