Chapter 7

Peaches had come in, with a dent on the side of her face. "Yes, Ratchet did throw a wrench at me when he found out I put coffee in Arcee's energon." she said. "By the way, Arcee is out with Grindor, talking about how they're going to raise their sparkling so I've got Vortex to watch."

As the Decpeticon sparkling tried to struggle out of the Autobot Pretender's arms, MISCrasyaboutfanfics began reading the questions. "First questions for this are from xxIronhideForeverxx."

Me: Hey hey everyone, I'm back! :D And I brought my best bud along today :D
Ironhide: Yeah, well, don't get used to it "best bud"
Me: Alright, alright; Arcee, I personally hope your sparkling is a femme and is Grindor really the father of your sparkling?
Ironhide: I don't believe decepticons can make good fathers, do you know what I mean?
Me: Oh sush 'Hide, and Barricade, what is the best part about being evil?
Ironhide: NOTHING is good about being evil!!
Me: That wasn't a question for you, it was for Barricade
Ironhide: Fine fine, but I don't care, I am still entitled to my opinion
Me: Okay, that's all I got for today, peace out everyone!! :D
Ironhide: And don't let the door slap you on the way out!

"Yes, Grindor is really the father." Peaches said. "By the way, Barricade's not coming today."

Just as she said that, a certain police car drove in, then transformed to robot mode. "April Fool's, Autobot!" he said laughing. "By the way, I have to take Vortex back to Grindor before I answer my question."

MISCrasyaboutfanfics waited and a few minutes later Barricade returned to answer his question. "Well, the best part about being evil is that Megatron doesn't have a lot of rules; just that we can't mention an Autobot's name in conversation except if they're part of his plans. And Ironhide, Grindor actually takes care of Vortex so you are completely wrong about saying Decepticons don't make good fathers." the latter said.

"Artemis K. Arrow seems to think this is funny but we'll answer those questions after I read these ones from Soundwave0107." MISCrasyaboutfanfics said, almost sighing, as she read them.

Grindor: That song was beautiful. I never thought I would find a femme that I could truly be with, but I have found one. My spark with forever more be yours, my beautiful Arcee, and I will gladly help raise our child, Optimus Prime be damned!
Breakaway: You're crazy, whirligig. Anyway, Barricade, do you ever crave donuts? And Arcee, if it's a mech, can you name it Breakaway Jr? :3
Grindor: Never! "Beats up Breakaway" I love u, Arcee!

While the human teen had been reading these questions, Arcee had pulled up in her vehicle mode. "Well, I'm here now, MISCrasyaboutfanfics."

"Okay then, answer your question."

"No, I do not think I will name my sparkling 'Breakaway Jr.'" the pink Autobot said. "Anyways, Grindor asked me to marry him."

"What was your answer?" Peaches asked.

"I said yes."

Barricade nearly spit out his energon cube, then tried to ignore what was just said as he answered his question. "No, I do not crave donuts. Stupid fleshling stereotypes."

"Anyways, next questions are from Artemis K. Arrow." Peaches sighed.

Aw... Arcee, heh, try listening to a song called "Capri" by Colbie Callait, it's really good. ^_^

This is really awesome, MISCrasyabutfanfics! i had a good laugh AND cry from readin it...

Barricade, why did you chose to be a police car? i kinda thought it was sick, cause policemen are supposed to be the "good guys".

Also... Does Bumblbee have a girlfriend that you know of?

Looking forward to the next chapter!

~AKA

"I might listen to that song soon." Arcee said. "I have never heard of it before."

"Well, I knew that most humans would 'trust' law enforcement to a certain extent. That's why I chose it." Baricade siad. "No, Bumblebee does not have a girlfriend. Last questions are from Transformers101."

I'm your best femme friend and Sideswipe's your best mech friend?...awesome! Sides will love that...oh, here he is now.
So, all these questions are for Peaches,
Favorite food? game? gaming system? movie? book? car? company? store? t.v. show? what do ya think of all the other autobots?

Oh and Sideswipe wants to ask a question:
Are you comin' to the beach with everyone else this afternoon?

high-grade for all! and chocolate chip cookies for the author...I gotta get to school.

"Okay, my favorite game is Halo, my favorite gaming system is X-Box 360, my favorite movie is The Notebook because it made me cry and I rarely do that." Peaches paused, then continued. "My favorite book is Teen Idol, and the rest is Stingray, Wal-Mart for both conpany and store and my favorite TV shows are Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it's spinoff series Angel only because I can sort of relate to Angel."

"How?" Barricade asked.

"Well, he's a vampire with a soul so in a sense he's a bit of two things, undead and alive just like I'm human and Autobot, in a sense." the orange femme said. " Yes, Sideswipe I'll go to the beach with everyone. I really like the Autobots a lot; Optimus is sort of like a father ever since-what happened to my human parents. He got me to talk about my nightmares."

"Just out of curiosity, what were those nightmares about?" MISCrasyaboutfanfics asked.

"Well, they're about the Decepticons torturing me by making me see very violent images of people dying and then turning Shadow into a vampire that drinks energon as well as blood." Peachs shuddered. "Shadow, please tell me that is never going to happen!!!"

"I've got to leave; Ratchet is constantly worrying about whether I'm endangering myself and my sparkling by going out and doing these questions." Arcee said. "Yes, Peaches you have to come with me because Ironhide needs to give you more weapons training."

"All right; well, I'll be here next chapter but not the one after that." the orange femme said, turning into her human form and climbing onto the pink motorcycle. She put on a helmet. "See you two later!"

Author's note: Yeah, not the best I could come up with but next chapter we reveal whether Arcee and Grindor's sparkling is either a mech or a femme. To be continued...