Odium Chapter 7
Momi's thoughts are bold. Other words are bold for different purposes. Kuroko's are italics. And for god's sake, it is rated T for the swearing.
"Dai-chan! Hurry up! You're going to make me late!" A pink haired girl cried at the bottom of the stairs, impatiently tapping her foot.
Momoi Satsuki was waiting for her childhood friend, who was delaying her very first day at school. Okay, it wasn't actually the first day but Momoi had business to do, making her unavailable for the very first day. It was already the fourth day of school - she had probably missed so much!
Aomine rushed down the stairs, seeing Momoi in deep thought. He shrugged nonchalantly and grabbed his breakfast, running out of the luxurious house.
"Dai-chan! Wait for me, you jerk!" Momoi yelled, noticing the door slamming. She hurriedly ran out of the house, trying to catch up with the dark blue head.
"Mou, Dai-chan! You could have waited for me!" Momoi complained childishly, pouting.
"Why would I want to wait for you, Satsuki?! You're such a slowcoach!" Aomine retorted indignantly.
"You meanie! You stupid idiot! It's all your fault anyway!" Momoi cried, pounding her fists against Aomine's arm.
"Hah? How is it my fault?!" Aomine asked angrily.
"Well, I had to wait for you - so you're the slowcoach! Honestly, you need to invest in a decent alarm clock - you keep on making me late! I can't believe you, making me late on my very first day!" Momoi ranted, crossing her arms across her well developed chest.
"Why the fuck would I waste my money on such a useless item which doesn't work?! I'll end up destroying the piece of shit anyway!" Aomine complained irrationally.
"Dai-chan, language! Gosh, I feel like your mother sometimes! I'm going to pretend I don't know you - you're so embarrassing!" Momoi stated, glaring at Aomine.
"How am I embarrassing, Satsuki?! You should be extremely privileged to even know me!" Aomine said, his ego growing larger.
"Pfff, you? Ki-chan's much more popular, and nicer than you. I don't know what girls see in you, Ki-chan's definitely more fun than you are!" Momoi remarked, comparing Kise and Aomine.
"Shut up, Satsuki! The only one who can beat me, is me!" Aomine declared annoyingly.
"Why do you keep on saying that, Dai-chan? Do you say that to your opponents in basketball club too?" Momoi questioned.
"Of course! No one can rival my strength, especially in combat and basketball!" Aomine answered proudly. "Oh, yeah, Satsuki, you should join the basketball club too! You can be our other manager!"
"Other manager?" Momoi asked innocently.
"Yeah... Aida Rika, or something." Aomine replied with a bored voice.
"You mean Aida Riko?! Hmmph, she can't rival my beauty! She's a B cup, and I'm an F cup! I've already beaten her! I'm much more sexier than her, right Dai-chan?" Momoi laughed uncharacteristically.
"Stop trying to sell yourself, Satsuki. It's ridiculous, a fight of breast size. Speaking about breast size, Mai-chan has -"
"Shut up, Dai-chan, you hentai!" Momoi yelled loudly, whacking him with her school bag. "Remember, I don't know you!"
Momoi stormed off angrily, walking away from Aomine.
"Err... Satsuki...you're going the wrong way..." Aomine sweatdropped at her careless mistake.
"Uhhh... Where the hell am I?! Someone help me!" Momoi yelled in despair, lost somewhere on the school campus.
"Waahh, that mean Dai-chan! Useless, insensitive jerk! You asshole, you could have told me where our homeroom is! And then I could ask anyone else but you for directions, and then I would fall in love with a kind, gentle guy..." Momoi ranted on and on, shouting at the empty space around her.
"Umm, do you need some help?" Someone asked politely.
"Huh?! Who said that?" Momoi looked around frantically but not seeing a single person. "Nonononono, I must be imagining things," Momoi told herself repeatedly.
A light tap on her shoulder was felt by Momoi. She screamed, "AHHH! A GHOST!" 'Seriously, why does everyone think I'm a ghost? Sure, I'm pale as fuck, and have shit presence, but still - I'm human!'
