G'day Antarctica and the Arctic,
I so agree with you, Antarctica, with these letters they seem like a waste of time but Australia kept bugging me to write some so I decided to write one to you both.
The Arctic you seem too happy about writing letters to people. Just like someone else I know.
I am Alantium, Micro-nation to Australia, but call me Alyssa.
Write back soon. Thank you!
Sincerely,
Alyssa Queen
Alantium
Dear Alantium [Alyssa],
I'm sorry Australia has been bugging you so much. Trust me, I know how you feel. Just yesterday Diamond tried to get me to go to a pub.
A PUB. Me. The most "socially awkward" nation in the world.
Needless to say, not only did I not show up, Diamond didn't show up either. You see, he was sporting three broken bones, four new bruises, eighteen cuts in various places, and a black eye.
One does not simply get Antarctica to "party."
Nice Writing to a Micro-Nation,
Kagemori Kuroyoko
Personification of Antarctica
(PS: To me, there are no "micro-nations." Just nations. So you, my dear, are not a "micro-nation." You are a nation. Welcome aboard!)
(PPS: Ignore any vulgar things Diamond says. I'll punish him properly later.)
To the most cutest person ever; Alyssa~
Aren't you cute? I'm not too "cheerful!" I'm just... What's the word? Oh yeah. EXTREME! Plus, I like keeping a smile on my face. It's my job to keep people happy. If I can't, then what am I?
Oops, got depressing there. Ehehe...
Australia sounds like a great guy! I remember seeing him and Alfred jump off a cliff and scream "THIS IS JACKASSSSSSSSS!" all the way down. Apparently, they had taped it and holy crap was it amazing. I'm going them the next time around. It's going to the most greatest Jackass video ever. Hope you watch it, cutie!
Write to Me~ ;D
Diamond Jeevas
Personification of the Arctic
