Chapter 6- The Dream and The Plan
Tsunade woke up. The light from the window was shining in her eyes. She wanted to go back to sleep but was much too lazy to get up and close the curtains. She started searching around with her hand as her eyes were closed for a pillow. She finally got a hold of one… or so she thought. She had actually grabbed the back of Jiraiya's neck. Her head was against Jiraiya's chest. This was somewhat strange, because she was closer to him than last night. The arm she grabbed the "pillow" with was around his neck and her other arm was now embracing him around his waist. Jiraiya, on the other hand, had one arm embracing Tsunade around her waist that pulled her closer to him and a hand on her… butt?! Now how'd that get there?! They stayed in that position until Jiraiya woke up. He realized in what position they were and wondered if he was still asleep and this was all a dream. Tsunade opened her eyes and became aware of their position as well. She immediately thought it was a dream because she was just having the same exact dream. The question is why? (A/N: Woah Tsunade! Lol!)
"Ummm, hey Jiraiya." Said Tsunade still thinking this was a dream.
"Hey." Said Jiraiya grinning, showing his pearly white teeth. He also thought this was a dream now due to the fact that Tsunade would never actually approve of their position. Even so, he kept his hands where they were. Tsunade snuggled even more with Jiraiya. Jiraiya now thought 'Yupp. This is a dream. It's very realistic. My compliments to the dream fairy.' Tsunade then started flirting with Jiraiya. She put both of her arms around his neck. Jiraiya flirted right back. He lowered his head to her level and put his forehead against hers. Tsunade giggled. Tsunade looked into Jiraiya's deep onyx eyes and he stared into her smooth, light brown eyes. Before they knew it, Tsunade locked lips with Jiraiya. Jiraiya's hands creeped their way to Tsunade's thighs. The kiss quickly became more passionate. Jiraiya's tongue explored the inside of Tsunade's mouth with great care. His lips then left her lips and went down to her neck. All of a sudden, the door flew open.
"Ok, what's going… What the hell?! One night, and you two are already all over each other!" yelled the surprised Naruto.
"Naruto, what are you doing in my dream?!" yelled both Sannin, getting out of their awkward position.
"Your dream?! This is my dream!" yelled both Sannin.
"Guys! This isn't a dream!" yelled Naruto.
"Not a dream? Impossible. This has to be a dream." Said Tsunade.
"This isn't a dream! You two were really making out on top of each other on the bed! At least I hope that's it!" exclaimed Naruto.
"If this isn't a dream… then… Tsunade and I…" Jiraiya looked over at Tsunade. Both Sannin blushed more than ever. Naruto smiled.
"Well, the interesting thing is that since both of you guys thought it was a dream, then that means you actually wanted to do it." Grinned Naruto.
"No way!" yelled Tsunade and Jiraiya.
"Then why were the two of you dreaming about screwing each other?" asked Naruto still grinning.
"I-WE-NO WAY!" yelled Tsunade in confusion.
"There's no getting out of this one Tsunade no baachan." Naruto stated. Tsunade and Jiraiya blushed. Naruto had caught them. How could they get out of this one if they were caught red-handed?
"Naruto, just shut up!" yelled Jiraiya. This made Naruto think that he should stop.
"Alright." Said Naruto as he headed for the door. He turned the doorknob, opened the door and took a last glance at Tsunade and Jiraiya before leaving. Jiraiya turned to Tsunade.
"You… uhh… you're a good kisser." Complimented the now blushing Jiraiya.
"Oh, umm… you were great too." Replied a very lobster red colored Tsunade.
"You… were you… what was your dream about?" asked the still blushing Tsunade.
"Oh, that…" replied Tsunade who turned a darker shade of red yet.
"Tsunade, why exactly were you having a dream about me?" asked Jiraiya as if he was reading her mind.
"Baka! I should be the one asking YOU that question!" yelled the now completely red Tsunade.
"Well, YOU were the one who kissed me." Said Jiraiya with a grin. Tsunade blushed once again.
"Well… You… I…" Tsunade couldn't think of anything to say.
"Admit it hime… you love me." Said Jiraiya grinning.
"I DO NOT!" yelled a blushing Tsunade. Jiraiya grabbed her by the waist and pulled her closer to him.
"Denial won't work hime." He whispered seductively in her ear. At this point, it was very difficult for Tsunade to contain her temptation.
"Jiraiya… I…" but Tsunade didn't get to finish that sentence because Jiraiya had pressed his lips on hers. Tsunade kissed him back, no longer being able to contain her desire. They kissed for about five minutes until they broke the kiss.
"We can't have Naruto finding out, now can we?" said Tsunade with a smile. Jiraiya smiled back.
"Well… not for now." He replied with a grin.
