The seventh chapter of Saint Seiya Talk is here! Enjoy minna san! Really sorry for the long wait!

Disclaimer: I do not own saint seiya and their characters, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Beyblade, Petshop of Horrors and Evanescence and their song Call me when you're sober. I also do not own the songs True to my Heart, Doubt and trust. However I do own my Ocs Akuzu, Grey, Yakumi, Rin, Kane, Harpist and Villonist .


Saint Seiya fans: KYAAAAAAAAAAH!

Meme12: Konnichiwa minna san... (Deadly aura)

Saint Seiya fans: EEP!

Meme12: Now you must be wondering why our studio is missing a roof and a wall... (Notes the damage with hand)

Saint Seiya fans: Nodding to prevent being murdered.

Meme12: That's because our previous interviewees found destroying the stadium very exciting...

Akuzu: I thought it was because one of them went nuts or something.

Meme12: And that too... (Death aura increases ten times more)

Kaze: Woof. (Blood pressure...)

Meme12: Sigh... I'm alright Kaze.

Akuzu: Look on the bright side; we save money on the electric bills because our air conditioning was destroyed.

Everyone: NANI!

Meme12: The wind people; the wind is a natural air conditioning.

Audience: Sighs...

Meme12: Anyway; I guess I have to say I'm used to destruction now...

Akuzu: Cheer up, think about this as erm...training...?

Meme12: Oh well, let's try this again... Minna! Welcome to Saint Seiya Talk! (More cheerful)

Audience: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Akuzu: That's the spirit.

Kaze: Woof! (Yup)

Meme12: Without further a due minna; let's bring on THE MARINERS!

Mariners appear on the stage.

Mariner crazy fans: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Crazy Baian fans: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WE LOVE YOU BIAN!

Crazy Thetis fans: MARRY ME HOT BABE WOO HOO! (Majority guys)

Guy: MARRY ME THETIS!

Girl: YOU BETRAYER! (Kicks him in the place where guys never wanna get kicked)

Guy: X. X (K. O)

Crazy Sorrento fans: WE LOVE YOU SWEETY!

Crazy Isaac fans: FREEZE US HON!

Crazy Io fans: YOU'RE A ROCKER!

Crazy Krishna fans: BE OUR YOGA TEACHER! WOO HOO!

Crazy Kanon fans: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU'RE SO HOT!

Meme12: Hey guys!

Mariners: Hi meme12.

Meme12: Welcome once again to Saint Seiya Talk minna; have a seat. (Notes chairs)

Mariners: Thanks. (Seats down)

Sorrento: Why is Kanon here?

Kanon: What's wrong with me being here?

Sorrento: You made use of our lord!

Kanon: I have Athena's forgiveness!

Sorrento: You don't have ours.

Meme12: Pipe down you two. I have Kanon here because he was the Sea Dragon for Poseidon.

Kanon: See?

Sorrento: Grr...

Akuzu: Rest assure though that he will suffer in this interview as well...

Kanon: Gulp...

Meme12: Before we start; we have Akuzu, Kaze and Grey who is not here yet to be my assistants for this interview.

Akuzu: Rules are simple here. Answer or die and don't destroy the studio which everyone keeps breaking that rule.

Kaze: Woof. (Yup)

Meme12: I hope everyone can control themselves today... (Aura grows deadly)

Mariners: Gulp... Yes mam.

Meme12: Good, then let's start with the first...

Kasa: Wait a sec!

Meme12: Yes Casa?

Casa: WHERE ARE MY FANS!

Meme12: Eh? I thought they were here.

Akuzu: You mean that small group at the very far corner. (Points to corner)

Small group consisting of only 8 people are standing in the corner; screaming for Kasa.

Meme12: No wonder you couldn't hear them. They were drowned out by the others.

Kasa: T. T Sniff, sniff...why me?

Meme12: Cheer up Kasa at least you have supporters...

Grey: We're fixing that right now. (Appears from out of nowhere)

Meme12: Grey!

Grey: I missed anything?

Meme12: Nope. What are you fixing?

Grey: Kasa's lack of support. (Points to corner)

A giant loud hailer is given to all 8 supporters.

Crazy Kasa fans: KASA WE LOVE YOU!

Audience: Eep! (Holds on to seats to prevent being blown away)

Meme12: Happy now?

Kasa: Very.

