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Grande Fairy: It has just been reported that Mouss-Chan has disappeared. Has anyone seen her?
Miss. Konako: Um, milady? I-I think…
Grand Fairy: Out with it, Kuzumi!
Miss. Konako Kuzumi: She spends too much time with her alien son, that boy, Taruto. I get the notion that she's with him right now…
Grande Fairy: Will do. I'll call an emergency search now.
CALLING ALL FAIRIES. CALLING ALL FAIRIES. REALMS A-Z. CALLING ALL FAIRIES.
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Kish: Tart, will you PLEASE let Mokanaa-San rest in peace???
(Tart sitting on the edge of Mokanaa's cold, lifeless bed)
Tart: You'll never understand. …Where's Pai?
Kish: Oh, Mr. Obsessed with Zakuro? He's in his room.
Tart: Do y-you, think I should go in there to…ah, comfort him?
Kish: ARE YOU INSANE?!? HE'LL KILL YOU! HE'S IN DEPRESSION! HE'LL PROBABLY ATEMPT SUICIDE FOR DAMNED SAKES!
Tart: I…I don't care. I have to be firm. We have to stick together.
Kish: It's your funeral.
Tart: KISH!! 0
Kish: Fine, fine. Heh, he sure can hold a grudge, can't he?
( Kish and Tart hear a soft weeping sound coming from the inside of Pai's room. Tart looks at Kish, who shrugs his shoulders. Kish knocks on the door, and the weeping stops. There's a few rustles here and there, and a big fussing sound as if Pai was searching around for something. The commotion decreased as a big 'YELP' escaped from the inside of the door )
Tart: WHAT THE--?!?
Kish: Who's in there! What are you doing?? Pai. Pai! PAI!
Tart: Open this door ! Don't you dare think about doing something stupid!
Kish: That does it. (Kish raises up his thin leg, and kicks Pai's door down.) I've always wanted to do that.
Tart: Look, Kish!!!!
Kish: Huh? OH MY (beeeeeep)
Tokyotigger: Sorry peeps, but what Kish is about to say is absolutely abhorrent. I'm censoring this out for the love of my reviewers. ROFL. Kish you naughty little boy.
((Pai is lying face down on the ground, a huge cut in his ribs, gushing out blood.))
Tart: How did this happen?!?!?
Kish: I DON'T KNOW! JUST STOP THE BLOOD! HE'S LOSING TOO MUCH OF IT! PUT PRESSURE ON THE WOUND!
Tart: With what!?
Kish: I DUNNO JUST FIND WHATEVER CRAP YOU CAN AND STUFF IT INTO HIS CUT!
Tart: Okay!!! (Tart grabs a bunch of dead leaves from the window and starts to jam them into Pai's slash.)
Kish: Now he's done it. Now he's crossed the line.
Tart: What?
Kish: Look into Pai's hand.
(Tart looks and gasps, to see a crooked, blood stained dagger that Pai was clutching.)
Tart: AIIEEE!!!! (Tart flies onto Pai and wrenches the dagger out of his hand)
Kish: (Snicker snicker) You act like his mum, Taruto.
Tart: Eep, where'd he get this?
Kish: The dump. Or from some hobos. Or from that place called "Chu-uck ee Ch-eeze." It's a nightmare. Trust me. Or it could have been from the---
Tart: Shut up, he's recovering! Look, look!
(Pai opens his eyes, and then Kish marches up and gives him a blow in his face that knocked Pai out again)
Tart: YOU BAKA WHAT DID YOU DO?!??!
Kish: That's what the idiot gets for suicide attempt.
Tart: (Sigh) Maybe we should call Zakuro. She'll know what to do.
Kish: And have another 'Gotta get you back' charade? Yeah right, fat chance bucko!
Tokyotigger: Bucko. XD. Bucko. BWAHAHAHAHAH! I THINK I'M GOING HIGH! BUCKKKKOOOOO!!!!! XD
Tart: It's our only chance.
Kish: …Mmmm. (Clicks his tongue) ::Tra!:: Okay.
Tart: What's her phone number?
Kish: Call Ichy. She should know.
Tart: What the heeell? Who's Ichy?
Kish: That's what I call my kitten now. Ichy. Yum!
Tart: I won't argue with that, but I feel like I should.
Tart: You talk to her.
Kish: 'Kay.
((( RING RING )))
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Tokyotigger: Bweheh, this scene reminded me of something. Listen to this:
A teacher told her student to use the words green, pink, and yellow in a sentence. The student replies:
When the phone does 'Green Gring' I pink it up and say, Yellow?
WUAHAHAHAH! YEA, BABBIT! IM GONNA DRINK SOME BEER! Root beer! ROOTIE-TOOT TOOT BEER!
(Krakkl Krakkl; Thud) I'M SORRY, TOKYOTIGGER HAS PASSED OUT FOR A FEW. YOU BETTER LEAVE BEFORE SHE STARTS TO BARF AND LUAGH HYSTERICALLY AGAIN.
Tokyotigger: WAIT I HAVE MORE JOKES!!!!!
Kish: Heya, Honee! Ichy Kitty, do you know Zakuro's phone number?
Ichigo: Er, no. Pudding knows I'm sure. Just call her. Her phone is 1-208-292-1005. Byebye, Kishu!
Kish: Bye, Koneko-Channie!
Tart: So?
Kish: Doesn't know. The monkey girl does. Call her up her phone is 1-208-292-1005.
Tart: Wuah?! I'm not calling her You!
Kish: She'll only listen to you, Taruto. Come on…! For Pai.
Tart: Urgh, fine. (Dials)
Voice: Hewwo!
Tart: Ack, Pudding?
Voice: Pudding? No, I'm Honacha! Do you like Pudding Onee –Sama? Is that why you called? Are you having a date? Do you like candy? I—
Tart: GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!
Honacha: Pudding, it's for youuuu!
