Chapter 7
5
Question to discuss:
what age did u lose your virginity?
You: 5
Stranger: I haven't yet.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: call me?
You: sure sweety do you lkike 8 year olds?
Stranger: ew, you're 8?
You: Yes
Stranger: that's waaay to old for me, buddy. Go back to the elderly home, will ya?
You: ... ok ...
You have disconnected.
Sex or boredom
Question to discuss:
Why are you sitting on here ? Either boredom or sex is my guess.
Stranger: boredom
You: Sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Good question
Question to discuss:
Are you a nigger?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Question to discuss:
Name one thing that you feel extremely guilty of and are afraid people would judge you for if they knew about?
Stranger: being on omegle
You: Over masterbation and bestality sex
Stranger: ew.
Stranger: bestiality.
Stranger: how is it?
You: Im sorry dogs really used to turn be on
You: and cows
Stranger: lawz.
Stranger: you just made my day.
Stranger: is it in your hormones.
Stranger: as in you cant control it?
You: YEs
You: My life sucks
Stranger: really?
You: Yes
Stranger: thats interesting.
You: DOgs are fucking sexy
You: And cows
Stranger: even better than girls?
You: YEs
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: i like you,
Stranger: youre honest, and i wouldnt judge you.
You: Thank you
Stranger: no probs.
You: Oh yeah and
You: I really like chickens
Stranger: really?
Stranger: why chickens?
You: Idk...
Stranger: im so intrigued.
You have disconnected.
The face
Question to discuss:
ಠ_ರೃ.
You: Not you again!
Stranger: quite yes
You have disconnected.
Fags
Question to discuss:
how bout instead of being weridos get along with eachother and have a normal conversation
Stranger 1: im horny
Stranger 2: same
Stranger 1: m or f
Stranger 2: m
Stranger 2: you?
Stranger 1: same
Stranger 2: lolz
Stranger 1: gay?
Stranger 2: yeah you?
Stranger 1: bi
Stranger 1: sex cat?
Stranger 1: chat*
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: have any toys?
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 1: hllo?
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Vegetarian?
Question to discuss:
How about them chinese?
Stranger 1: there fuckin fags
Stranger 2: what's wrong with them?
Stranger 1: they eat fuckin dogs and cats.
Stranger 2: but you eat cows and pigs
Stranger 2: so
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: i dnt
Stranger 2: are you vegetarian?
Stranger 1: use too
Stranger 1: not totally
Stranger 2: faggot
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Face!
Question to discuss:
If it dont stink just eat it?
Stranger 2: but what about taste?
Stranger 1: No.
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Stranger 1 has disconnected
Bastard!
Question to discuss:
You stole the jewels?
Stranger 2: yup
Stranger 2 has disconnected
This is screwed up
Question to discuss:
You people are fucking ass holes who go on here to only be creeps and fuck with people
Stranger 1: True
Stranger 2: pretty much
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Fancy
Question to discuss:
Are you a tranny?
Stranger 2:
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DAMN THIS COMMENT IS FANCY!
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Stranger 1 has disconnected
Really?
Question to discuss:
Are you a tranny?
Stranger 2: are YOU...?
Stranger 1: Wtf is that?
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: oh man you serious
Stranger 2: or
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2 has disconnected
