Author's Notes: Yay, I actually managed to update faster… I finally managed to catch all the Pokemon possible without trading in Red version. Except Snorlax… Damn sloth. I just HAD to save after killing it. Grah…. O.O Sorry… Anyway, here is the next chapter!

EDIT: Okay, slightly revised chapter… Sorry, I'm a bit rusty in writing and I haven't played the new games in a while… New chapter tomorrow…

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May, getting back to her room after watching Ash's battle with the Poison Man, rubbed her chin. "Mm, he looks like a bit of a toughie compared to my other battles so far… But oh, well! No worries! He'll be no trouble at all! Now let's see…" May began, looking at her Pokeballs spread across her bed. "Which ones should I use?"

Ash yawned tiredly after waking up from a nap. He was resting up for his next match. He rubbed his arm, still stinging from the Poison Man's attack. He yawned once again. He looked to Pikachu. "So, ready for a break?… I was thinking about using a different team this time around…"

Pikachu blinked and stared at Ash. "Pikapi?…"

Ash smiled. "Don't worry, buddy… It's only for this battle… Once I beat my next opponent, I'll bring you back on to the team!"

"Pika!" Pikachu nodded.

Suddenly, Brock walked in. "Hey, Ash! It's time to see who your next opponent is!"

Ash hopped up from his bed. "Really?! Then let's go!" Ash dragged Brock out of the room, with Pikachu trailing behind.

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Ash walked up to the machine that would determine the next match. He excitedly watched the pictures bleeping, wondering who he would face. Brock looked at his watch, then back at Ash. He then sighed, exasperated. "Ash?…"

"Yeah, Brock?" Ash replied, not looking away from the screen.

"Um… Correct me if I am mistaken, but shouldn't you push the big, shiny red button?…"

Ash snapped out of his battle lust and laughed nervously. "Yeah, I guess I should…" He pressed the button, and the pictures of trainers flashing across slowly came to a stop until… "May… Where have I heard that name before?…" Ash blinked, staring at the picture of the young trainer seriously.

"Hmm?" Brock raised an eyebrow.

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*Dunna-nuh, duh nuh nuh!*

Ash's voice: Mentor and Student of Another Universe! Ash vs. May!

*Duh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh!*

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"Aaaaaand welcome, to another Pokemon League match!" the announcer yelled proudly. "This has been an exciting day so far! The first match between Ash Ketchum and the Poison Man was an action packed opener, the second match between newcomer from Hoen named May and a fan favorite, Pokemaniac was… interesting to say the least, and the battle between Gazelle and Bell was quite the shocker! Bell took down Gazelle within the first few minutes! Now, we begin the second round!" As May's podium rose, the announcer continued. "In the red corner, we have May, from Littleroot Town!" May smiled as the crowd cheered. "And in the green corner, Ash from Pallet!" The crowd cheered louder. May gave a jealous 'hmph!'.

May glared at Ash. She was wearing her usual outfit. After a moment of awkward silence, her eyes became glossy and a pink/yellow bubbly background appeared. May, blushing, clasped her hands together. "Ohhh please, Mr. Ash! Please don't be too hard on me!"

Ash, taken aback by her behavior, face faulted. Misty, in the audience with the others, was furious. She attempted to jump out of the audience and attack May, but in a spirited grab Gary, Brock, and Tracey managed to hold her back with all of their combined strength. "Damn her!! She's giving us female's a bad name!!"

Tracey, still struggling with the others, gasped out. "Geez, she sure is hard to hold back when she's angry!!" He almost lost his grip, but got a hold on her again.

Brock grunted. "Misty, calm down!! It's nothing to get upset over!"

"Actually, I'd like a whack at her myself…" a voice said.

"Jessie? What are you doing here?" Brock asked, confused.

Jessie looked from the arena to Brock, arms crossed. "The others and I finally sold the rest of the badges… James is relaxing in the nearby hot spring, and Meowth is getting groomed… Peh, lazy men…"

"Gee…" Delia sighed, confused. "I wonder why the battle hasn't started yet?…"

Brock's left eyebrow twitched. "Damn lazy referee…" He pointed to another part of the arena. The ref was sitting on a bench, reading. "He's reading comics…"

Jessie scoffed. "Figures… I'll bet it's some gory, fan service filled action Graphic Novel…"

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"Awwww, poor Ayumi-chan…" the ref cried. "She loves Iori-sama soooo much, but he barely even notices her…" he sniffles. "Shoujo manga is so great!" the ref looked up from his book to see Pokemon League Officials glaring at him. He gulped. "Oops, sorry…" He quickly stood up, grabbed his flags, and got that serious look on his face. He ran up and began. "This is an Official Pokemon League match! Each trainer may use 3 Pokemon blah, blah, blah OKAY GO!!!" he ran back to his bench and buried himself in his book.

May grabbed her first Pokemon. "Beautifly, go!" She brought out the butterfly, and it waved it's beautiful wings. Even Misty and Jessie had to stare.

"Ivysaur, go!" Ash yelled. The evolved form of Bulbasaur came out from it's Pokeball. It smirked. Ash smiled. "How are you, old friend…"

"Ivy!" It glared at Beautifly. "Saur!"

"Beautifly! Stun Spore!" The butterfly spread it's paralyzing dust upon Ivysaur. Ivysaur struggled to move, but it's eyes widened as he realized that it couldn't.

"Ivysaur!" Ash yelled.

"That's the way, Beautifly! Now, use Tackle!" Beautifly hit Ivysaur straight on, sending him flying back.

