DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING.

DATE: Feb 21st 2006

The Love Round-Up:

Jericho loves Stephanie
Stephanie loves Jericho
Batista loves Trish
Trish loves Cena
Cena loves Stacy
Stacy loves Orton
Orton loves Orton
Romeo loves All the guys

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EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY CHAPTER 7: I might not be the sharpest bulb in the drawer...
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Finally the day had ended for better or worse. More people were confused then ever and Orton had been "de-flowered." Eventually everyone was in bed sleeping. Jericho and Stephanie who shared the pull out couch however both were still wide awake. Both of them were completely unaware of the fact they were both still awake however as they had both turned away from each other facing opposite directions. Were they facing each other they would both be lost staring into one another's eyes... but that's just to convenient.

"Dammit Chris you should turn around right now wake her up and tell her that you love her!" Jericho thought to himself. Although it was easy for him to imagine himself doing so it was infinitely harder for him to actually to it. Jericho decided to end it with a sigh which Stephanie thought was nothing more then a single snore and finally closed his eyes in hope that sleep would take him away quickly. At least in his dreams he would be able to be with the woman he loved more then life itself. Either way he was determined if Dave Batista wanted Stephanie then tomorrow it was do or die time, by which he of course meant to kick Batista's ass for the honor of Stephanie McMahon.

"You are Stephanie McMahon, you are the daughter of Vince McMahon, you are used to getting what you want, when you want, you are a spoiled little bitch and you wouldn't want it any other way. You should have to only snap your fingers and Chris Jericho would be yours. You should just poke him in the ribs and wake him up right now and say Chris I want you and am willing to do whatever it takes to have you. There is no price to high, but no, you cant do that because love doesn't have a price does it? Dammit Stephanie you should of never read Shakespeare all these soliloquies are driving you bananas!" Stephanie thought. For some reason she was thinking in the third person but whatever helps her get her point across to herself was welcome at the moment. Either way she was determined. If Trish Stratus wanted Chris then tomorrow it was do or die time, by which she of course meant to kick Trish's ass for the honor of Chris Jericho.

"If my great grand pappys original recipe for steak didn't win her over then what will? I know the old saying is that the way to a womans heart is through food... that way she would know she wouldn't have to barefoot and possibly pregnant in the kitchen all the time... at least I think that's the old saying, could be men... we do love our food after all... no wait thats stupid we cant get pregnant... yeah its women, they don't wanna be barefoot for some reason. Ok That's enough about that stupid saying its just complicating things for me! Oh Trish how do I win you over. What do I cook you? Wait a second I think I got it! She's Canadian surly she loves Canadian food! Hmmm...Canadian bacon, maple syrup, poutine, yeah That's it! I'll cook her some pancakes for breakfast and smother it in maple syrup with a side of Canadian bacon and as the main course poutine, and what the hell I'll even throw some Molson Canadian in there for her to drink! Yes Dave Batista you sir are a genius!" Batista thought with a smile. He then set his watch for the alarm to go off at 7:00 ensuring that he was awake long before anyone else in the house the earliest riser here docent get up until about 8:30 that hour and a half would be more then enough time.

"Man I cant believe how huge Jericho's penis was, I mean holy crap that stuffs insane! He could of been a porn star! He'd put Ron Jeremy to shame, I mean it was just a few inches shy of his knee for god sakes! Its no wonder he always wore pants to the ring, if he wore anything else that stuff would be flopping around all over the place! Ha what a finisher that would be! Mick Foley calls the Lou Thez press the dick to mouth well Jericho could use his and club someone in the back of the head with it and there would be no way they would get up! Wait a second what am I doing here? Why am I thinking about Chris Jericho! I HATE Chris Jericho! Jericho thinks I'm only worth one Canadian dollar! Its John Cena I got a thing for... but he doesn't have to worry about anything falling out if he wears shorts..." Trish thought to herself, was this a new infaction with Chris Jericho starting or just one with "little Chris Jericho."

"Stacy Keibler, you are one stupid, stupid, stupid girl! I pretty much tell you that I have a thing for you and what do you do? You think I'm thinking about that freckin Randy Orton! Heh... Randy Orton. You poor sonuvabitch, sure I hate your guts but yeah that stuff that happened to you tonight was just to funny, still cant help but pity him though, lets just hope for Orton's sake Romeo docent have a dong on him the size of Chris Jericho's. Hmmm maybe now that Stacy has seen Orton having gay sex she will finally see the light and know that he's not what she thought that he was. I think it certinally gives me a new lease on life in the good 'ol game of love. Stacy, I'm not giving up on you I know I can have you yet I just have to try ever harder!" Cena thought now more determined then ever to have Stacy see the light.

"So Randy is gay. I cant believe it, I cant stand it... not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thing, but its Randy Orton. MY Randy Orton! I guess there's nothing I can do about this now, he's lost on me now. Randy what we had was nice but if your going to be having gay sex with Romeo when your supposed to be having straight sex with me well I just cant handle that. That's just to much I mean I might not be the sharpest bulb in the drawer but I sharp enough to know that if who you love is having gay sex with another man then it's a lost cause. What else is there for me though? Hmmm, John Cena is pretty cute maybe he can be my new infaction, then again Batista is a huge bulking handsome man, oh and Chris Jericho what a huge wiener he has! Oh who am I kidding I cant think of any other guys, I love Randy. This would be so much easier if he wasn't gay!" Stacy thought to herself. Indeed she wasn't the sharpest bulb in the drawer... Meanwhile when everyone else was trying to sleep Orton who despite also being in bed had no plans on sleeping anytime soon, he also couldn't sleep on his back for his ass was far to sore.

"I cant believe what just happened. I have been penetrated. I can still feel it! Moving in and out of me! In and out, in and out, in and out, in and AHHHHH! Dammit my ass hurts so much! It hasn't hurt like this since I was on the college football team and every guy would slap my ass after I made a big play... does that mean they were gay too! Does that mean because it didn't bother me then that I am gay!?! No... no... they weren't and I'm not that's just normal guy stuff... right? Oh god what if they all thought that I was gay back then and just slapped my ass cause they thought I got off on it! I didn't get off on it! That shit hurt! Doesn't hurt as bad as this though. I'm leaving this house. I have to, I cant stick around here, I don't care about contracts I signed throw me in prison for all I care I know I'm safe from gay sex in prison there are just big burly guys in there. Yeah That's the ticket! I'm going to get out of this house, break the contract and be thrown in prison because of it because thats where I will be safe from gay sex! Until then though, no sleeping!" Orton thought to himself. Once the sun rose he was out of this house.

Still while everyone else was asleep with there thoughts keeping them awake, there was Romeo in bed much like everyone else sleeping like a baby, dead to the world with his thumb stuck in his mouth while he sucked on it perhaps dreaming that the thumb was something else that he would be sucking on in his dream, either way unlike everyone else, Romeo was sleeping good tonight...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Ok That's another chapter in the books, granted nothing happened in this chapter whatsoever but hey you did get to figure out what everyone is thinking right? I swear I'll make up for it next time, stuff is going down in the next chapter, and that I can promise you. As for what, well I'll just leave it to you to figure out what will happen with everyone's thoughts in this chapter, I wont tell you anything aside from that. Anyways until next time drop me a review and tell me what you thought.

Later

-T