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Anyway, here's chapter 7. Yays!

Deidara dragged his feet back to his room. He felt extremely depressed after what the note had called him.

"Fat lard?..." he mumbled, "There's a reason I go to the gym… Last time I checked I was 138 pound, that's 40 less pounds then the average man is…"

Tobi ran through the halls happily. He had obviously forgotten about what the note had called him.

"Hello Deidara-senpai!" he shouted as he ran past Deidara, who was fumbling through his keys.

Once he went through them, he noticed that he didn't see his room key.

He went through them again. And again. Still no key.

Agitated that he had been called a fat lard, and that he had lost his only room key, he followed Tobi to see if Tobi knew where it was.

He opened Tobi's door and saw a mass of presents covering the floor.

"Tobi, have you seen my key?" he asked, trying to ignore how many Tobi had.

Tobi looked up.

"You're room key, Deidara-senpai? I saw Kakuzu and Hidan with it,"

Deidara ran out and dashed down the halls. He finally found Kakuzu, but not Hidan.

"Where's Hidan?" Deidara asked.

"Hidan? He went out to buy himself a couple of beers, why?"

"What the heck did you guys do with my key?" he asked.

"Gave it to Zetsu," Kakuzu said, than he took out some money from his pocket, "Christmas really brings in some loot."

But by that time Deidara was running down another hall.

He found Zetsu in the kitchen talking to a flower.

"Zetsu, gimme my key," Deidara said, holding out his hand.

Zetsu looked up.

"Kakuzu told me you didn't want it anymore." he said.

"You believed Kakuzu? Just tell me where it is," Deidara said.

"I gave it to Tobi just now."

Deidara sighed in exasperation and ran off to find Tobi.

"Tobi!" Deidara shouted as he flung open Tobi's door.

Tobi looked up. "Yes Deidara-senpai?"

"Give me my key, or did you go and give it to someone else?"

"I don't have your key Deidara-senpai, no one gave it to me," Tobi said innocently.

Deidara knew Tobi wouldn't lie to him, so he stalked out of the room and prepared to give everyone involved in the key-napping a piece of his mind.

He stepped outside of Tobi's room, and in an explosion of cream and crust, a Boston cream pie was thrown mercilessly into his face.

Deidara, in a menacingly slowly pace, ran his hand down his face, getting most of the pie off. He felt a small piece of metal, and picked it up. It was his key. There was an extremely small piece of paper tied to it. He unraveled the paper. On it wrote, "Have a very merry Christmas, fat lard. Love, The Pretender"

Tobi ran out to see what had happened.

"Tobi," Deidara said, knowing any second he was going to lose it, "go back inside of your room,"

Tobi knew Deidara meant serious business, and immediately ran back inside to the safety of his room, and closed the door and locked every lock, then thanked God that it was Deidara instead of Hidan this time.