"Please don't worry- I'm definitely not a ghost." A gentle, soft voice could be heard right next to her.
Momoi darted her head behind her, finding a utterly gorgeous teenager glancing with an unreadable expression on his face.
'Is this what you call...love?!' Momoi thought ecstatically, after getting a good stare at him. 'Whoa, girl. Stop staring at me like that. It's creeping me out. I'm a stranger - not sure if giving sparkling eyes and a drooling, gaping mouth is a very good first impression...'
"Umm, excuse me, but you have been staring at me with a slightly disturbing expression. Is there something wrong?" The said boy inquired politely.
'Gah, he caught me! Oh, but he's so polite, nothing like that Dai-chan! Maybe he knows where my classroom is... Wait, what if he's in the same class as me?! Oh my god! We could get closer-'
"Ermm, are you really ok? You don't seem to be paying attention..." The boy said, a hint of worry in his voice.
"Y-yes, I'm completely fine! I'm really sorry! My name is Momoi Satsuki, in class 1-A!" Momoi introduced.
"... My name is Kuroko Tetsuya, same class. Nice to meet you, too." He said blankly. "Well, since you probably have no clue where our classroom is, I'll lead the way. Hopefully, we're not too late..."
Momoi flushed brightly, and followed his lead. She wasn't usually like this. She would normally already know the school campus off by heart, even before going to her school. She couldn't believe she was so incompetent!
Well, at least he was considerate enough to show the way. That Aomine wouldn't even care if she got lost! He looked like the complete opposite of Kuroko. After all, he had teal blue hair, Aomine had midnight blue hair. Their eyes colours matched their hair too, just like her pastel pink hair and her eyes! Kuroko had a short stature and had no visble muscles,while Aomine was pretty tall and muscular for his age. Kuroko had fair, porcelain skin, not tainted by the horrendous pimples. Momoi shivered at the fact of pimples. Aomine, however, was totally tanned, and was often mistaken as a ganguro. Momoi had not helped when he was accused of being one, instead she burst into laughter and tears.
'Those two are complete opposites,' Momoi thought to herself, eyeing the blue shirt he was wearing. 'After all, Dai-chan is a vampire, and Kuroko-kun is a human. They are literally day and night, Kuroko being day because of his dwelling in daylight and his features, Dai-chan being night because of our race's natural dwelling in dark and his natural features.'
She wondered if Kuroko and Aomine could become partners- day and night do complement each other, right? 'What on earth are you cooking up, girly? I don't like that expression on your face...'
'I wonder if Kuroko-kun plays basketball...if he did, imagine if he could help Dai-chan...though Dai-chan is already really talented on his own already...'
Momoi let her thoughts wonder instead of piling on. Stress could cause spots!
"Okay, shut it, you lot! We have a class member who we didn't get to meet yet...for confidential purposes? Anyway, over to her." The homeroom teacher introduced.
An elegant, gorgeous girl with a pastel pink hair walked in. Her long hair swished, her shapely legs peeking through her skirt. However, what attracted their attention the most was the large package at her chest that was with those goddess like looks.
Girls stared down at their chest, a look of frustration appearing on their faces like it was commanding it to grow faster and larger. Most of the hormonal males in the room that were straight (any sex relationship was accepted) drooled, and let their dirty imagination run wild. They imagined throwing their heads into her chest, and stroking her milky thighs...
Aomine growled at the sexual thoughts in the males' mind. They were so perverted (not like he wasn't)!
Once Momoi had found her set seat, which was next to the Generation of Miracles. Surprise, surprise, she had always been next to them wherever she sat. Maybe it was because she was friends with them, and was not scared of the five's malicious aura (they aren't bad!).
Sighing to herself, she looked around the classroom. Where had her saviour disappeared to?
"Ne, Momoicchi? Are you alright suu? Kise asked annoyingly, poking her with his mechanical pencil.
