Some more randomness
Pure fanfic. do not own characters or manga.
Since It's been a while, i reread some of the stuff I wrote and realized that it was crap. Especially how confusing it is to tell which character is speaking. Why are there so many character!? So I decided to write in a script format so you know which character is speaking to make it more understandable.
H: Hayasaka
O: Okegawa
M: Mafuyu
T: Takaomi
N: Nekomata
Enjoy...
And so it continues...
Some random remote place in a forest blahblahblah...
Hayasaka: Oi! Can't you take this more seriously!
*ring ring*
H: oh sorry guys I gotta take this call and I don't need dinner today cuz imma come back late tonight.
Hayasaka walks away and disappears into the trees.
O: Do you guys ever wonder who Hayasaka talks on the phone with?
T: Yeah and where the hell does he always disappear off to?
M: More like WTF IS A PHONE DOING IN THE MEIJI ERA?!
T: Shut it, the author likes being random.
O: yeah and it's most likely cuz she's been watching too much Gintama.
M: The f***. Does that mean that the Amanto are gonna take over the world?
T: No cuz that would ruin the whole plot. Just cuz the author's a lame neet that doesn't mean she's an idiot
*I'm not a neet...*
M: But what about Hayasaka?
T and O: Let's follow him.
Everyone catches up to Hayasaka and continue to stalk him.
O: Takaomi...what's with that disguise...
T: What? He'll recognize us if we don't have disguises.
O: I know that but why an AFRO!?
T: Isn't it cool?
O: NO, it disgustingly wrong. Mafuyu say something about this
M: What?
O:... WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE TOO?!
T: Here we also got one for you-
O: I don't want it!
M: Shut up, the target is on the move.
T: Why is he going into the restaurant?
O: Wait! a cute girl just entered the shop as well...She's making her way to him!
T: Damn that Hayasaka. Hiding such a cute girl from us.
M: Not fair. Why can't he share?!
O: Mafuyu, aren't you a girl?
M: Un, yeah so?
O: Then why are you jealous? Don't tell me you're...LESBO?!
*PUNCH*
M: Hell no, its just that...I have no female friends! *despair, cry*
T: Let's go closer, we can't hear anything from here.
...
O: Don't you think this is a little too close?
T: No, not really.
O: We're sitting in the booth right behind them!
M: Calm down man, I don't understand why you're so jumpy.
T: Is it just me or is everyone staring at us?
O: It's cuz of your stupid afros!
M: shut up i can't hear what they're saying.
...
H: It's nice to see you again Saya-san
S: My, it's only been a week since we last met. Couldn't hold it in any longer?
OTM: Couldn't hold what in!?
H: Last time was just so satisfying that I had to come meet you again.
OTM: What was so satisfying?
S: Well let's go shall we, to my place.
OTM: EHHHHHHHHH?!
M: To think Hayasaka was that type of guy...
T: No, we must continue to follow him!
O: What the hell are you thinking man?! I don't wanna spy on them doing that!
T: There's just no way a cute girl like that would willingly be with a guy like him.
M: exactly, she was probably tricked by him.
O: If that's the case then we should save her from that beast!
M: Down with Hayasaka, the enemy of all women!
...Moments later at Saya-san's house...
S: Come in.
H: Thanks
T: Oi to the window, the moment he makes a move on her, we'll kill him.
O and M: Osu!
S: Over here Hayasaka-san. I'll bring it over in just a sec so just wait here.
OTM: What's she bringing over, It can't be...
S: I'm back! Tadah!
OTM: ... eh?
H: Ohhhh! It's the new serialized copy of Sailor Moon!
S: and don't forget this!
H: A miniature figure of sailor Mars!
T: Uh i think it's time for dinner.
O: Yeah i need to go take a shit.
M: Oh look at the time. There's supposed to be a sale at the market today.
OTM: Let's pretend we never saw anything...
...
If any of you were wondering where Nekomata was during the whole chapter, he was back at camp making the dinner that everyone forgot about...
H: Nekomata can cook?
O: That's my boy
A word from the cast...
Hayasaka: Why so many fillers? Can't we just get to the main story already?
Mafuyu: Shut up! It's not the author's fault that to stupid and uncreative to think of a plot.
Takaomi: Exactly so stop acting like a p**** and f****** shut up.
Hayasaka: Oi oi, isn't this supposed to be a PG 13 thing or something. What's with the cursing?
Mafuyu: Shut the f*** up you lame exzcuse of an otaku. Blame the f****** author for being such a f****** lazy bum and acting like some s***** pushover
Nekomata: Neko, neko!
Me: *coughs blood* I've been stabbed too many times...
Takaomi: Don't you f****** die on us you b****. Who the f*** is gonna continue the series if you die? *slaps me repeatedly*
Mafuyu: Tie her up to the f****** chair. You're gonna write for the next 48 hours until we're satisfied!
Me:...save...me...
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Either way... thanks for reading even though my writing so far has been shit. Without all of you, I wouldn't have picked up this story again.
T: The f*** are you talking to? you have no fans.
M: it's all your fault that the characters are becoming a joke
H: Why was i made into an otaku!?
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Please look forward to the next chapter.
