Jean: I always hate writer's block, and now I'm back, after finishing what I must do. I will busy for the next few weeks, so there will be writer's block. Sorry for the inconvenience, and I sound like a construction sign, saying this too.

Sora: And you wanna be a constructor when you grow up?

Jean: NO! And I have other plans for myself. So enjoy.

Jean does not own the KH characters, Edward owns himself (But his real name is not Edward in reality), she only owns herself (Jean), Luna and some other characters you didn't see in the game.

"And welcome to KHFV, and Jean is not well today, so I'll be taking over her just for today. She's not really feeling well, but just for today, and it's Hurky here." Said Hurky, and everyone still clapped as loud as possible.

"So where's Jean?" asked an audience out of nowhere.

"Well……." Hurky started, and the audiences started to worry. The scene changed to where Jean is sleeping.

"I should be more careful where I'm stepping! Now everyone's waiting for the show and me. So what am I going to do?" asked Jean to Edward, her 20 year old brother.

"Haha! You deserve it, anyway, and oh boy, if only I could see you fall like just now again!" Edward mocked, pointing at her.

"Don't…ever think about it." Jean said it slowly and clearly, her face red as an apple.

Back at the studio……

"She just had a nasty fall, but first I'm going to show you another funny video!" Hurky said, and the audiences cheered. At the screen there was a class full of students and a teacher was supervising them. It looked like they are celebrating a birthday.

"..Happy Birthday to You!" everyone in the class finished singing the birthday song, and there was Sora, the birthday boy, was wishing a birthday wish. He looked like 10 then, Kairi, Luna, Riku, Hurky, Jean, Alexa were still 10 and 11 then, and Sora took a long time to wish for something. Then Riku secretly used a portable battery-operated fan and blew all the candles away to save time.

When Sora opened his eyes, he saw his birthday candles were blown away and asked Riku about it. Riku said he blew the candle while he was wishing and Sora got confused. Everyone laughed.

"Riku, I'm going to get you for this!" Sora warned. "And I knew the reason that why all my wishes never came true!"

"So many wishes you wish then?" asked Riku coolly.

"10 wishes, I want the latest game console, a comic book subscription, a laptop………." Sora said.

"What? Hey Sora I think there's something wrong with your head. People wish for only one thing on their birthday, and you got so many wishes! I think the people watching us now think you are crazy, even your fans!" Kairi growled, surprised the number of wishes Sora wishes.

"There were 10 candles then, and I'm 10 that year. So the more years that past, more wishes will come!" Sora defended himself.

"Just to say Sora: You are the most hopeless person in the world." Luna commented, and went on eating ice-cream in a box.

"Don't eat too many ice-cream, or you'll have frostbite in your teeth, or worse, you won't be able to taste something for a long time, or the worst, get diabetes!" Sora warned.

"This is the first type of ice-cream I ate, and let's get back with the show. I think we missed a lot of videos, and what's more, we are going to be guests for the show later." Luna said, and walked to the backstage looking at Hurky.

"And now, we got another video in store here, and get a laugh people. Because this is going to be sweet." Hurky said, and showed another video.

"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands…." Alexa sang, and started clapping. "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands….." she repeated, and went clapping away. Then Ryo appears out of nowhere and was eating a plate of cookies baked by Riku (Jean: Actually Riku sucked at cooking. But he's good at all his papers. Meg's the opposite.).

"I love the cookies Riku made, awful or not, and…..ow!" Ryo said, and fell down. She choked her food, and Alexa went hitting Ryo's back to throw out the cookie she choked. She managed to throw out the cookie and hit Alexa's face. With Ryo's saliva all over her face, she went to the toilet and washed her face. Ryo went laughing all the way.

"Alexa is so stupid! When I always throw up, I always got saliva out of it and look at her! Hahahahahahaha." Ryo went laughing. The audiences went laughing.

"Okay, and it's time for us to take a break. So don't go away people!" Hurky said, and zoomed out.

On the commotion………….

