Chapter 7

A Michael Bay production

Starring Michael Bay

Steve exited the portal, dazed from the experience. It felt as if he was torn in half, pulled inside out, beheaded, then had all his body parts slammed together haphazardly, then the process would repeat until he was out of the portal, and he was glad to be out of there. He got up and looked around, he seemed to be in a ruined city. He hoped the others were in a place as safe as this. He heard a metallic voice. "In the name of the overlord stand still". steve turned and found himself face to toe with a massive red robot with a blaster the size of a house. The robot shouted "HEY GANG THERE'S STILL ONE LEFT WHO WANTS THE FIRST TURN". Steve almost jumped in surprise as several cars nearby suddenly transformed in front of him, and started toward him all the robots were black, one of them had grinder in his chest he said. "Put his legs in here that'll be a good start". A skinny robot grabbed Steve and began to bring towards the grinder but then A ROCKET CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND BLEW UP THE ROBOT CARRYING STEVE IN IMPRESSIVE CGI. and standing there heroically posing was a man with awesome blonde hair, and an awesome rocket launcher. He shouted "DON'T FORGET TO SEE THE LAST KNIGHT ON DVD ONLY 13.99". Steve didn't know what nonsense was happening here. But he could feel that this man was tearing open the fabric of the universe. But he didn't have time to think about it, he lunged and the man fired another rocket at the red robot. Steve thought the robot did not look dead, but he had his chance to escape. Steve ran toward the man, and together they ran and the blond man ripped a paper sewer grate out of the ground and they both jumped down, and the man said. "Congratulations you get to star in my new movie, John get him some makeup". Steve said. "Who are you , why was there giant robots, AND WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT". The man said. "Relax im Hollywood director Michael Bay". Steve then knew his chance of survival were slim.

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