Percy slowly relaxed into the kiss, not completely though. He wanted to be able to get away if Diana did decide to smite him.
He wrapped his arms around her waist while she wrapped hers around his neck. They stayed that way for a while before a knee shot into Percy's groin.
A gasp flew from Percy's lips as he crumpled to the ground.
"By the gods, Diana!" Percy wheezed squirming "What was that for?"
Diana smiled kindly at him.
"Fun." She stated simply.
"This," Percy sighed, "Is going to be a long eternity."
Diana grinned slyly at him. "Why don't we go tell the hunters about this?"
"Hell-to-the-fucking-no! I like being male and am in no hurry to get castrated. If you want to let the Hunters know, please do it when I'm not within a fifty kilometer range!"
The male gods chuckled, well those that weren't pissed at Percy or currently unconscious.
Diana raised an eyebrow at him.
"What?" Percy scowled at her.
"Am I hearing, that the God of pain, is scared of my girls?" Diana laughed.
Percy's scowl deepened. "No, I'm scared of getting my balls chopped off by your Huntresses for any reason they can think of."
Poseidon chuckled mercilessly at his new nephew.
"I think you should go say hello to the Huntresses now that you are their new master."
Slight time skip
The pair of gods appeared in the Huntresses camp a couple hours later.
"Do we have to do this?" Percy whined as they were approached by the Huntresses.
"Perseus," Diana said, causing Percy to flinch at the use of his full name. "These are girls I consider my daughters. Yes, we have to."
"Have to do what, Milady?" Kaylee asked nervously a close distance from the two.
Zoe had also made herself present, and now stood next to Kaylee. Zoe looked at the pair in curiosity. Looking at Percy's nervousness, she suspected something happened between him and her Mistress, but she couldn't figure out what.
"Lady Diana..." Zoë began slowly. "You are still a maiden, correct?"
"Yes, I/she am/is!" Percy and Diana yelled together, both blushing bright red.
"Her asshole of a father decided to have us marry today," Percy grumbled under his breath crossing his arms over his chest like a school girl, bitching about someone.
Thunder rumbled overhead.
"Calm the fuck down! Seriously, how did he end up king?" Percy said the last part in a whisper.
Diana leaned closer to his side. "Don't forget, he's your asshole father now too. You get to share the pain."
Percy groaned before looking towards the Huntresses to see what their reaction to the news was.
They were just standing there, blank expressions on their faces.
Zoë and Kaylee stepped towards Percy menacingly.
"If you even think about hurting her, then we will chop off your dick and shove it down your throat," Zoë growled at Percy, causing him to wince and pale.
"And then we'll chop you into thousands of pieces. Then do it all again," Kaylee added. Percy paled even further.
"I have no intention of doing anything to hurt her."
"Then we're fine," Kaylee said, much less threateningly than before.
"A fine time to make such a fine pun, I should think," Percy replied. All the Huntresses groaned while Diana just covered her face with her hands. Idiot.
Time skip- September 1, 1939
The throne room doors slammed open as Percy strode in, followed quickly by Pluto and Diana.
Percy looked Jupiter straight in the eye. His first appearance's domineer was calm.
"If you declare war on your brother. The Japanese will back him up. I do not care what actions his son has taken, we gods of death will deal with him accordingly. Back down now, Jupiter, and you won't regret your decisions," Percy growled at the thunder god.
Jupiter rose from his throne, an enraged look crossing his face.
"If you gods of death had done anything to stop Pluto's son, then I wouldn't be making this decision. There will be war. And if I have to destroy your Pantheon to win, so be it," Jupiter yelled. "You are an inferior god and you need to learn your place!"
"My place is among those I care about. And I am already there. It is the same place you should be at. By your brother, not declaring war on him," Percy hissed.
"Percy calm down. We need to do this in a way that won't provoke him," Diana whispered into his ear.
Percy looked at her and took a deep breath.
"Jupiter, call off the war, brother," Pluto said in a calm voice. One that showed he was anything but calm. "You are making a mistake."
"And what about you, Daughter? Will you not side with your own father?"
"As of now, we will not take action for either side. Though you might have destroyed that possibility."
Jupiter scowled at her. "If you are not for me, you are against me. Leave now, Diana. If you continue this way, I will disown you."
Diana stared at her father, dumbfounded. As did half of the council, the half that was actually paying attention.
Apollo stood. "If you disown her, you disown me as well. I may not like Perseus, but I will stand by my sister."
Diana smiled at her twin. "Thank you," she mouthed.
He smiled back at her.
Jupiter glared at them. "Very well. I disown the both of you!" He bellowed. "Now get out of my sight!"
The twins looked at each other, then at Percy and Pluto. The four of them flashed out of the throne room appearing back at the Huntresses camp.
"Huntresses," Percy called. They all slowly exited their tents.
"How did the meeting go?" Zoë asked taking in Apollo and Pluto's presence.
"Spectacularly," Diana groaned before recounting the events if the throne room.
"Oh," Kaylee said. "Not a fine time then."
"No, Kaylee. This is not a fine time at all," Percy sighed.
And that's a wrap folks. Bonus points to whoever can guess what is important about the date of 9-1-13. (Except you, Graceus Ultor, since you should already know.)
Hope you guys enjoyed the chapter. I must say I did, especially the fight with Jupiter. I will be using the Roman versions of the gods until I get to the PJO time line.