"Old Man Baker is having a bad temper all the time to Sora and Riku." Jean's voice said. And showed Old Man Baker throwing things at the two boys, and Sora and Riku went running away from them. "And if you want to get an anger management programme for Old Man Baker, call this number……" she continued and gives out a toll-free number. It mentioned Good tempered Old man Baker, and the toll number below the words. "…and for the first 10 callers will get a free box of 3 CDs for the price of one spa calming music to distress you." She finished the speech, and Old Man Baker started to smile. Sora and Riku also got a good time having not to cause trouble to Old Man Baker.

After the commotion break…..

Everyone clapped as Hurky came in.

"Okay, like I updated my story, Kingdom Hearts Idol: Let the Hilarity Ensures (Jean: I do not own this story, Hurky does!), Jean goes for the auditions. But how far can she sings, so let's find out." Said Hurky, and showed the screen.

In the audition room, a Moogle opened the door for Jean, and Alexa, Hurky and Ryo were sitting at their places meaning that they were the judges. Jal (Jean: I do not own him too. Hurky again.) Went to the camera with a microphone on his hand, telling the people watching the show.

"Okay, now 11 contestants have gone, some went in, but some went out. Now let's see authoress Jean Lee is what going to sing!" Jal said lively, and showed Jean at where she's going to sing.

"Okay and I'm going to sing Lonely by Akon and believe me, I can sing very well." Said Jean.

"Well, you may start." Said Alexa, showing the cue.

"Okay, here goes: Lo…..nely………..I…..so…..lonely……….I. have…….nobody…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jean started to sing, and everyone, even Jal and the Moogle covered their ears.

"Okay……but when was the last time you sing?" asked Hurky.

"Well…..about 3 years. I was in the school choir once, but I quitted because it's kinda boring….." Jean explained.

This time there was no mistake. Hurky always said people sucked to people who can't sing well, but this time, it was Ryo's turn.

"Well Jean………..YOU SUCK!" Ryo remarked, and when Jean heard it, she ran out of the auditions room, and then went to the toilet, where everyone in the building can hear her cry so loudly.

"Why did you do that for?" asked Hurky and Alexa angrily.

"I hate her, and how dare she like Riku? I am his ONLY fan girl!" Ryo protested. Hurky and Alexa sighed.

Back at the studio, everyone laughed and clapped.

"Okay, and Sora, Riku, Luna and Kairi are here for a talk." Hurky said.

"So where's Jean?" asked Sora, looking around the studio.

"Oh, she slipped onto something, and she's hurt badly. So I'm afraid you won't be able to see her for this episode." Explained Hurky, and they went back to the talk. "And where's the on button?"

"What on button?" asked Riku, taking a sip of lemon tea?

"Nothing. I was joking around, and everyone came the last time right?" asked Hurky. The guests nodded, and Hurky smiled. "Well, this talk could be much interesting if you watch this video that concerns all of you right here." Said Hurky. The audiences, even the guards gasped.

"Not you people, I mean Sora, Riku, Kairi and Luna." Hurky corrected, and everyone let out a calming sigh, thinking that it was them Hurky was concern.

"And let's watch this tape, and then we can talk about it." Hurky said, and the screen showed another video.

It showed Ryo, Frosty and Meg around the kitchen at someone's house and hey seemed to cook something funny.

"What was Meg cooking anyway?" asked Riku, but Kairi nudged him from his shoulder, and continued watching the show.

"So how about fried ice-cream?" asked Meg to Ryo and Frosty, and everyone back at the studio and the people watching the programme went gasping.

"And….we pause this video for a while." Hurky said, and it stopped moving for a while. "Now we're going to talk about this part. Is fried ice-cream possible to make?" asked Hurky. The four guests went writing on a piece of paper, and gave it to Hurky. She read the four pieces of paper, and showed the words they wrote. The camera zoomed in, and Sora, Kairi and Luna said yes, but only Riku said no to the question.