"Yes, I am perfectly fine, Ki-chan. Please stop poking me with that pencil of yours." Momoi growled, stressing various words.
"She's probably on her period." Aomine muttered to Kise.
"Shut up!" Momoi yelled in embarrassment, her cheeks flushing. "Don't you dare mention that I'm on my period, or I will personally come and wrangle your neck." Momoi hissed.
The two nodded their heads vigorously, gulping. Momoi smiled sweetly.
'Girls and their mood swings...'
"Also, I was just curious, but did you see an adorable teal head walk in?" Momoi asked innocently.
"No, we haven't, Momoi. But Oha- Asa says we shall be encountering an Aquarius today. It says the same statement in all of our signs. Though I'm not really interested why it says that for everyone." Midorima replied, his eyes focusing on his lucky item for the day.
"Ne ne, haven't you ever considered that Oha-Asa may be a fake? I mean, we can't all have the prediction, righhhhhttttt?" Kise asked energetically.
"How dare you! Oha-Asa is not a fake! Oha-Asa does not predict, she(or is it a he?) looks into the future and warns us of the dangers and what we can do to repel the bad luck." Midorima explained. "Why do you think I have such good luck, and you don't?" He pushed up his glasses with his taped fingers.
"Cuz I' m amazingly handsome and I have fan girls!" He responded cheerfully.
"Yeah, and all your fan girls seem to want to rape you all the time." Aomine stated, rolling his eyes.
"They don't-suu!"
Akashi sat in his chair silently, watching the banter go on.
Akashi merely grabbed his clipboard and started planning a rough training routine for them. A separate one had to be made for the second and third string, as they couldn't possibly match up to the first string.
"Ne, ne, you haven't answered my question yet!" Momoi demanded childishly, pouting.
"Which one?" Aomine asked carelessly.
"Ugh, Dai-chan, you don't bother listening to me at all do you?"
"Why should I listen to your childish banter?" He asked lazily.
"Because you should!" She frowned and crossed her arms around her chest.
"Whatever."
The atmosphere became tense, the two childhood friends glaring angrily at each other.
"Ne, Aka-chin. Do you have any more snacks?" Murasakibara asked, seemingly staying silent while munching on his snacks.
"No. I don't have any, Atsushi. You shouldn't be eating so much, you know." Akashi commented bluntly glancing at the tall boy in front of him.
"Ehh~ Demo..." Murasakibara complained.
"No complaints, Atsushi." Akashi ended the conversation and continued writing.
Meanwhile, with Aomine, Kise, Momoi and Midorima...
"So, my question! Did you see an adorable teal-head walk in? Please say you have!" Momoi asked desperately.
"No, sorry Momoicchi. Why do you want to know so much?" Kise questioned.
"It's because he's my saviour! He is a blessing from heaven! Compared to you lot, he is..." Momoi answered dramatically. She waved her hand dismissively, showing that they didn't matter and that her prince was on a totally different level from them.
The three boys sweat dropped at the scene. Murasakibara and Akashi were paying no attention.
"Wait...a teal head? I think there was someone is our class with that hair colour - it's not like I want to help, I'm just curious! Don't take it the wrong way!" Midorima protested.
"Mido-chin's a tsundre~" Murasakibara teased.
"Stop saying that! I'm not a tsundre!" Midorima yelled, embarrassed.
"Stop being so noisy, people are staring at us." Akashi commanded, his attention not leaving his clipboard.
"Well?! Have you seen a teal-head or not?!" Momoi yelled frustrated.
"Yes, Momoi. There is a teal head in our class. And stop screaming. You're attracting too much attention." Akashi merely answered.
"Really?! Where does he sit?!" Momoi asked eagerly.
"Beats me." Aomine answered.
"DAI-CHAN!"
A/N: Yeah... It's been a long time. Well, not too long I hope. :P
Also, Kuroko isn't trying to be sexist. Get over it. I'm a girl and I like to call other girls girly as a way of addressing them. Yup, that's it. No complaints, okay?
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