Meme12: With that we shall start with the questions from RollArrow and it is nice to see her again as well! Hey there! (Waves to RollArrow)

RollArrow: Hi! (Waves back from audience front seat)

Meme12: Here are her questions!


To: Sorrento, Casa; Tethys & Isaac

From: RollArrow

Sorrento: after Poseidon case, where are you and Julian going and what are you
doing now?

Casa: I didn't see enough action from you; and I was wondering if you can do
combat-fighting or not. SO, I challenge you for fight, just little spar won't
be hurt. Oh, and anyone who want to do spar with me is welcomed.

Tethys: Can you really sing? I want to hear it

Isaac: Are you still remaining best friends with Hyoga?

Meme12: Please answer!

Sorrento: Well, Julian sama and I went around the world to visit and offer aid to those affected by the floods of Poseidon's rage. Currently; I'm considered as Julian sama's right hand man and body guard. I help Julian sama with the issues in the company and protect him.

Meme12: Thank you Sorrento. Casa, your turn!

Casa: I will trash you down girlie. (Thumps fist in hand as he eyes RollArrow)

RollArrow: We'll see. (Evil glint in eyes)

Kanon: I thought you didn't want to trash your studio anymore?

Meme12: Who says I will? Raise the platform guys!

A boxing ring rises out from nowhere on the large stage of the studio.

Audience: Ooh... Ah...

Mariners: What the...

Meme12: Fighters please gather in the ring! (Suddenly appears in referee clothing)

Sorrento: What do you think would happen?

Io: Probably the possibility where by Casa gets trashed.

Isaac: I bet 50 on that.

Thetis: Me too.

Bian: Me three.

Casa: Hey!

Krishna: Just make sure you lose with dignity.

Casa: DAMN YOU!

Meme12: Just focus on the fight now!

Casa: Fine...

Meme12: Fighting rules are simple; the person who's knocked out loses. This is a one time match. Ready?

Casa/RollArrow: Yup!

Meme12: MATCH START! DING! (Rings the bell)

Casa: I shall make sure you have a horrible death... (Starts scanning RollArrow's heart)

Meme12: No killing, you idiot!

Casa: Fine... Oh well... Let's see you deal with this! (Changes to RollArrow)

RollArrow: Eh!

Grey: Referee?

Meme12: Don't worry. I have a plan. Heads up RollArrow! (Tosses a pink shirt)

RollArrow: What? Got it! (Caught the shirt)

Meme12: The RollArrow with the pink shirt is real. Now let the match proceed!

RollArrow Casa: Take this! Roll Arrow! (Fires arrow at will)

RollArrow: Oh yeah? Roll Whip! (A whip appears and deflects the arrows)

RollArrow Casa: Oh #$%*

RollArrow: My turn; Heart Slash attack!

RollArrow Casa: That's easy... Heart Slash! (Does the action)

Guys in the audience: OH GOD! (Vomits)

Thetis: That was not a pretty picture.

Kanon: THAT'S SO GAY! (Laughs his head off)

Isaac: Kasa is gay!

Io: Probably.

Casa RollArrow: SHUT THE HELL UP!

RollArrow: Now's my chance! Roll whip!

Casa RollArrow: What! Argh! (Gets thrown across the ring)

RollArrow: Roll Arrow! (Shoots arrow)

Casa RollArrow: Eep! (Starts running around while the arrow chases after him)

RollArrow: Heart Slash!

Casa RollArrow: Ah! (Gets hit by attack)

Kanon: He's dying.

Io: We can see that.

Krishna: Do we save him?

Isaac: Nope.

Thetis: Let's just lean back and watch the show.

RollArrow: Hey stop running and start fighting! Roll Arrow! (Fires arrow)

Casa RollArrow: Argh! (K. O)

Meme12: 10, 9, 8...

Akuzu: 7, 6, 5

Meme12: 4, 3, 2, 1! Ring! RollArrow wins the match!

RollArrow: Yeah!

Audience: Woo hoo!

Thetis: GIRLS RULE!

Kanon: That was embarrassing.

Sorrento: Yup.

RollArrow: You were saying Casa?

Casa: X. X

Meme12: Great job RollArrow now it is time for Thetis to answer her question.


Thetis: Must I sing?

RollArrow: YES! (Goes hyper and bounce in her seat)

Thetis: But...

