TUMSATTFE or Smells like Titan Spirit
Episode Zeven: Turns out Trigon's servent Yesman was totally not a Yes-man, but there wasn't enough space in the episode to portray that so I'm putting it here
KABOOM. Trigon struck the street with a deafening, non-funny explosion of a bunch of things at once. Trigon climbed out of the crater he had made and took a steady look around. He saw a nearby McDonald's, which he promptly took the fryers out of, and ate them (Not too healthy, but it's okay, he stays buff with magic). Then, on a full stomach, he said to the world: "Teen Titans, show yourselves or this world will be destroyed in an instant! I have the power to do these kinds of things, but I think I'll have a little brawl with you first, hm? I will wait for one hour, and then-" "Trigon." Little did Trigon know, the Teen Titans had just arrived, only he could not see them because he was so big. Strangely, it seemed he could not hear them either. "Trigon..." Raven said, cleary wondering whether this "grand confrontation" was all it was cracked up to be. Trigon still sat, waiting for the Titans who were already there to arrive. "I'll take care of this," Ligon muttered. He walked a little closer to Trigon and yelled. "TRIGON IT'S ME, YOUR CREATOR, LIGON! NOW WHY DON'T YOU GIVE YOUR PAPPY A NICE BIG HUG?" Trigon definitely noticed this one. His eyes widened with surprise and he looked down. His lips parted for a brief moment, and then his expression turned to anger. "FaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttthhhHHHHHEEEEERRR!!" "Erm...Yes." Ligon said with a smirk. "GrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Trigon leaned his head back and let out a mighty roar. He looked back at his relatively miniscule creator. "I DEMAND to know what has happened!" he grunted. "Nobody, NOBODY could have ever known where you were! Except..." He turned his head up a few degrees. Then he squinted, as to focus on what we very well know is... "The Teen Titans. How pleasant to meet you again. You may imagine that I have quite a personal vendetta against you five. But you know..." He stood upright. "The one I'm most mad at, out of all of you...Is YOU!!" And he brought his fist down, right on...Beast Boy!?" Of course, Beast Boy avoided the attack just in time but turning into a bird and darting to the side. All of the Titans were startled at Trigon's actions, even Raven had a confused expression on her face slong with her usual angry scowl. "You...You are the one I hate the most," he said, talking to Beast Boy. "You Titans may have cursed me into another dimension for what felt like eternity, but, by far, the worst thing you have ever done to me is..." His face once again contorted with anger. "YOU DESTROYED MY HEARING!! After that whale stunt you pulled, that ear swelled up like a balloon for weeks, and after I got out of that horrible limbo, every surgeon was either too afraid of me or the surgery cost too much! Do you KNOW what this is going to do to my career? If an enemy sneaks up from the right side, I'm not going to hear him! If I win million dollars and am being told from the right side, I'm not going to get the money because I'm not going to hear the person giving it to me! But enough talk. Now, Titans, and Ligon, the moment I have been waiting for has arrived. The moment of victory for Trigon. You can call it T-Day if you like. Because today, Titans, no matter how many times I have previously stated, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!" After this break, of course.
Note: The personality of Trigon in this episode and whatever amount of following ones is based of the character of Killface from the show Frisky Dingo. I didn't intend for this to happen but it just kind of snuck in there and I realize that's totally stuff Killface would say. After I make episodes of my other to fanfictions the fight will finally being. I'm not too god at writing fights as you may have realized, so the episode will probably go through rewrites and might still suck. But please, be patient. It will be here eventually. Also, a few edits were made to this episode on March 28th, 2008. Nothing story-changing, just a few corrections, and some words were taken out and replaced with others and such. It's still the same story.
