stalker: the simpsons

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Chapter 7, What Did You Say? Seasons 4-6.

59. "See? I told you Krusty would come. Just like I said. He's gonna bring us food and water, and smite our enemies!" Bart is a little delusional but he still idolizes Krusty in a god-like sense.

60. "I mean, it made me feel bad. The poor thing ends up being hauled to the nut house when all she needed was for that big slob to show her some respect. Well, at least that's what I thought. I have a history of missing the point of stuff like this." This is a pretty sweet thing for Homer to say. Not to mention the fact that he got so emotional at his wife's play/acting. After all, he told her that he pretended to care about her projects and here, he really does care. 'No foolin' '.

61. "Don't feel bad, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year." God tells this to Homer in a dream.

62. "Well, if I could gouge out somebody else's and shove them into my sockets, I would. But to me, she's beautiful." I love this quote, because Homer shows that he really loves his daughter.

63. "There goes the last lingering thread if my heterosexuality." Patty says this and I like it because it reminds me of this rumor I heard about Patty coming out of the closet in a later season. Granted, I suppose it gets hinted at, but I haven't seen her come out of the closet.

64. "Dad, I agree that Bart should be punished but The Itchy and Scratchy Movie is the defining event of our generation. How would you've liked it if someone told you that you couldn't watch the moon landing?" Lisa I love ya, but I never considered the Tom and Jerry movie or Looney Toons back in action to be life changing... I may have felt that way about the Teen Titans movie, but it's still no moon landing.

65. "Don't feel bad for losin'. I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teat." Willie is strong and kind, and I think this quote is proof of that. Seriously guys, I think Willie is an underrated character.

66. "What do you like about him? He's just a good-lookin' rebel who plays by his own rules." I really like this because it's one of the reasons women like bad boys. I also like this because Laura and Lisa sigh after hearing this, which could imply feelings Lisa has for Jimbo.

67. "Bart! That car belonged to Bonnie and Clyde. Show a little respect." I like this quote, because is there really another show that would have a similar quote?

68. "You know, Maggie, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word." "Daddy." Oh, my sisters can tease me all they want, but I can't help but melt at this scene. Maggie is his only child that calls him daddy and he'll never know... Unless she calls him daddy in the future.

69. "Kids I want to give you some words to remember me by in case something happens. Let's see. Uh- Oh, I'm no good at this. [Lisa whispers] Bart, the saddest thing about this is I won't get to see you grow up, because- [Lisa whispers] I know you're gonna turn out great,with or without your old man. And Lisa- [Bart whispers] I guess this is the time to tell you- [Bart whispers] you're adopted and I don't like you. Bart! [Bart whispers] But don't worry, because you've got a big brother who loves you and will always look out for you." I love this moment because Homer is helped by his children, and Bart actually tells Homer something kind to say to Lisa. And it is kinda Bart's way of letting Lisa know that he loves her and is protective over her.

70. "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" Homer says this after a giant metal donut saves his life.

71. "Don't hassle the dead, boy. They have eerie powers." I like this quote because it implies that Homer believes in ghosts, like many other people.

72. "Hey, Homie! I can see your doodle." I don't know about you guys, but I would have expected Ned to be more shocked at seeing Homer naked.

73. [Bart] "You're right, Lise. You shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. I'll go, disguised as you."

[Lisa] "What if he wants to hold hands?"

[Bart] "I'm prepared to make that sacrifice."

[Lisa] "What if he wants a kiss?"

[Bart] "I'm prepared to make that sacrifice."

[Lisa] "What if he-"

[Bart] "You don't wanna know how far I'll go."

74. "Lisa, every good scientist is half B. F. Skinner and half P. T. Barnum. I don't think I need to see the other exhibits. First prize!" In this quote, we see how well Bart can sell a product. He really should have been a salesman.

75. "Sorry, Mr. Burn, but I don't go in for these back door shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no." There are several things I could say about this quote. Mr. Burns is talking about bribes and Homer thinks it's a homosexual offer. Ow, my head.

76. "That's right. And for an extra $20, I'll give Homer a tick bath and then spay him." Ignoring the fact that a veterinarian is at the hospital, think about the fact that he still wants to treat Homer like an animal.

77. "All right, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer." Well, at least Homer knows that beer is bad for him. Lisa must be getting through to him.

78. "I guess I've always used violence as a way of getting attention." Jimbo says this... Ah, Jimbo... Anyways, Iike this quote because it shows the guys and how in-depth their conversations got. Of course for anyone writing Jimbo in their story may want to mark this quote down for future reference.

79. "Don't worry, mom. I'll bust you out of there just as soon as I get a cocktail dress and a crowbar." Mother or not; Bart is willing to dress drag and seduce a man.

