A/N: Time to kick some ass As you know, me has returned, and I can't fucking wait. I'm still thinking about that schedule, I could upload a chapter every week like a TV show and then have a mid-season finale, and an actual finale. Still don't know the day though. Or the time. Well, whatever. Here we go.
Tuesday
"So when am I gonna get to do some more 'guy in the chair' stuff?" Ned persists, having asked that question about 18 times today.
"Ned, nothing's super crazy has been going on lately, the Demons haven't been heard of for days, and not even any petty crime's been going on."
Ned sighed and walked with Peter to PE, looking depressed. Peter didn't know how to help, until an idea popped into his head.
"Hey Ned, wait up, I think I got something!"
Later after school
As Peter requested, a Audi R8 pulled up to his house, making Ned sputter in disbelief.
"Hey kid." Happy said, rolling down the window. "Wait a minute, you're bringing friends?"
"Don't worry Happy, he knows I'm Spider-Man, it's cool."
"That isn't really a comfort," Happy grumbled in response, but he reluctantly drove Peter and the still shocked Ned to the upstate Avengers facility.
Arriving there, Happy lead Peter and his amazed best friend to the inside, where a certain billionare was waiting.
"Friday cancel production of the gold armor for now, I'm thinking of a red through and through design for the Mark 48. I'm feeling a sort of blood red color design also. Oh, hey kid." Said certain billionare Tony Stark was occupied, though nonetheless happy to see Peter.
"Uh, who's the other kid and, why is he staring at me like that?" Tony asks, looking at the Peter's star-struck best friend with concern.
"Oh, uh this is Ned, he's my best friend and don't worry, he knows I'm Spider-Man."
"Y-y-you're I-Iron Man." Ned stutters, looking at Tony Stark in awe.
"Yeah." Tony replies bluntly.
Peter, looking to cut away the awkwardness, says, "So, uh, I have to ask you a question Mr. Stark?"
"What?" Tony asks, turning his attention away from Ned.
"Well, you know the "guy in the chair" cliche right?" Peter asks innocently.
About an hour later, and many questions from a somewhat less crazy Ned, Tony gave him his very own "guy in the chair" starter pack. A Stark Industries computer, laptop, earpiece, display for holograms, and a connection to Spider-Man's mask and personal AI.
"...And that's how the display works. Well, that's all of it, let me go into the AI-"
"Her name's Karen." Peter interrupts, rather rudely in Tony's mind.
"You named your AI Karen?"
"Well you always name your AI. Plus, it's a Spongebob reference."
"I don't watch Spongebob. Watched Tom and Jerry a lot though. OK, done with the connection test. You're free to go. Don't break anything kid." Tony says, still cautious of Ned.
"Yes sir!" Ned answers, saluting the Invincible Iron Man, as the comics he read as a kid (and still reads now) called him.
Wednesday
"Oh, hey losers." Said the familiar voice of MJ, who seemed to be back to her normal, sort of depressed self, at least until Ned turned away to pick up his dropped pencil, to which MJ looked to Peter with a wide grin, mouthing "Later" and going back to normal when Ned turned back.
After School
"We got the job!" An excited (and very tired) MJ screams at Peter, with wide smiles on both their faces.
"That's great MJ, I'm really happy for y-argh-" MJ then enveloped Peter in a suprisingly crushing hug, though he certainly didn't mind, as his blushing face could tell you.
"God, Peter I could kiss you right now!" MJ exclaimed, their faces within said kissing distance.
Oh God, please do.
I'll pay money.
I'll pay double.
Luckily for Peter, none of those things were said out loud. He just sputtered out complete gibberish, turning redder with every second.
"Though of course I'm not gonna do that."
"Y-yeah, of course."
"See you later Peter!"
"Bye, MJ."
Later on
"Testing comms control, is the guy in the chair loud and clear up in here?" An excited Ned asked.
"Yes, Ned, I can hear you."
"I can hear you as well, Ned." Karen said.
"Was that the AI?"
"Yup, Karen, meet Ned, Ned, meet Karen."
"That's so awesome."
"Wait shush, I think I see something."
Spider-Man jumps to a nearby building, spotting the Demons entering the nearby bank.
"Ned, I have eyes on the Demons, activate advanced combat mode."
Spidey entered the bank through a vent, spotting the Demons rummaging through everything.
"Karen, analyze."
"15 Demons, all armed with MP5s. 4 hostages have been taken in the middle, surrounded by 7 of the criminals. 4 are gathering the money, and the final 4 watching the doors. This is their biggest heist, Peter. I advise caution."
"Pete, I got an idea."
"What is it, Ned?"
"Go to the control room and cut the power, with the lights off, you can take them all down without them even noticing."
"That's great, Ned!"
Peter runs to the control room, ripping the circuit board and wires clean off the wall, cutting power to the whole building.
"HEY WHAT THE FU-"
"Shh, be quiet. Someone must've turned off the power, which means there is someone else here. Turn on your flashlights."
"Peter, no power, means no alarms. You're on your own completely here, so be careful.
"Understood, Karen. Activate night vision."
Spidey surveyed the area, making a plan of attack for the Demons.
"Well, Here goes nothing."
Spider-Man shoots a web, swinging down and knocking out the 4 criminals at the door with one powerful swing kick. He then climbs onto a wall, shooting a splitter web to knock 2 of the hostage holders into each other. Then, by shooting a ricochet web, he plants another Demon onto the wall.
"Oh boys, if you'd like to make a deposit, I'm sure the prison would happily take you!" Peter quips as he pounces on the remaining thugs, shooting a web grenade at the door for when the Demons grabbimg the money come out.
The remaining 4 Demons walk out to a face full of web grenade.
"Alright Karen, Ned, looks like job well done for me!"
He gets no answer.
"Hello?"
"Karen? Ned? Anyone? Did the power outage knock out the Wi-Fi or something?"
Out of the shadows, footsteps emerge.
"WHO'S THERE??"
"I have to say, that was very impressive Spider-Man, taking down my Demons. Though I am afraid the fun shall have to end, very, very soon."
Out of the darkness, came a man. But not just any man, a man clad in all white business clothes. A man who is an expert in martial arts. A man with abilities unknown to anyone. A man who's own skin, has gone to look like a photo negative. A man who is very powerful, and very angry.
"Mister Negative." Peter said, wide-eyed.
A/N: BOOM BABY I'M BACK HOW YALL DOIN SUNDAY IS THE DATE AND I AM READY TO GET BACK INTO THIS SHIT, HOW YOU LIKE THAT CLIFFHANGER! SEE YA NEXT TIME BOYS!
