VII. Who told you it would be easy, The longest day in our lives…
"Now you know what you need to do?" Zetsu's white side said.
"Yes, what did you think what I did by the other six chapters and now start reading already." The black side growled.
"Okey calm down please." The white side replied before starting reading.
It was again feeding time which proved for both sides good and evil to be rather difficult then our chibi Akatsuki refused to eat they…lets just say everyone called that food 'thing', some on the male part even questioned if it was even eatable, or still living that is.
"Ugh…if both wouldn't be three years old at the moment I would say that Hidan or Zetsu cooked." Kisame whispered to Sasori who nodded.
"Erm…hey you kids want probably to get big and strong so mouth open." Said Kotetsu as he tried to put a sponge of 'thing' in Hidan's mouth who squeezed his eyes shut and turned away. "Come on, open wide." Kotetsu was slowly getting impatient and tried to turn Hidan's head to him, but said mini Jashinist let out a little yelp when the man's hand neared him which on the other hand made mini Kakuzu glare at the ninja.
"Erm…Kotetsu, I think yo…you should back away from Hidan… slowly" Izumo, who was sitting in front of the glaring child warned his partner.
"Izumo, I'm trying to feed here…" the other said as he continued his attempt to turn Hidan's head back to him.
"But…"
"Izumo, later."
Suddenly he was grabbed by something. When he looked down he saw black tentacles tangle themselves around his body and then with great force he was thrown against the nearest wall and he even created a crater by landing or to put it better crashing against it.
"He was warned." The Akatsuki said while Hidan started therew a little side glance at his partner, he felt rather strange about a protective Kakuzu.
"Kotetsu!" Izumo yelled as he run up to his partner while everyone stared at them wide eyed.
"Well, I don't think that they need to get stonger." said Jiraiya and Tsunade nodded.
Deidara and Itachi sighed dear while and looked at each other.
"Should we have warned them that since they got turned in to children, that Kakuzu is rather protective about Hidan un?" Deidara asked as both of them watched as one of Kakuzu's tentacles stroke affectionately through Hidan's silvery hair and one other whipped a little tear away from the boy's lavender eyes.
At that everyone stared grinning at the two blushing immortals who tryed to look everywhere expect at each other.
"Yes, I think we should have told them." Itachi said while Tsunade, Shizune and Sakura were working on checking Kotetsu for damages.
"Well now they know." Zetsu said grinning.
After one new session of food war and cleaning session by which you could hear some rather colorful curses they got the kitchen, living room, the kids and themselves cleaned. Now was creative time and that meant the children were now sitting outside in the garden and drawing happily.
"They really like to draw." Tenten said.
"Yes, the drawing of a child is still full of youthful innocence which was not shadowed by the worries of adulthood." Gai said smiling as he felt that someone was pulling on his pants. Looking down the Tai-jutsu Master noticed the color blue.
"Hete." Chibi Kisame said happily as he held his finished picture up.
"For me?" Gai asked touched as he took the picture. He looked at it with teary eyes, but suddenly his jaw fell and his face paled.
"I dlem you." Kisame said happily.
"Ehm…Gai, are you ok?" Kakashi asked as he peeked over the other sensei's shoulder and needed to suppress a laugh after he got over his shock. "Wow, he got you really perfectly and look he even draw your spilled out blood perfectly." At that everyone paled.
At this startged everyone chuckling as they imagined Gai's face.
"Just what did the kid draw?" Genma asked as Anko grabbed the picture and let out a whistle. "Nice artwork Kisame-kun." she said while ruffling the boy's blue hair. "He drew Gai-sensei while lying in the water, rather many shuriken in his body and blood all around him." She said grinning.
"Uhm…what was that about innocence?"
"You can get used to the pictures un." Deidara said as he picked the ready pictures up and walked over to the others while looking at them, but he suddenly stopped in his tracks and turned around to look at Sasori then he turned back to Itachi and the others who looked at him questioning.
"Deidara, what is wrong?" Sakura asked the blond.
"Well uhm…Itachi, I think you should hide your blade in a child proof place and I will hid the flame thrower which is in the basement un." Deidara said.
"Let me guess, Sasori drew some of his plans." The older Uchiha said.
"Can I see it?" Sasuke asked suddenly smiling and everyone sweatdropped.
"Lovely little brother Itachi-san." Kisame said to his partner.
After playing hide and seek and nearly getting a five heart attacks was it again time for dinner by which surprisingly nothing bad happened. You would think that everyone was glad because of this, but no…
Something was about to happen, something bad…
After feeding, sat everyone in the living room and were watching TV except for Anko who was playing with chibi Kisame, the two soon become one heart and soul.
Kisame started blushing at this while the others watched him grinning.
"Erm…" he said and Itachi transformed a kunai int o a photo about Anko and showed it to the others.
"Not bat." Was they only response.
"It is strangely peaceful." Sasuke said and the others nodded.
"In this organization is something like this dangerous." Pain said nodding, the last time they had such a silence Deidara nearly blew up the HQ.
"Let us hope that nothing will happen this time. How long till they will be back to normal again Hokage-sama?" Asuma asked as he glanced over at the blond woman.
"I researched, but I'm still by the thought that two weeks if we have luck…" she said sighing as she sunk deeper in the couch.
"Then that will be two really long weeks in our lives…" Kotetsu groaned as he touched his still aching and bandaged side. "And now that we have some peace you could be so friendly to tell us every detail we need to know about them for our own safety." He said.
"Well, you have already found out that Kakuzu is rather protective about Hidan,
"On a rather painfull way." Hidan said grinning.
who still likes to do his usual and in the first place bloody rituals. The same goes for Zetsu who will bite your arm of if you dare to do something which scares or makes Tobi sad.
"Zetsu-san always keeps Tobi safe." The masdked nin said smiling as he hugged the cannibal who blushed while the others grinned.
And he also likes to be with his flowers so never do something bad to his garden and well, Leader-sama is rather protective for Konan." Itachi explained and suddenly everyone was staring gapping at him. "What?"
You just spoke more then two sentences…" Sasuke said gapping while staring at his brother wide eyed.
"Hnm…" was the only response from the Uchiha.
Everyone was grinning as suddenly a loud crash made everyone look in the direction of the kitchen from where one other crash could be heard.
"What the heck was that?" Kiba asked as he walked over to the kitchen door. "Hey stop that!" he yelled suddenly and run inside.
"What is wro…erm did anyone see Hidan and Tobi?" Temari asked as suddenly everyone realized hat was wrong.
"THE DISHES!!" and with that everyone run in the kitchen where they found the two missing chibis giggling and throwing plates and glasses to the ground which poor Kiba and Akamaru tried to catch.
"HIDAN, TOBI!" roared Kakuzu while he launched himself at his partner and Zetsu pulled Tobi closer for his own safety.
"Zetsu continue this will take those two a while." Pain ordered.
After stopping the two and cleaning everything was it time for bed. Lets just say some ninjas could only gap or shudder while they listened to three full sides out of Hidan's bible. Then after four other stories everyone was sleeping.
"I think that was the longest day of my live." Ibiki said groaning. "I'm getting really to old for babysitting, most of all babysitting my enemies."
"And it is not over; we will need to come back as long as the jutsu doesn't wear of." Tsunade said while dropping her head.
"You can't be serious!" Kotetsu said shocked.
"I don't mind, if I can I will even spend the night here." Said Anko smiling and everyone stared at her shocked. "What? They can really grow on to your heart." she said smiling and everyone sweatdropped.
"So I'm ready, it is now, Itachi is reading next."
To be continued…