"Okay, Riku. Tell us the reason why it is NOT possible to fry ice-cream." Hurky asked Riku about it. All Riku fan girls (With the exception of Ryo) went closer at looking at him, wondering what answer he would want to answer.

"It is not possible because……." Riku started. His fan girls and the other audiences who are interested in the answer went closer and closer.

"It's common sense. See? And it will melt, and it won't stay long when in oil. With or without oil, it would melt." Said Riku, and the audiences clapped.

"Okay, and not to waste enough time, let's continue watching this video." Said Hurky and played the video. Meg, Ryo and Frosty scooped a scoop of ice-cream and put it into the wok. It started sizzling and it turning too slow for it to be fried. Hurky paused the video and went back to the guests.

"Okay, and let's ask this question. What do you think will happen to the ice-cream?" asked Hurky, and Sora answered it first.

"Explode?" asked Sora. Everyone laughed at the answer Sora gave.

"Okay, and Kairi, what's yours?" asked Hurky.

"How about the ice-cream didn't turn out to be good?" asked Kairi.

"You can say that again. And Luna, what's your answer?" asked Hurky.

"I would like to say the ice-cream is going to be bad? Like it would vanish into thin air?" asked Luna.

"And finally Riku what do you think?" asked Hurky.

"Mix up all the answers all together, and what do you get? First, Meg would pour all the ice-cream to the wok, and then it explodes, then it turned back before it vanishes. Meg, Ryo and Frosty would suffer the consequences." Explained Riku, and smiled. The camera went back to Hurky and she got a strange look on her face, like as if she was not bothered.

"Okay, and see what happens." Said Hurky and went back playing the video. And Riku's words turned out to be true. Meg poured all the ice-cream out of the box, and then it exploded. The ice-cream looked like rotten apple pies and then it vanished. Meg, Ryo and Frosty got burnt and looked at each other in disbelief. Everyone laughed and clapped at the video.

"And when the last time you predicted Meg would do like what Riku said. Like what Riku said to Meg it all came true." Asked Luna.

"Last night, he would be sick and then sent to the hospital?" asked Riku. And shifted the scene at where Meg was.

"Get me a glass of water Maria please?" asked Meg, bandaged almost everywhere and his cousin Maria got him a glass of water and fed him. Meg was also watching KHFV.

"How dare you Riku! Everything you said about it always came true!" growled Meg, and as he was going to get up, his backbone cracked.

"Ow! My back!" complained Meg, and Maria went patting his back.

"Told you not to get up!" Maria consulted, and went back to the studio.

And we'll meet you guys again…….after the break." Said Hurky and the camera zoomed out.

After the commotions………

"Welcome back, but there's not going to have any Spot the Mastermind. We just have to wait for Jean to come back and now, let's go for another video that can make you laugh." Said Hurky and showed another video.

"Old Macdonald had a farm…..Ei-yai-yi-yai-oh! And Old Macdonald had some pigs……" Demyx went singing away strumming his sitar, and everyone laughed.

"Oh wrong video. My bad Hehehe!" Hurky apologized, and showed another video.

"Okay, this IS the real one." Said Hurky and showed Destiny Islands High School students performing Romeo and Juliet.

"Okay, this takes place last month, and I have to say this is so funny!" Hurky laughed, and showed Sora in a servant costume and Ryo in a princess costume, assuming that Ryo is Juliet and Riku in a prince costume, and also assumed Riku is Romeo.

Sora left and left Riku and Ryo for the kissing scene. While they were about to kiss, Luna slipped on a banana peel and accidentally kissed Riku. Everyone at the auditorium gasped, and went cheering away. Everyone at the studio cooed and clapped.

"Okay, and that's it for today. Jean will see you next week." Said Hurky. "Goodbye everyone." And the camera zoomed out while the audiences went clapping.

TBC…….

Jean: Okay, and that's it for today. I'll be busy.

Sora: Do you have any candy?

Jean: (Gave him a bar of chocolate.) Go and eat and this is the last time for me to give you any chocolate.