"Well she wont be back for a while" I announced as we calmly walked out Mollie and Hinata nodding in agreement as we made our way to break.
Sitting down at a table in the canteen I stuck one leg out watching the first year students trip over my leg one after another with an amused smirk on my face as the other two contemplated my sanity.
"Hinnnnaaaatttttaaaaa" a zombie like voice echoed causing us all to stop what we were doing as a dead looking Naruto sat down focusing on the table with a blank stare.
"What's wrong Naruto?" Mollie attempted to bring him back from the land of the dead. We waited in silence for him to speak when we saw a tear hit the table.
"N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata stuttered out reaching out to him hesitantly.
"m….my….first….kiss…" he muttered gently .
"What about it?" I encouraged him to continue wrapping an arm around him.
"……taken…STOLEN!" he cried like a small child.
"Who by!" I said clearly excited about my first piece of gossip.
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"…..P-Pervy sage (I bet you were thinking sasuke, admit it haha)…" he muttered lifting his head to see mine and mollies busting to laugh our heads off as Hinata covered her mouth with her hands clearly amused. "HEY DON'T LAUGH!!!" he shouted at us as we all started to roll on the floor splitting our sides laughing .
"Ok ok ok. So, tell us how it happened" I asked climbing back on the bench. He eyed us all warily before sighing.
"Ok here's how it happened…. On one half of the gym, me, Gaara Kiba and his dog along with Lee were in P.E. doing basketball, while being taught by Might Guy our Sensei. On the other half of the gym, were the girls with Tsunade-Sama, who were doing acrobats. Kiba had spotted Pervy sage writing what could only be his next perverted novel at the far side of the room, with two posters sitting beside him. The words naked women popped into to his mind obviously, and he made a bet with me $100 if I could get pervy sage to willingly hand over at least one of the posters. Which of course I wasn't going to say no to as I KNEW I could get the poster, but Gaara piped up with the obvious telling me he would never give something like that willingly to me so he came up with a plan….." Naruto drifted off
Flash Back!
"Right, we all know the Sanin loves women" Gaara stated as we all nodded. " And he'll do anything for a hot girl, right?" we nodded again. "So our choices are, get a girl from the other side of the gym who's half decent or we make our own hot girl" Gaara concluded casually throwing the ball into the hoop.
"Well that's a great idea, Gaara, but, A; all the girls over there are ugly or Sasuke fans and B; unless we have magic powers we can't simply MAKE a hot girl " Kiba snapped back to Gaara, thinking he was an idiot.
"Oh we don't need powers to make a hot girl, just a volunteer." Gaara announced as everyone turned to face the blond smirking and chuckling darkly, the blond gulped.
"Well hello stranger," Naruto flirted in a high pitched voice suppressing the urge to cough. Ero-sanin glanced up at him and saw a girl with straw like blond pig tails, long full lashes, rosy red cheeks with whisker marks and lipstick followed by a huge chest, big enough to be basket balls.
"Well hello, what's a fine thing like you, doing talking to me?" the old man announced pulling the 'girl' onto his lap.
"Err I-I was hoping you would include me in your novel?!?" Naruto explained startled.
" Hmmm, and why would I involve you in my next novel?" he queried raising an eyebrow.
" I'm all natural" Naruto winked show his hairy legs.
"Wow you sure are girl, are these natural too?" He purred indicating to the basket balls Naruto was using for a chest while grinning like an idiot. 'She' flipped a piece of the pompom tassels over her shoulder before shoving the mans head between them.
" Your chest is soo firm!" he announced as he gasped for breath.
" He he I work out a lot" Naruto giggled raising a finger to his lips kissing it softly, causing the old sage to blush at the intimacy.
" Well I guess I could include you in my novel." He smirked as 'she' slid off of his lap.
" Oh, jariah?" Naruto asked battering his eye lids.
"Hmm?" he responded missing the warmth.
"Would it be ok if I had one of those beside you?" he asked innocently as possible pointing to the posters beside him.
"hmm, these? Ok, but on one condition. I want a kiss" he puckered his towards her closing his eyes. Naruto glanced back a the guys seeing them using hand gestures indicating for him to do it. He cried anime tears as his and the pervy sage's lips met, Naruto quickly tried to pull away but the sage had other plans as he crushed him against him and began to try to force his tongue into his mouth. Naruto managed to break free from the sanin before grabbing a poster and high tailing it into the boys wash room.
The gym boys slowly slid from their shock and ran after Naruto to the wash room where they found him just in his boxers rapidly washing his face and mouth, the first comment that came out of Kiba's mouth was,
"Never knew you liked it that way Naruto" Kiba laughed as the whiskered boy glared with hatred at the boy, but he just ignored Naruto, going over and picking up the poster unravelling it, only to turn to stone, paling as he did so along with Gaara and Lee. Being confused by their faces, he grabbed the poster out of the dog boys hands and looked for himself only to see, 'Yaoi, The New Yuri!' and below two half naked men making out under a waterfall, tongues visibly shown entering each other mans mouth, bodies crushed together showing the desire between the two.
End Flash back!
"O.M.G. where is it!" I exclaimed shaking the blond.
"Sarina s-s-s-s-s-top! We ripped it up and threw it away" Naruto explained through being throttled.