Meme12: I've prepared everything already. (Points in front)

A microphone stand and a microphone suddenly appear out from nowhere.

Mariners: O. O

Thetis: When did that...?

Grey: 5 seconds ago. Our backstage crew works very fast to bring the best in our Talk.

Thetis: We don't have the music.

Meme12: We have tons of soundtracks and if you still prefer the classical then... Harpist, Violinist!

To males appear; one holding a harp very easily while the other had the violin.

Meme12: We have the cream of the crop of all musician right here.

Thetis: I have no chance of declining do I?

Meme12: And disappoint the fans? (Points to audience)

Thetis fans: PLEASE! (Puppy eyes x100)

Violinist: We need the practice for a major music competition.

Harpist: We do?

Violinist: ... (Steps on Harpist's toes)

Harpist: Ouch... Oh yes we do!

Thetis: Sigh...if you say so...

Meme12: What song?

Thetis: Erm...Call me when you're sober by Evanescence.

Audience: YEAH BABY!

RollArrow: OMG!

Mariners: O. O

Mem12: I guess you guys won't be needed in this case...

Harpist: Its fine but you'll need violinist though.

Meme12: Eh?

Akuzu: He plays the piano as well.

Meme12: Cool! Hit it guys!

The spotlights shines on Yakumi on the drums; Rin on the electric piano; Ryan on the electric guitar and Violinist on the piano on the stage.

Audience: KYAAAAAAAAAAH!

Meme12: Without further a due; LET'S HAVE THETIS HERE!

Audience: KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Yakumi: Hit it! (Starts the beat)

Thetis: Don't cry to me!
If you loved me
you would be here with me!
You want me

Come find me
Make up your mind...!

Mariners: O. O

Audience: KYAAAAAAAAH!

Thetis: Should I let you fall?
Lose it all!
So maybe you can remember yourself.
Can't keep believing; we're only
deceiving ourselves and I'm sick of the lie...!
And you're too late...!

Don't cry to me
If you love me
You would be here with me
You want me
Come find me
Make up your mind

Io: Go Thetis!

Sorrento: Wow she's got strong vocals.

Rest of the Mariners: OMG!

Thetis takes the mike and moves to Kanon; bending close nearly face to face.

Kanon x Thetis fans: KYAAAAAAAAAAAH! ACTION MAN!

Thetis: Couldn't take the blame
Sick with shame
Must be exhausting to lose you're own game.
Selfishly hated, no wander you're jaded.
You can't play the victim this time!
And you're too late...!

Thetis jabs Kanon in the chest in one finger before pushing him away and returns back to the main stage.

Thetis: Don't cry to me!
If you loved me,
you would be here with me!
You want me
come find me
Make up your mind...!

You never called when you're sober..!
You only want it cause it's over...!

How could I have burned paradise?
How could I you were never mine...!

Audience: ... (Waiting patiently)

RollArrow: All sparkly eyed

Thetis: So don't cry to me
If you loved me
You would be here with me
Don't lie to me
Just get your things
I've made up your mind...

Audience: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Meme12: Round of applause everyone!

Audience: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Mariners: (All shocked)

Thetis: I've haven't sung in a while.

Akuzu: Are you kidding us?

Grey: You have a lot of talent.

Meme12: I second that and so does RollArrow.

RollArrow: ROCK ON!

Thetis: Well, thank you.

Meme12: Have a seat Thetis. Now our final question from RollArrow; Isaac answer please!

Isaac: Yes, Hyoga and I are still friends after the aftermath of Poseidon.

Meme12: Thank you so much! I hope you're happy RollArrow!

RollArrow: Yeah!

Meme12: Moving on we have...


Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!

Mariners: O. O

Audience: O. O

Grey: Pick up the phone?

Meme12: Nah, leave it.

Phone voice mail: Hey there meme12 here! I'm busy going hyper so leave a message after the beep! Beep!

Message 1: Oh man! Damn that idiotic idiot for his lies! Anyway this is Bryan here. Have you seen my precious flamethrowers; AK -47; tranquilizer guns and my crossbows? I swear that I placed them in a safe place and then they just disappeared in thin air! If you see them; just get them back for me via secretly because Kai's gonna kill me for illegally smuggling weapons again.

Back ground of phone: BRYAN!

Message 1: Oh $%*! Gotta go! Get back to me soon!

