Forward: Here is the last chapter now. My Christmas gift to all my readers and to the Kimmunity.


Disclaimer: Same as in the other chapters

Say you two, do you know what a cat gets when it walks on a beach?

( KT and Anabri) " No Captain, what does it get?"

Sandy Claws..get it?,,yuk..yuk yuk.

( Anabri) " Shall we just shoot him now or put him out of our misery later?"

( KT) " Naa, let's just send him to the bunker work-out room and let Kim kick him around a few times."

Shee! nobody like a good joke. The story in the chapter is from the story "The Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore.


Well everybody, so ends another "Carolling With The Captain" for this year. The gang around here is already starting to crash around now. All except for Hana, who running around my ceiling.

" Who carbo-loaded my sister?"

"She kept getting into the cookies all night Ron."

" He,he, my bad, guess I should have watched her."

And if that wasn't bad enough, Drew's mom got snonkered and dance with me........4 TIMES!!!!

" So what's wrong with that Captain? My mother dances with everybody."

"She pinch me Drew."

" Big deal. My mother pinches me all the time. You don't see me crying."

"On my tookus Drew."

Both Kim And Shego spitted out their eggnog.

" TMI Captain, I didn't need to hear that." said a discussed Shego.

" EWWWW!" said Kim turning the same color as Shego.

"At lease you two are not going to be having the nightmare tonight."

For the last chapter I decided to tell an old classis Christmas story " Twas The Night Before Christmas"...but with a new twist to it. Now it's called:

" Twas The Night At The Captain's"

Twas the night before Christmas and all though my place.

All the Kimmunity writers came over, even that freeloader, Mace.

Kwebs,Ran,and Mike were DJing the songs

That cause the neighbors to call the cops on me I thought,"What else could go wrong?"

Neb's angels looked deadly,threw them chocolate without a second guess.

All six would start at the same time...The vicious P.M.S.

When outside in the sky there was a loud yell.

I ran out into the yard sceaming," What in the hell?"

And there on my house the damage was done.

Neb flew into my roof in the BlazeIT 1.

" Your going to pay for that Neb!" but my yell didn't get far.

Mace done threw Neo though the roof of my car.

Whitem got drunk,threw up in my fire place.

Anabri came out of nowhere and put lipstick on my face.

But what to my wondering eye appear.

Cheerleaders in my bedroom slapping their...err...let me get back to you on that.

On my best satin sheets,They were partying on.

And Rufus was their pimp, now you know that's just wrong.

He wore a purple pimp hat, and if that wasn't a find how do you do.

He was in my recliner watching 'Kigo does Kalamazoo' on my pay per view.

And in my bathroom was a sight to behold.

Z in my jacuzzi with Bonnie, now that was bold.

I asked him," What in the world are you doing in my tub?"

He answered,"Showing Bonnie my version of Rub-a-dub-dub."

And in my shower stall was Kim, Ron, and Shego.

By the grin on his face he had a boost to his ego.

And I did ask the three " What are you doing in there?"

" We're filming a new Kigo movie and it's about to go on the air...'boo' and a 'yah' "

So I went and called the cops, you bet I did the work.

Luci screamed " WE'RE ARRESTED?" Ya I know.I'm a jerk.

So the cops did come, hauled them off the the county jail.

For public drunkness, flying with a expired license plate, postitution, $300.000 bail.

But I heard them exclaim as I filled out the police report.

"We're going to get Hank Perkins and sue your a** in court."

And that it ladies and gentlemen. I want to thank everybody for reading this and to my fans around the world Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Buon Natale, Ferliz Navidad, Joyeux Noel, Frohe Weilnachten, and Season Greeting. I also want to sent out a Happy Hoildays greeting to all the writers in the Kimmunity who have been like a second family to me. You are what helps keep " Carolling with the Captain" going.

And let us not forget the men and women of are Arm Forces that cannot be home for Christmas this year. I now have a son-in-law in the sevice that will not be home this year to celebrate with us. I pray that he will be home next Christmas to see his new "daughter" sitting next to the Christmas tree here. Let us all keep them in our prayers this year.

That's all now everybody. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from the Captain that makes IT happen.

Your friend Robert ( Captain IT)

And again we thank-you for your support.