**Warning** Deak is very evil in this chapter and Bobby falls for it "Hook, line and sinker!"

Chapter Seven: Alex is gonna KILL Bobby!

Fly Fishing

Remember those others I told you about? You know … The others that I could recruit to mess with the Goren's? Does Mike Logan ring a bell? I bet you didn't know that Bobby is an avid fly fisherman. What does that have to do with the price of milk? Nothing, but I got Mike to wear a wire and invite Goren to go fly fishing the day of the Luau … this should be good.

As heard through the wire … Mike and Bobby are playing basketball … they didn't invite the old guy. That's me by the way.

"So … what are you doing Friday?"

"It's my anniversary … Alex and I are having dinner with Jimmy and Angie."

"Can you get out of it?"

"My anniversary … you're kidding … right?"

"Goren … my cousin is letting me use his cabin in Kingston for the week-end. Right on the Esopus River … the Esopus River Bobby."

"Oh man … I didn't know you had a cousin."

"Of course I have a cousin."

"The Esopus you say?"

"Biggest trout you've ever seen. What da ya say … send Alex and the Trips to Deaks house … you need time away. Between work and the kids … life is stressful man … come on, you, me, the fish … no women and their honey do list."

"No honey do list?"

"No, honey … I promise … the only thing I'll make you do, is fish."

"I don't know Mike … It's my one year anniversary."

"I have a great idea … make her think that it's your present."

"What?"

"Yeah … I'll help … I'll play it up … you know … it's a once in a life time sort of thing. My cousin's gonna sell the place and gee Alex … you know how much Bobby loves to fly fish."

"See though … she really doesn't. By the time we got together, I didn't have time for fly fishing anymore."

"You didn't have time or you didn't make time? Bobby, Bobby, Bobby … your wife has you by the cogliones. It's time you get your balls back and tell her that you need this … It just so happens that I have the cabin this week-end."

"She doesn't have me by the balls! I'm the boss of me!"

That was a great line by Mike … no guy likes to hear that his wife keeps his balls in a jar … in essence … that's what he said.

"That's right, Goren … you go and tell that pretty little wife of yours that you're going fishing with me this week-end … she'll just have to tell Deak and his wife to postpone dinner."

Uh-oh!

"That's right! Deak will understand … in fact … lets invite him too!"

Ooh … that could work.

"Now that's a great idea, Goren and we'll get Lewis too. An all guys week-end … no chicks allowed!"

These two started to sound like a couple of jocks all pumped up for the big game … did I say jocks? … I meant jerks! Gotta love a wire.

"I'm going to go tell Alex right now … thanks Mike … see ya later."

Mike must have turned his back on Bobby while he was walking away because he whispered into the wire.

"I hope you know what you're doing Deak, because I have a feeling he's going to be sleeping on my couch tonight."

Don't ask me why I'm doing what I'm doing, but man … I'm having a ball doing it!


Shall I have Angie wear a wire next or call our friend Danielle at the ER and tell her that Bobby is on the way ... Alex is going to hurt him! Thanks for reading ~ Judy