Background phone sounds: YOU'RE DEAD BRYAN!

Beep... Beep... Beep...

Mariners: O. O

Meme12: Weaponry...? Akuzu...

Akuzu: I have no gain in this.

Grey: I have no gain either.

Meme12: I suddenly have a sudden feeling of who did this...

Akuzu: A maniac for weapons.

Grey: He's running around with the dangerous weapons.

Akuzu: No twin brother to stop him.

Meme12: Oh boy...

Kaze: Woof! (Yup)

Krishna: Illegal weaponry?

Kanon: Smuggled?

Meme12: Let's just pretend not to hear that and move along to the next question from Hades0!


To: Lymnades Casa

From: Hades

Question: Don't you feel...urm...uncomfortable when Seiya and Hyoga were
hugging you (all the while shedding tears and proclaiming their joy) while you
were masquerading as their loved ones? Or do you REALLY enjoy it?

P.S Please use your abilities to find out who is the most cherished person in
the heart of meme12, even if that is most likely the last thing that you would
do in your life. But don't worry, there's always room for 1 more in my
underworld realm. :)

Meme12: Please answer Casa!

Casa: X. X (Still K. O)

Grey: He's still out of it.

Akuzu: Want me to wake him the hard way? (Pulls out katana)

Meme12: Oh don't waste your strength Akuzu. I have a lovely gift from Bloody Wolf to help us.

Kaze: Woof? (Really)

Meme12: Of course Kaze chan! Say hi to my lovely electric eels! (Holds out a bucket of electric eels)

Mariners: O. O

Meme12: Say hi to Ellie; Elisa; Eric; Eva; Eve!

Isaac: You named them?

Meme12: Of course! They are so cute!

Io: Okay...

Sorrento: I hope you're not thinking what I think you are planning to do?

Meme12: You read my mind! Wakey wakey Casa! (Pours the electric eels on to Kasa)

Kasa: ARGH! (Gets shock by electric eels)

Meme12: What lovely fireworks...

Kaze: Woof! (Yup)

Kannon: Good one...

Io/Isaac: Ouch.

Kasa: W-what..? (Dazed from being shocked)

Meme12: Had a nice nap Kasa? Now answer the question!

Kasa: Fine... WT%$#*!

Grey: Say cheese! (Takes photo of Casa's reaction)

Casa: WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO ASK THIS #*^ QUESTION!

Akuzu: Take a closer look.

Casa: What... HOW THE HELL DID HADES GAINED EXCESS TO THIS!

Meme12: Chill, it's just someone with the same pen-name...

Casa: AS IF!

Meme12: Okay...fine but still you have to answer the questions.

Casa: Like hell I enjoyed that!

Akuzu: Are you sure...?

Grey: Admit it; young guys are comfortable to hug right?

Casa: I RATHER DIE THEN ENJOY THEM CLINGING ON TO ME!

Meme12: My yaoi senses are tingling.

Akuzu: The Chinese always says; Lao niu chi nen cao*.

Grey: Chen ji chi Dou fu**!

Meme12: Yup!

Casa: TO HELL WITH YOU!

Mariners: Gasp!

Meme12: ...

Casa: Gulp!

Meme12: Oh well...anyway Casa...?

Casa: Yes?

Meme12: You want to try to find the most cherished person in my heart?

Casa: You allow me to?

Meme12: You want to try? First thing to note though; I guard my secrets very well so you have to throw your best out. Wanna try?

Casa: You're gonna regret girlie.

Meme12: Oh I won't...you will. (Smirks)

Casa: Heh! (Starts scanning meme12's heart)

Grey: Heh.

Akuzu: He's so gonna die.

Kaze: Woof! (Yup)

Casa: Let's see...eh why is her heart so...? ARGH! (Collapsed on the ground in a faint)

Mariners: ...!

Meme12: Hehehehehehehe... I guess I forgot about that little guardian of mine in my heart...

Kanon: What do you mean by that?

Meme12: It's a secret. Oh well, thank you for your question Hades0 and I suppose Kasa will join you soon.

Io: You are really gonna do that?

Meme12: Calm down... I won't.


Song Doubt & Trust suddenly appears

Grey: Meme12?

Meme12: Let it ring. I'm busy remember?

Voice mail: Hey there meme12 here! I'm busy being hyper so leave a message after the beep! Beep!