80. "Come on, you stupid horse! I got my last ten bucks on you! No, don't look at me! Run! No! Don't come over here! Oh, boy." I know lots of people like to bet on horses, and yell at the animals. So the fact that Krusty actually distracted his horse is a bit amusing.

81. "Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car!" How many people hit the Simpson car in order for Marge to feel the need to put on a 'baby on board' sticker?

82. "Uh, we object to the term 'urine-soaked hellhole' when you could have said 'peepee-soaked heckhole.' " Oh. My. God... Seriously? You know I get that there there are lots of peopke against cussing of all kinds, but I just want to hit this guy in the back of the head. 'Gibs' style.

83. "So it's a prank you're looking for, is it? I'll give you your prank." Bart is the king of pranks and yet he had to take the reigns. No one thought to ask him for help?

84. "Well, why can't I be greedy once in a while?" heh, because you're the Simpson voice of reason, babe.

85. "Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it." I find this funny because, even thougj this is a Treehouse of Horror episode, Agnes is against Seymour dating.

86. "I always knew someday mom woukd violently rise up and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors." Lisa says this, and I'm a tad surprised because I never took Marge for the violent type.

87. "Let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider." Again, Springfield changes it's mind, frequently.

88. "Come back! Come back! Oh, we're done for. We're done for. We're done-didilly done for! We're done-didilly-dodilly done-didilly-dodilly done-didilly-dodilly, done-" So, even Ned Flanders has his limits.

89. "Look, Mr. Burns, we want to see some changes. For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies and hire at least one woman." Hey, wait a minute, I remember seeing a woman at the plant before. Back during that 'Principal Charming' episode, when Homer was looking for a husband for Selma.

90. "Bart, I don't want to alarm you but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house." Hehe, goodness Homer.

91. "You let me down, man! Now I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school." Hm, Jimbo the lawyer. Sounds like a nice match for President Lisa.

92. "Hey. That's my lucky red hat sittin' on top of a double-corrupted, eight-fold, 14-gauge box." (blink) wow, Bart learned something.

93. "Actually, I thought it was a little labored. You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man." I was surprised at Jimbo's advice because it shows his awareness to those around him. Not to mention the fact that he was helpful instead of running off.

94. "No, 'Loud Mouth Lisa' 'Stupid Lisa Garbage Face!' I can't stand this any longer. Somebody please pay attention to me! Hello! Pay attention to me. Look at me! I'm Bart! I'm Bart. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me." This shows how desperate Bart is for attention.

95. "And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves." Talk about 'looking out for number one'.

96. [Homer sounding like Marge] "I love you, Homie. Mmm. (Chuckles) [normal voice] I don't need her at all anymore." This is interesting because it implies that Homer only cares about Marge's hair instead of her.

97. [Homer] "D'oh!"

[Lisa] "A deer!"

[Marge] "A female deer." Oh, goodness. Most people who took choir in school would recognize this song instantly and smile.

98. "I have planned a far greater reward for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me." I like this quote, because it shows that Mr. Burns can't imagine to be without Smithers.

99. Ok, I think I like this episode too much because I found 3 sets of quotes that I liked. A conversation between Willie and Skinner; A conversation between Willie and Lunch Lady Dorris; and finally a conversation between Skinner and Bart. But I like them all for different reasons.

[Willie] "Have you gone waxy in your 'beester'? I cannot fit in the wee vent, ya croquet-playin' mint muncher!"

[Skinner] "Grease yourself up and go in, you- you guff-speaking work slacker."

[Willie] "Ooh, good come back." I really like this conversation because it seems to be a perfect example of Skinner and Willie's relationship.

[Willie] "Lunch Lady Doris, have you got any grease?"

[Doris] "Yes. Yes, we do."

[Willie] "Then grease me up, woman!"

[Doris] "Okey dokey." I love this quote, but the look on Doris's face is just the cherry on top. I haven't seen this scene without laughing, yet. And finally:

[Skinner] "Uh, one question remains: How do I get out of the army?"

[Bart] "No problemo. Just make a pass at your commanding officer."

[Skinner] "Done and done. And I mean done." I like this final quote because Skinner has no problem hitting on a man. In fact, he almost seems excited to do so. But personally this last quote is a bit of proof that my 'Hard to Love' story is possible.

100. "You started off as the bad cop. And now you're the good one. You and Willie got mixed up about 10 minutes ago." Lisa never fears in the light of incompetence.

101. "I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh! I really can't." Poor Abe Simpson.

102. "You leave Mr. Burns out of this!" This is part of a flashback Smithers had about his lavender marriage.