"Ahh! Ivysaur, can you stand?…"

"Saur!" Ivysaur slowly stood up.

"Alright, good… Ivysaur, get ready for Solarbeam!"

"Hee hee…" May giggled. "Your Solar Beam will never hit my Beautifly… "

"Just you wait…" Ash began. Ivysaur began to gather energy from the sun.

"Yawn… Beautifly, use Sleep Powder on him…" Beautifly drenched Ivysaur in the powder, making him fall fast asleep. "So, how about that?…"

Ash smirked. "Nice… But how about this?" Ash pulled something from his pocket. It was a Pokeflute. He smiled and played it, waking up Ivysaur. "You okay, Ivysaur?…"

"Saur!" Ivysaur nodded happily.

"Alright, then… Wrap up Beautifly with your Vine Whip!" Ivysaur's vine's whipped out from behind him and tightly wrapped up the butterfly. "Now, charge up your Solar Beam!!"

"No!" May screamed. "Don't do it!"

"Squeeze harder! Keep going!"

"No!"

"Harder!"

"Stooop!!! Don't be so… mean to me!"

The audience sweat dropped as dialogue that sounded very suggestive was traded back and forth. Misty fumed. "If I get my hands and Ash and that hussy--"

"Misty, stop!!" Brock yelled. "They're not doing it on purpose!"

Misty calmed down, then sat back in her seat. "This battle is a joke…"

Gary sighed. "And it's still just the first round… This is going to be a long day…"

Back in the arena, Ivysaur's Solar Beam was ready. He unleashed it's force upon Beautifly, then let go of it. The butterfly was sent flying across the arena and hit May in the face.

The ref ran up. "Beautifly is unable to battle! Ash is the winner!"

"Waaaaah!!! My beautiful Beautifly! You… You big meanie!!!"

Ash blinked. "Meanie?! This is a battle! I have to fight you seriously!"

May glared. "Fine, then… You wanna get serious?! Let's go!" May grabbed another Pokeball. "Torchic, let's go!" May recalled Beautifly and called out

"Torchic!" the tiny bird Pokemon ran around the arena happily.

Ash sweat dropped. "Um…"

May smiled. "Torchic may look weak--" Torchic ran into a wall, shook it's head, then continued to run around. "--and um, ditzy…"

Brock smiled. "Looks like they're a perfect match, then…."

May continued. "… but he's tough! Torchic, use Flamethrower!"

Torchic shook it's head after another encounter with the wall. "Torchic Tor!" Torchic bombarded Ivysaur with a huge flame. When the flames and smoke cleared, Ivysaur was comically charred.

"Saur… (Shit…)"

The ref stumbled up. "Ivysaur is unable to battle! May wins!"

"Yay!" May cheers. She then sticks her tongue out at Ash. "Poo on you, Mr. Ash!"

"God, she's embarrassing sometimes…" a boy with spiky blue hair who was sitting next to Professor Oak.

"Hm?" Oak said. "Excuse me… But who are you, if I may ask?"

"Oh! Sorry! I'm Max, May's brother! Hey aren't you Professor Oak?! Can I get your autograph?!"

Oak sighed. "Well, here's another one…"

James and Meowth finally arrived and stood next to the others. James smiled. "Hey everyone, what did we miss?…"

Gary sighed. "The worst battle ever…"

Back in the battle, Ash brought out Wartortle and easily took out Torchic.

"Gah… Only one Pokemon left…" May said to herself. "Heh heh… Ash, your in trouble now… The person I got this Pokemon from said that this would be able to easily beat any Pokemon! Go!!" The flash of light dissipated and a Magikarp appeared.

"Magikarp, Karp, Karp…" it said, flopping up and down.

Everyone sweat dropped. James gasped. "Gyaaah! Where is he?!" James said with malice. He looked around and saw the Magikarp dealer. He glared at him as the con-artist waved and smiled.

Ash sighed. "Wartortle… Tackle…" And so, it was over…

"I lost…" May said. "Oh well!" May smiled.

"Eh?" Ash inquired.

"Well you see, I never wanted to be a Pokemon Trainer anyway! I wanted to be a Pokemon Coordinator and be in Pokemon Contests! I just love some of the beautiful ways they attack! But, I never had the courage to say that until now…"

"Well, it's always good to follow your dreams… Good luck!"

"Thank you!"

"But, I have one question…"

"What?"

"… How the hell did you get this far?!"

"Oh, the people I went against felt sorry for me!"

Everyone face faulted.

"So that's why you put on that help girl act…"

"Yep! So, I guess that's it…"

"Uh huh…"

Jessie sighed, then growled. "This is just damn pathetic! Can we just cut to the next scene now?!"

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May sighed as she lay on her bed. "That was so embarrassing…" Someone walked up to her. "Hm? Oh, hey Max…"

"Hey… Sorry about your loss…"

"It's okay…. Like I said, I want to be a Pokemon Coordinator!"

"Yeah… But just remember, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, your little brother's there for you… Although I may not act it sometimes, I love ya sis…"

May smiled, tears of happiness running down her face. "Thank you, Max… I love you too, bro…"

Narrator: And so, a strange match comes to an end… But now, the battles of the Pokemon League must continue as normal… What new opponent will Ash face next time?… Stay tuned to find out!

To Be Continued…

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Okay, chapter's over! I just wasn't up to writing today… I'm tired, it's 10:30, and my hand is beginning to cramp… So goodnight everyone! Ow… XD