Message 2: Taihen des! Meme12 you have to help me! I swear I did not try to do anything stupid. He started it! Yeah right you idiot! Shut up! SMACK! Anyway it's me Hayato and the stupid grass-head blew up the Academy! You threw the dynamite at the chemistry lab first! You TRIED to find out how effective your attacks were! You are causing so much trouble for Jyudaime! Argh, why you!

Grey: Meme12...?

Meme12: ...

Akuzu: There goes our money...

Kaze: Woof... (Yup)

Thetis: Meme12...

Creak! Crack!

Teacup is crushed automatically.

Mariners: Gulp...

Message 2: Anyway we apologize for the damage. Just...don't let Aoi know... Please..?

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Audience: ...

Mariners: O x O

Meme12: Hehehehehehehehe... Oh well, they're doomed later... Akuzu call the others to handle them...

Akuzu: Sure thing! (Grins)

Mariners: ...

Meme12: Let's move on to questions from Bloody Wolf!

Akuzu: Where is she anyway?

Grey: We called her.

Bloody Wolf: I'M RIGHT HERE! (Bounces very hyperactively on her seat)

Meme12: Bloody Wolf!

Bloody Wolf: Meme12!

Both authoress hugs.

Meme12: Thanks for coming!

Bloody Wolf: Wouldn't miss it for life!

Meme12: Wait a minute; RollArrow join the group hug!

RollArrow: Coming! (Leaps out of her seat)

Bloody Wolf/Meme12: GROUP HUG!

All three authoress hug

Audience: Awwwwwww!

Meme12: Have a seat guys!

Bloody Wolf/RollArrow: Sure! (Seats down)

Meme12: Let's bring on the questions!


To: Sorrento, Kanon and Thetis

From: The Bloody Wolf

Sorrento: Do you have a relationship with Julian (not yaoi!)

Kanon: Shame on you! You betrayed Athena and now you were going to betray
Poseidon. And why did you ask your brother to be evil. You're despicable.

Tethis: You're such a pest and a weakling! Are all women in Saint Seiya that
weak and stupid! Even Saori is. Only Yuzuriha and Violate from the lost canvas
are great. I'm coming there to kill you hehe.

Meme12: Please answer!

Sorrento x Julian fans: OH YEAH BABY!

Sorrento: Sorry to disappoint the fans but Julian and I are just normal friends.

Kanon: With the apostrophe marks people.

Sorrento: As if Kanon!

Kanon: Yeah right! (Smirking)

Akuzu: Stop being a pair of squabbling couple.

Kanon/Sorrento: WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!


Meme12: Chill you two. We're moving on so let's have Kanon answer his question.

Kanon: …. (Stares at question before showing Bloody Wolf the finger)

Meme12: Hey PG on my set!

Bloody Wolf: Ehehehehehehehehehe…! (Shows a giant axe with some blood stains on it)

Kanon: Oh #^*

Meme12: I'm glad you can understand now just answer before she gets the permission to hack you.

Kanon: Grr…There's no question for me EXCEPT FOR INSULTS!

Meme12: Really?

Akuzu: Yeah, he's right.

Kanon: I didn't make him evil! Ares did!

Grey: You influenced him so in other words you caused it in directly.

Bloody Wolf: I second that.

Kanon: Grr…

Meme12: If that's all we're moving onto Thetis! Please answer.

Thetis: Why you little…!

Bloody Wolf: Heh, heh… I'm gonna try out my axe! (Holds up the shiny axe)

Thetis: As if! (Summons coral to hold her down)

Bloody Wolf: Yawns… (Chops the coral easily)

Thetis: What!

Bloody Wolf: I was sharpening my precious baby last night… (Cuddles the axe lovingly)

Akuzu: We found meme12's twin.

Grey: You think? (Note the sarcasm)

Meme12: Calm down Bloody Wolf.

Bloody Wolf: But… (Puppy eyes)

Meme12: Look I rather have my good friend in one piece and NOT being shredded to pieces by Thetis fans.

Bloody Wolf: Fine… (Wolf ears droop)

Kaze: Woof, woof, woof, woof. (Look on the bright side; you get to torment them later.)

Bloody Wolf: Good… (Grins evilly)

Meme12: Thank you for your questions Bloody Wolf. Next up we have…

True to my Heart by Daisy x Daisy ring tone echoes in the studio.