103. "See, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true. That's what makes it so funny. Pardon me a moment. Ha-ha!" I was surprised that Nelson knew this off the top of his brain. My guess is that while beating kids up, they said something to the effect of 'ow, my epidermis' and Nelson just picked it up.

104. "Lisa, stop blowing mt sex- I mean your sax. Your sax. Stop it." Oh, Marge, maybe you should be reading that book in your room.

105. "Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids I have a scandalous story of my own." It just got real.

106. [Bart] "Look at all this great stuff, Lise. Cool, personalized plates. 'Barclay, Berry, Bert, Bort!' Aw, come on, Bort?"

[Kid] "Mommy, mommy, buy me a license plate!

[Mother] "No, come along, Bort."

[Man] "Are you talking to me?"

[Mother] "No, my son is also named Bort." I like this quote because, having a unique name myself, I know how annoying it is to try to find your name on something, even though you know it's not going to be there. Also anytime you look up 'hard core' Simpson facts or references, 'Bort' is always on the list, and therefore should be acknowledged.

107. "Oh, my god! The dead have risen, and they're voting republican!" Is Bart more scared at the dead rising or the republican thing?

108. "I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson. Yes. I believe I'll start as you've so often suggested by eating your shorts." The Nightmare Cafeteria is probably my favorite Treehouse of Horror, and this is the best line in the episode.

109. "I was expelled, Dad. Remember the pipe bomb? The glee club brawl? Remember the school chapel collection plate? Exploding toilets ring a bell? Pay attention to me! Hello in there!" It's amazing how the 'bad kids' on this show are all desperate for attention. When Lisa rebelled that didn't have anything to do with getting attention.

110. "It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother." Jimbo says this after Lisa beat him up. Which I love because Jimbo is like a 5th grader and he gets shown up by a 2nd grade girl.

111. "See, Lisa? Males aren't hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges." I find this funny because if the other babysitters had figured this out, then they wouldn't have been scarred for life.

112. "Who cares? With no adults around, I run this city... Uh, carry on." Nelson is a rebel at heart, so he wouldn't be ready to be in charge.

113. "We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?" [Everyone volunteers] "Conditions are a little windy." [Everyone sits down]

114. "Dad, remember those self-hypnosis classes we took to help us ignore Grampa? Maybe we should be listening to him now." I like this quote because Bart willingly took a class: and judging from the quote, he still did poorly.

115. "Here's Bart sleeping. Here he is dozing. Here he is after a visit from the sandman. Ooh, here's nappy time Bart. Here's a cute one. He's all tuckered out." The first few times I saw this, I found it confusing that Marge had so many pictures of Bart sleeping. That is until I realized why she did that. Because Bart has been crazy his whole life so he only looked innocent when he was sleeping.

116. [Pilot 1] "This is what happens when you cut money out of the military and put it into Healthcare."

[Pilot 2] "It's a good program. Just give it a chance. That's all I ask." Iike this quote because it shows people on both sides of the argument.

117. "If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty and go to clown college.

118. "It's time for me to bend over and receive my destiny." I love this quote because it is a reference to the show that you can use for your stories.

119. "He's graceful, yet masculine. So it's okay for me to enjoy this." Jimbo says this when he unknowingly watches Bart dance. Although I can't help but think that this could be a hint of Jimbo's sensitive side.

120. "Flanders to God! Flanders to God! Get off your cloud and save my Todd!" I love this because it rhymed and it shows Ned in a crisis.

121. "Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for... 17 stab wounds in the back." Is anyone surprised at Mr. Burns having his condition.

122. "Oh, my god! She's having babies! Oh, I'm sorry girl. I thought you were just getting fat." Marge says this to Santa's Little Helper's girlfriend when she starts to give birth.

123. [Sniffling] "I-I just can't believe Stark would stoop to that. And right in the middle of Montana and Dakota's wedding." Oh, this is a sweet moment for Jimbo. Love it.

124. "Baby, you are gonna knock'em dead. [Coughs] Here, take this for luck." I like this quote because it's the last thing Bleeding Gums Murphy said to Lisa while he was alive and he passed on his sax to someone he knows will care for it.

125. "Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal. This police radio entertains me with other people's miseries, we get a free funeral for Marge- god forbid- and I can run background checks on whomever I want, Moammar." I like this quote because Homer wasn't exactly happy about Marge being a cop.

126. "Okay, think, Bart. Where have you seen Roman numerals before? I know, Rocky V. That was the fifth one. So Rocky V plus Rocky II equals Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge!" I love this quote, because sometimes it's surprising what we actually learn from television and other media.

127. "Ah, soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with it's precious fluid. Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers?" Oh, goodness, Mr. Burns. If I didn't know any better, I would say that you were flirting with Smithers.