PSMANIAC: Chapter 7 is up and running. Remember, don't own Crash Bandicoot, Ferro
Roche, or Star Wars.
Chapter Seven: Ocean Commotion
The Bandicoots swam through the Wet Sea, looking at all of the exotic creatures such
as the Jelly Finch and Carp-enter. But that is another story.
"It's quiet, too quiet," said Crunch.
"And it's wet, too wet," Aku Aku added. (Kudos to anyone who catches the reference!)
They swam in wet silence until Coco stated, "Something's not right here."
"What is it?" asked Crunch.
"Well, in almost every underwater level in the Crash Bandicoot games there is always a
giant, tentacled threat."
"Like a giant squid?" asked Aku Aku, peering in fear at something behind Coco.
"Yeah, like a giant squid. I hate those things," Coco responded.
"Then you would hate to turn around," the ancient mask said, but she turns around anyway
to see a giant, killer squid.
"This is not good," said Coco as the squid charged towards them.
"I sure hope that something convenient pops up and defeats it," said Crunch. Nothing
happened.
"Man! That always works in the video games, but this is real life."
Aku Aku turned to the reader and said, "Don't tell him, he might snap."
In the Mole Mines, Cortex and his minions weren't doing much better than the
Bandicoots. They were being chased by a giant spider. What happened? Let's just say that
N. Gin thought that one of the spider's eggs was a Ferro Roche.
"N. Gin! You buffoon!" screamed Cortex, "Look at the mess you have gotten us into!"
"Sorry Dr. Cortex," whimpered N. Gin, "I was really hungry."
"Less talking more running!" said Tropy as he sprinted past them. Soon, they were faced
with a dead end.
"No!" yelled Cortex, "It can't end this way! I still haven't lived out my dream of becoming a
professional ice skater! Next to world domination."
"Well I'm not going down without a fight!" declared Nina as she got into a battle stance.
On the cliff above the villains, two Miner Interdroids were worker near a percariously
perched boulder.
"Whew, this is hard work," said one, Earl, as he leaned against the rock. The boulder
creaked and went tumbling down. Earl looked down the cliff, and then at his friend, Steve.
"He did it!" Earl screamed before running off.
Cortex, N. Gin, Tropy, and Nina backed up against the wall as the spider came closer.
You can smell its venomous breath. You can see slimy poison dripping down from its
mouth to the floor with a sickly-
"That's disgusting!" cried Cortex. Alright, I'll stop. The spider crept foward until a giant
boulder smashed its head.
"Woot!" cheered our villainous heroes. Nina high-fived her uncle which sent him hurtling into
the spider's abdomen. It exploded and covered them in green spider mush.
"Gaah!" screamed Cortex, "I had my mouth open!" He spat out some green goo before he
noticed something in the arachnid remains. He picked it up.
"A Power Crystal!" He declared before placing it into his pocket. N. Gin turned a sickly
green.
"I think that Ferro Roche is backing up on me," he said before scampering to a nearby
outhouse.
Crash, Coco, Aku Aku, and Crunch battled the giant squid, but the beast was to
fearsome. The squid hit some rocks behind Crash, revealing a Power Crystal. Crash
snatched and pocketed the glowing object. Suddenly, an old dude in brown robes
appeared in front of Crash.
"Use the force," he said, "Wait a minute... you're not Luke. Oh no! Luke!" He disappeared.
Crash was too distracted by the Obi-Wan Kenobi cameo to notice the squid grab him.
"Crash!" Coco screamed but the creature was too far away to catch up to. Then, a giant net
captured our remaining three heroes and pulled them up into a giant submarine.
The N-Team, after N. Gin relieved himself, made their way down a tunnel and onto a
large platform over a pit of spikes. Rocks fell and blocked all of the exits in the cavern.
"This isn't good," muttered Cortex. Then a car-sized flying drill contraption rose from the pit,
piloted by Hairy Mole. It was yellow and black in color, and it looked the same as Mecha
Bandicoot's main torso. On the front was a drill, on one side was a laser, on the other side
was a missile launcher, on the bottom was a flamethrower, and on the back was a propeller.
"Hahaha!" laughed Hairy, "You June bugs are in for it now. I'm gonna kill you faster than a
rattlesnake on hyper juice!"
In the submarine, Crunch, Coco, and Aku Aku were tied to a rope over a pool filled
with robotic sharks.
"Well bandicoots, I see that you have fallen into my trap," said someone in a Russian
accent. There came the rat that was seen at N. Terdimensional's fortress. the bandicoots
also noticed that he had a robotic right arm.
"I am Doctor Otto Ratsputin, Robotics Engineering Expert for the 0th army. I welcome you
to your doom."
Next time on Crash: Dimension Dilemma...
The Bandicoots face their most formidable enemy to date, Ratsputin. The N-team
also have problems of their own when they face Hairy Mole. Hahahaha! Hairy Mole! What
sort of name is that? Hahahaha! What? Oops, sorry. Anyway, will they survive? Find out in
Chapter Eight: Mining Mishap.
PSManiac: I question that narrator's sanity. Review everybody!