Akuzu: Okay… I didn't know that you were that busy.

Grey: How do you keep changing those ring tones?

Meme12: I have my ways. (Winks)


Hey there Meme12 here! I'm too busy being hyper so please leave a message after the beep! Beep!

Message 3: It's been a while meme12. Count D here. I have already prepared the perfect pet for your next interview with the Specters. I'm sure that you will be very please with my choice. It's a…let's just say one of a kind and it will be air mailed to you directly at that interview. I wait to be amused…

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Mariners: O. O

Meme12: So he found it eh…? I can't wait for the interview with the Specteres now… (Grins very evilly)

Bloody Wolf: Don't mind me asking but what on earth did you ask that weird guy to get for you?

Meme12: It's a little secret but I suppose you will find out in the next interview would you? (Winks)

Bloody Wolf: So gonna be there! (Gives a wolfish grin)

Meme12: Moving on we have our question by Slothspieller!


To: All long hair Mariners

From: Slothspieller

Well, here's a question that has long perplexed me regarding those gorgeous guys of Saint Seiya- How does Shiryu (and all the other long-haired fellows too) prevent his long flowing hair from interfering while he's fighting a deadly opponent? One would expect those lush locks to blow over his face, get snagged on surrounding debris, or that his opponent would yank him around by it! It would be enlightening to hear the answer to this profound question!

Meme12: Please answer guys!

Thetis: It's due to the shampoo I use.

Kanon: Hair re-grow potion?

Thetis: Shut up! (Use corals to shut Kanon's mouth up)

Kanon: Uhm!

Io: I don't know; probably Poseidon's cosmo protected our hair.

Background: Cricket chirping

Akuzu: Pft!

Meme12: Sorry but… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mariners (Except for Kanon): HEY!

Bloody Wolf: Oh god! This is good!

Grey: Pull yourself together Meme12.

Meme12: I'll try… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Falls on ground laughing)

Akuzu: She's gonna be in that state for a while.

Grey: You aren't helping much either.

Kanon: That was lame!

Io: Shut up!

Meme12: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Still laughing)

Akuzu: Someone get me a cup of Chinese tea.

Grey: Got it here. (Holds flask)

Akuzu: Thanks. Open up Meme12. (Pours tea straight down Meme12's throat)

Meme12: Cough! Eh what was I doing?

Mariners: O. O

Akuzu: To cure her laughing fit this works a lot.

Grey: Acts as a laughing cure too.

Meme12: Thanks guys. Anyway let's move on to Jenny Devic's questions! Glad to hear from you again!


To: Thetis, Casa, Sorrento and Io

From: Jenny Devic

Mermaid Thetis: Are you better than Ariel from the Little Mermaid? You may have scale armor but Ariel could sing and she Flounder and Sebastian while all you had was crappy Sea Horse Baian and your coral powers that don't work well.

Lymnades Casa: You attempted to kill three Bronze Saints in a row and failed all three times. Why? I'll make an exception with Seiya since he does have main character prowess but the other two were inexcusable.

Siren Sorrento: You called the Asgard Warriors weak but they were able to stop the Bronze Saints for like four episodes at a time while you guys were defeated in like two on average. What do you have to say for yourself?

Scylla Io: You tried to lure Shun with the image of a maiden and it failed. Do you believe that this is proof that Shun loves June or Shun prefers men instead?

Meme12: Please answer minna!

Mariners: NANI!

Thetis: That authoress…! (Surrounded in flames)

Meme12: Grey, fire extinguisher.

Grey: Got it right here.

Meme12: Really sorry to do this but…FIRING THE HOLE! (Sprays the foam at Thetis)

Thetis: What the…! (Covered in carbon dioxide)

Akuzu: It was the last resort.

Kaze: Woof, woof, woof! (The studio will have been demolished if you continued)

Meme12: And I will kill you, period. (Smiles with dangerous aura)

Thetis: Sighs… Well then Jenny Devic… I CAN sing for your information and despite the fact that Baian does not help much…

Baian: Hey!

Thetis: I am still considered better then that mermaid Ariel created by Disney!

Grey: She said it.

Meme12: Yup and moving on we have Kasa!

Casa: Damn that $#* authoress!

Grey: That is so third degree burn.

Meme12: Whatever anyway just answer the question since it is very logical.