-Meanwhile, at the Himura House-
David, Eric, Kristy and Shizune were all enjoying a cup of coffee when they heard a bang come from the front of the house. They all ran to see what had happened. They saw that Naruto had ran into the door. He quickly picked himself up and ran into the house.
"Naruto wh-"
"Man have I got news for you guys!" yelled Naruto, interrupting David.
"What is it?" asked Shizune curiously.
"Well, you guys are probably aware that Tsunade no baachan, Ero-sennin and I are living together, right?" started Naruto.
"What?! No way! Wouldn't that give an awful lot of suspicion?" asked Kristy.
"Where the heck have you been?! And anyways, everyone in Konoha wants them to get together." Said Eric.
"Well, that's true." Agreed Kristy.
"May I please finish?" asked the impatient Naruto.
"Ok, Naru-kun!" said Kristy with an optimistic smile. She was a beautiful kunoichi. She had long brunette hair flowing down past her shoulders. Her outfit was that of a ninja, but in a way only a girl like Kristy could get it styled- light pink jonin jacket with matching shoes.
"Well, while those two slept on a comfy bed, I slept on the couch-"
"Naruto, we don't care if you slept on a couch and they slept on different beds-"
"But that's where the interesting part comes! It wasn't on separate beds, it was on the same bed!" yelled Naruto.
"Nani?!" yelled Shizune in disbelief.
"Tsunade-sama sure has it going!" yelled Kristy, filled with excitement.
"Damn." Said David.
"Wonder if anything happened." Said Eric.
"Oh, trust me, something happened." Said the now grinning Naruto. The young blonde ninja told the four jonin everything that he had seen. By the time that he was done, they were all standing before him in amazement and shock.
"N-No w-way!" yelled Shizune, almost incapable of speaking.
"Tsunade-sama sure has some 'splanin to do!" yelled Kristy, who wasn't nearly as shocked as Shizune.
"You mean Tsunade and Jiraiya were going at it?" said the perverted-minded David.
"Well, that was pretty unexpected. I bet if you hadn't come in Naruto we would see Tsunade running around with Tsuraiya." Commented the equally perverted-minded Eric. He all of a sudden felt a sharp pain on his head. Kristy had punched him.
"Baka! Tsunade-sama would never name her child Tsuraiya!" yelled Kristy.
"She could if she had 12 cups of sake!" yelled Eric. As Eric and Kristy fought about the name Tsunade would give her child, the others continued the conversation.
"Naruto, are you thinking about telling anyone else about this?" asked the now calmer David.
"Well, yeah!" yelled Naruto in excitement.
"Well, don't." said David, surprising everyone.
"What?! Why?!" yelled the blonde ninja.
"You don't want Tsunade-sama to kill you, do you?" asked David. Naruto waited a second before answering.
"No… but the village has a right to know." Was Naruto's reply. David sighed.
"Naruto, if you want the village to know…" , everyone stared at the now grinning David, "then let her tell the village herself."
"David, you know Tsunade-sama would never do that." Commented Shizune.
"Yeah! She's right David!" exclaimed Naruto. David just smiled.
"Not under regular circumstances, she wouldn't." explained David.
"What are you thinking?" asked Naruto.
"I've got a plan to get her to reveal her true feelings." Said David.
"Why don't we just use this plan on Jiraiya-sama?" asked Shizune.
"Ero-sennin wouldn't tell." Said Naruto.
"Not only that, but we have more options with Tsunade-sama. Two of them are currently in this house." Explained David.
"Really?! Who?!" asked Shizune.
"You and-" a crash from the other room interrupted David. They ran to see what had happened.
"Enough you two!" yelled David. Eric and Kristy stopped immediately.
"We have a plan!" yelled Naruto. They explained the plan to Eric and Kristy.
"Now, as I was saying. We have you, Shizune, and Kristy." Explained David.
"Why Kristy?" asked Naruto.
"Because Kristy is also very close to Tsunade-sama and knows how to get into her head." Explained David.
"Sure do! I love Tsunade-sama! But I love Jiraiya-sama too! But I love you guys too! But-"
"Alright, Kristy, we get it." Interrupted Eric.
"Alright, let the mission begin! 'Operation: Make Tsunade no baachan confess' is go!" yelled Naruto.
"Ok, we'll need just one more person." Said David.
"Who?" asked everyone. David grinned.
"Jiraiya-sama himself."
A/N: I AM SOOOO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! PLEASE, PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I JUST HAD SO MUCH TO DO! ONCE AGAIN, I'M VERY SORRY! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
PREVIEW: SHIZUNE AND KRISTY PAY A LITTLE VISIT TO TSUNADE!! WHAT WILL THEY GET OUT OF HER?! FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 7- PLAN IN ACTION