"You WHAT!?!" I shouted on the verge of screaming, shaking the poor boy more vigorously before calming down. "I've got loads anyway" I remembered out loud causing Naruto to look slightly disgusted.
"I still can't believe you made out with the old man!" Mollie began to laugh at the images that appeared in her head as Naruto blushed slightly.
"You guy have to keep your mouths shut! Promise me you won't tell anyone what happened specially not Sasuke or Ino!" he exclaimed at us.
"Who's Ino?" I asked not recognising the name.
" Ya know Sakura? The girl with pink hair and the HUGE forehead that's a real chav?" Mollie explained as I began to remember the way she treated Sasuke like he belonged to her. " Well there's a blond girl that's just as much of a bitch as her who hangs round with her all the time, and that would be Ino" she finished nodding her head in achievement of her explanatory skills.
"Oh, I'm keeping away from them then haha, don't worry Naruto we will keep your secret, you can count on us !" I announced standing like a proud hero that just saved the world from killer hair dye products.
" Riiiggghhhttt. HEY GAARA SASUKE NEJI OVER HERE!" Naruto shouted to the boys just entering the canteen. The trio plonked themselves down on the bench pulling out burgers and fries that they had obviously gone out of school to get. I felt like slobbering as Gaara bit into the greasy burger, I was soooo hungry and I had forgotten to grab some money for lunch this morning.
" Get me a cup of water would you Sarina?" Gaara asked face of stone as always.
"Err and what makes you think I'M going to get you water, I'm not your-" then I remembered yesterday and glared at him before grumpily standing and filling up a cup at the fountain but by the time I had come back Lee and Kiba had joined the table and there was no room for me. "Hey that was my seat!" I shouted pointing an accusing finger at Kiba as he munched on a beef burger.
"You snooze you lose" Kiba smirked as I fumed suddenly I noticed the cup in my hand was gone. I looked round to see Gaara sitting back down gulping the water as he did so.
"let me sit on your lap Gaara" I asked not wanting to start fighting with Kiba over a seat.
"Errr, no?" Gaara replied raising an eyebrow
"It's your fault I lost my seat!" I exclaimed grabbing hold of his water.
"Hey! Give that back!" he growled as he jumped out of his seat and lunged towards the water which I began running round the bench with before jumping in his seat, that was only until I was picked up and thrown onto the floor as he smirked I jumped at him knocking both of us to the floor where we both began throttling one another.
"Break it up break it up, that's enough!" Tsunade's voice boomed over the canteen picking me and the red head up and carried us to her office where we both glared daggers at one another.
"Ok, what exactly happened.." she breathed out.
"Well,-" I started
"she was being childish-" Gaara interrupted
"I was not! If you hadn't-" I cut him off.
"Oh how is it my fault all I did was ask you for a drink!" he butted in.
"You told ME that I had to do what ever you said remember last night!"
" SO it's not my fault they sat down before you got back! If you didn't take so long you would still have your seat!"
" you could have said "Oi Kiba, Sarina's sitting there"!, would it have hurt you!"
" Well he's my mate!"
"Oh and I'm not!?! Well thanks for clearing that one up!"
"OH stop being such a girl!"
" Oh suuuuure when you stop being an arse hole! And if you hadn't noticed I AM a girl!"
" Sorry, I couldn't tell 'cause you have no chest!!"
"WHY I OUGHTA-"
" THE PAIR OF YOU, SHUT UP!" Tsunade shouted over our squabble rubbing her temples. "let me get this straight, you had asked Sarina for a drink which she had felt obliged to do as you had told her that she had to do what you say for some reason last night,. She went to get you your water but as she hadn't come back when you thought she would so when Kiba sat down you thought nothing of it, but when Sarina had come back with your drink you were pissed 'cause she had taken so long so you thought she didn't deserve to sit down and you got into the fight fighting over your seat which you got out of to take your drink from her. Is that about right?" she managed to get everything basically correct, though I doubt zombie boy actually forgot but thought it would be funny to see me without a seat. "Right for being selfish and idiotic you two will have to be punished" she announced standing from her desk walking over to us . She took our wrists and CHINK we were connected at the wrists by handcuffs.
"W-WHAT this is illegal you cant keep us together!" I shouted at the insane head mistress.
"This isn't England dear its LEGAL for me to do this with parents permission." she smirked at my face as I stood there at loss for words.
When we got out of the office I followed Gaara along the corridor to our last class of the day , maths.
"Hello I'm Kabuto, I'm your maths teacher I see you've already gotten in trouble so I'll just let you two cool at the back ok?" Sensei laughed nervously as we glared at everyone and thing. When we were given a work sheet we looked at one another. Gaara had the handcuff on his left hand while had it on my right.
"Your left handed aren't you?" I asked knowing the answer.
"And your right handed…" he concluded
"we can't write then?"
"Doesn't seem like it,"
"Well, I'm bored"
"Same…." Gaara trailed before we stopped talking completely till we got out of school where Tsunade stood. We trudged over to her where she smiled and took off the hand cuffs and Gaara darted off in the direction of the bus as me and Tsunade travelled to where my father's car was handing something to him before we sped off home.
"Have a good day at school?" Dad tried to break the silence. but was only greeted with more silence for I was in my own world thinking of my birthday that was only tomorrow. I smiled. Tomorrow would be good, tomorrow would be great, but un noticed by me father was also smiling 'Surprise' he thought to himself.