Kasa: Fine then… I shall tell you that I was going to finish off the swan and that Andromeda when that idiotic Phoenix interfered!

Grey: Still logic should tell people to finish off their enemies before they can stand again.

Akuzu: Basic understanding in assassins and ninjas.

Meme12: But still I mean… Not underestimating Ikki or anything but you could have trashed Ikki since you saw the closest person in his heart!

Kasa: I RAN OUT OF FREAKING STRENGTH OKAY!

Akuzu: In other terms, low stamina rate.

Kasa: DAMN YOU! (Prepares to attack Akuzu)

Meme12: SIT DOWN OR BLOODY WOLF GETS TO HACK YOU!

Bloody Wolf: Heh, heh, heh! (Shows the axe and ears twitch in excitement)

Kasa: #*$

Meme12: Chair, sit.

Kasa: I will get you guys later…! (Glares at Meme12)

Meme12: We'll see. Moving on we have Sorrento! (Grins)

Sorrento: Well about that, let's just say…

Meme12: If you're gonna say "Anime producers extended the scene for the Asgardian Warriors and not for the Mariners due to budget problems" it is not worth it.

Sorrento: How did you?

Grey: Everyone uses that excuse once in a while.

Akuzu: They already used it anyway.

Meme12: Try again Sorrento. (Grins)

Sorrento: Sigh… Okay I guess you can just say that they were creating the anime and we wanted more breaks.

Background music: Cricket chirping once more.

Meme12: What?

Akuzu: Cut short he means that they were slacking off more.

Grey: The others were working hard.

Mariners: HEY! (Prepares to attack)

Bloody Wolf: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe… (Sharpening axe in the corner)

Meme12: Chill guys… If you're finish; Io it's your turn!

Io: WTH.

Meme12/OCs: LANGUAGE!

Io: What kind of question is that?

Akuzu: You are just jealous that your seduction didn't work on Shun.

Io: Oh shut up!

Meme12: Just answer the question if not Bloody Wolf is going to continue sharpening that axe and give me the puppy eyes to hack you.

Bloody Wolf: Please…! (Starts puppy eyes)

Meme12: Ack! Help!

Io: Fine… Well I guess I believed that since my luring technique didn't work… I guess it just proves that he loves June more.

Meme12: Was that disappointment I hear…? (Evil thoughts)

Io: What are you thinking about…? (Glares)

Meme12: Nothing! (Innocent smile and halo)

Akuzu: She's thinking about fluff again…

Io: HEY!

Meme12: No such thing! Now if you're done; thank you Jenny Devic for your questions! Hope to hear more from you soon!

Kanon: Please tell me that this is over.


Meme12: Nope. Next questions up by Mnemosyne Saga! Welcome to Saint Seiya Talk.

To: Sorrento

From: Mnemosyne Saga

How do you feel now that you are living a normal life with Julian after experiencing life as a Mariner?

Meme12: Please answer Sorrento!

Sorrento: Well, it is a relief after the previous fight and I get to enjoy the fact that I did not need to stand up and fight all the time. I prefer using my music for performance instead of battling.

Meme12: Anything else?

Sorrento: Nope.

Meme12: There you have it Mnemosyne Saga! Hope you're happy with the answers and I hope to hear from you again!

Kanon: Wait a sec!

Meme12: What?

Kanon: How come that Siren gets more questions than me!

Sorrento: Stop being jealous Saga.

Akuzu/Grey: We second that.

Krishna: Be happy Saga… No one asked for me!

Baian: Second that.

Kasa: Oh god… My head hurts… (Wakes up)

Meme12: Oh no! I didn't get to use the electric eels!

Audience: O. O

Mariners: O. O

Bloody Wolf: Don't be sad Meme12… You still have another chance next time.

Meme12: Sniff… You're right… Anyway this is the final question guys.

Kanon: YES!

Other Mariners: OH YES BABY!

Akuzu: They are so…

Grey: OOC.

Kaze: Woof! (Yup)

Meme12: Here goes, guys!


To: All Mariners

From: Meme12

What do you think of Yaoi and Yuri in Saint Seiya?

Meme12: Answer guys!

Mariners: NANI!

Meme12: Eh heh! (Snaps the photo of shocked expressions)

Bloody Wolf: I want a copy.

Meme12: Sure! (Gives photocopy)

Bloody Wolf: Thanks! (Grins)

Kanon: DAMN YOU!

Akuzu: One. (Snaps)

Kasa: O x O (Collapses and foam emerges from mouth)

Grey: Two. (Snaps photo of K. O Kasa)

Thetis: Oh Lord Poseidon…

Isaac: I knew that she would ask that.

Sorrento: Hyoga told you, am I right?

Isaac: Yup.

Meme12: Well, since you're so normal then just answer for the others?

Isaac: What? Why happened to the rest?

Bloody Wolf: Well, Kanon is nuts; Thetis somehow sneaked off; Kasa is OOA (out of action); Sorrento is speechless; Baian is hyperventilating and Krishna is kind of…erm…

Roll Arrow: Stoning?

Bloody Wolf: Yup!

Isaac: That's impossible. (Turns to look at Krishna)

Krishna: …

Isaac: Erm Krishna?

Krishna: …

Isaac: Not funny Krishna. (Pokes Krishna)

Crash! Bam! Stoned Krishna collapses.

Isaac: Okay so he is stoning.

Akuzu: Three. (Takes the photo of the stoning Krishna)

Meme12: Just answer.

Io: We DEFINITELY don't appreciate yaoi stories which include us if that's what you're thinking about now meme12.

Meme12: Oh man! (Actually thinking about that)

Io: We just want peace from the weird and scary imagination you guys have!

Yaoi fan 1: Hey! Our imagination isn't weird!

Yaoi fan 2: Shoot him!

Meme12: Chill it people!

Bloody Wolf: Just let me at them! (Shows axe)

Audience: OMG! IT'S THAT CRAZY WOLF!

Bloody Wolf: Ehehehehehehehehehehehehe….! (Shows axe)

Meme12: Chill Bloody Wolf… Anything else to add, Io?

Io: Just stop thinking of placing us in your strange yaoi fantasies and we will just call it quits.

Yaoi fans: NO WAY!

Kanon: YES WAY! (Points middle finger at crowd)

Yaoi fans: Grrrrrrrrr!

Meme12: Interview's over! Have a nice day guys! (Prepares to horde everyone out)

Akuzu: That's fast.

Grey: Nah, she just wants to protect her studio from dying an even more horrible death.

Kaze: Woof, woof, woof. (After the previous times; we understand)

Kanon: Eat this! Galaxian Explosion!

Yaoi fans: EAT THIS IDIOT! (Pulls out a gigantic gun from out of nowhere)

Meme12: Not again! (Starts diving for cover)

Grey: Shoots! Faith shield! (Unleashes shield)

Akuzu: Crimson arc! (Releases shield)

Kaboom!

Attacks were miraculously deflected and threw the yaoi fans and Kanon out from the studio through the large missing wall space.

Meme12: IT'S A MIRACLE!

Akuzu: She's happy.

Grey: Her studio's still alive so why shouldn't she be happy?

Io: Great, now how are we supposed to find Kanon back?

Isaac: Come on; we could just leave him here anyway. (Leans against the wall)

Creak…! BAM! Wall collapses.

Io: O. O

Mariners: Oh shit!

Meme12: NO! NOT THE OTHER WALL! (Wails)

Krishna: You still have 2 more walls Meme12.

Baian: Yeah! Very strong walls too! (Taps the walls)

Creak…! Boom! Both wall collapses.

Audience: Eep! (Runs off before getting murdered)

Mariners: Oh #%*

Meme12: Baian… What did you just do…? (Complete deadly aura)

Io: Now Meme12… We can talk about this…

Bloody Wolf: YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR LIVES IDIOTS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Pulls out axe)

Roll Arrow: I agree! (Holds out bow and arrows)

Akuzu: You know we did have our prior warnings… (Shows knifes)

Grey: Now it's time to die. (Summons winds)

Isaac: Now wait a minute… (Steps back)

Meme12: Do you want to see how death is like…? (Pulls out sword)

Mariners: Oh #$^

Everyone else: SHIN NE! (Throws out attacks)

Mariners: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs away with attacks chasing after them)

To be continued


* Chinese term that usually means older man going after younger people

** Chinese term that means trying to take advantage of a younger person

Next up! THe interview of the Spectres! Remember to send in your questions for the Spectres! This is Meme12 saying sayonara matta o!