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Narrator: Predators; The intergalactic hunters who take on the most dangerous of game.
(The screen shows a alien creature firing a strange weapon at a team of Spetznas.)
Narrator: Locusts; The ruthless reptilian humanoids who plan to populate Sera, and exterminate every human on sight.
(The screen then shows an ugly reptilian-like monster firing a gun at a team of COG soilders.)
Narrator: WHO...IS...DEADLIEST? To find out, our world-class fighters are testing the two teams most leathal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two go toe-to-toe. No rules, no safety, no mercey: It's a duel to the death, all to find out just who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
We once again enter the fight club.
Narrator: Here at the fight club, the host has brought experts/members of the two beastly teams to discover who would win between...The Predators...
Predator Stats:
First apperance: Predator (1987)
Size: 7 feet tall; 330 lbs
Enimes: Xenomorphs (aka Aliens)
Armor: Wire-mesh armor
Narrator: And The Locust Horde.
Locust Stats:
First Apperance: Gears of War (2006)
Size: 7-8.1 feet tall; Unknown weight
Enimes: COG
Armor: Strip armor
Narrator: Both teams are confident of their warrior's success.
Team Predator will be represented by Alexa Wood, who fought along side the Predators, and Wolf, a Predator Veteran who will be testing the weapons.
"The Locust are tough, I'll give them that." Alexa said, "But let's see what happens when they go against one of the greatest alien hunters." Wolf nodded in agreement.
Team Locust will be represented by General RAMM and High Priest Skorge.
"The Predator against us? No contest!" RAMM commented.
"If COG can't beat us, these things sure won't be able to." Skorge added.
Narrator: Both teams have brought the two beastly warrior's most devestating weapons...
Predator's weapons:
Long range- Plasma Caster
Mid range- Combi Stick
Close range- Wrist Blades
Special weapon- Blazer
Explosive weapon- Remote Bomb
Locust's weapons:
Long range- Hammerburst Rifle
Mid range- Torque Bow
Close range- Butcher Knife
Special weapon- Explosive Flail
Explosive weapon- Bolo Grenade
Narrator: First up is long range. Team Predator strikes first with...The Plasma Caster.
Wolf heads out into the firing range and activates his plasma casters. He aims them at two targets made to look like Locust and fires. Both the shots deliver a devestating blow to the heads of both of the targets.
Narrator: Team Locust is impressed, but not enough. They counter with...The Hammerburst Rifle.
RAMM steps out into the firing range with the rifle. He takes aim at two targets made to look like Predators. He shoots six rounds into the first one's chest and six more into the second one's head...exactly where he aimed at.
Narrator: Both weapons did devestating damage at long range, and both where accurate. Because of this, the edge is a draw.
Edge: Draw
Narrator: Next is mid range weapons. Team Predator brings to the fight...The Combi Stick.
Wolf steps a few feet away from a carcass, wearing Locust armor, with the combi stick. He aims it and throws. The sharp edge of the spear-like stick goes through the armor and into the flesh.
Narrator: Team Locust are not at all impressed. They answer back with...The Torque Bow; a weapon that fires exsposive arrows.
Skorge steps out into the firing range with the Torque Bow and aims at a target made to look like a Predator and fires an arrow which goes right through the chest. After 0.5 seconds, the target blows up.
Narrator: The combi stick was impressive, but the Torque Bow is a deadlier weapon with it's longer range and explosive arrows. The edge goes to the Torque Bow.
Edge: Locust
Narrator: Now it's time for close range weapons. Team Predator brings...The Wrist Blades.
Wolf walks up to a carcass wearing Locust armor and activates his wrist blades. The blades slice through the carcass with ease, penatrating the armor.
Narrator: Impressed as they are, Team Locust answer back with...The Butcher Knife.
RAMM steps up to a gel torso, knife in hand. With one slice, he delivered a massive wound across the throat, nearly beheading it.
Narrator: Both weapons were brutal and deadly. However, with it's longer range and larger size, the edge goes to the wrist blades.
Edge: Predator
Narrator: Now time for special weapons. Team Predator brings to the fight...The Blazer.
Wolf steps out into the firing range and activates his blazer. He aims at four targets made to look like Locust and fires. Four beams then come from it and touches the four targets. Suddenly, the targets burst into flame.
Narrator: Team Locust is impressed, but counter with...The Explosive Flail.
Skorge steps out into the firing range with the explosive flail. He runs full speed at a target made to look like a Predator, but when he gets a quarter of the way there, he swings the flail. When it made impact, it cracked the skull and blew the target up.
Narrator: The explosive flail is an impressive weapon, but it needs to be in a close range. Due to it's longer range and ability to set targets ablaze, the edge goes to the blazer.
Edge: Predator
Narrator: Finally, it's time for explosive weapons. Team Predator brings...The Remote Bomb.
Wolf steps out into the firing range with the remote bomb. He throws it at three targets and presses a button on his wrist computer. The bomb then explodes, destroying all three targets.
Narrator: Team Locust believe their bomb is better, as they fire back with...The Bolo Grenade.
RAMM goes out to the firing range with the bolo grenade. He lefts it up and swings it around until he gained enough momentum and threw it at three targets. The grenade then went off, destroying one target while leaving the second badly injured, and the third completely unharmed.
Narrator: Both explosives were deadly, but the Bolo Grenade has a smaller blast radius then the remote bomb, giving the latter the edge.
Edge: Predator
Narrator: Testing is now complete, it's time to see who is more superior. The data from the tests will be uploaded into a computer simulation, developed by Slitherine Studios. To keep this show down from being won by a single lucky shot, the simulation will be ran 1000 times. Who will win? Stealthy Hunters vs Brutal Warriors...High Technology vs Brute Strength...Alien vs Beast...
(The screen shows a Predator aiming his plasma casters at a pair of unsuspecting Yakuza, then a Locust firing his Torque Bow at a COG soilder. Next, the screen shows a Predator detonating a remote bomb with his wrist computer, then a Locust tearing an enemy to shreads with his bare hands. Finally, the screen shows the Predator, then a Locust.)
Narrator: WHO...IS...DEADLIEST?
Simulation:
In an abandoned, war zone-like city, a ship lands in an abandoned parking lot. The doors to the ship open, and out walk seven Predators. The group looks around when the leader sees something through his bio mask.
That "something" was a group of seven Locusts, having just won a fight against a group of COG soilders. The leader Predator tells his followers about this in his native tounge.
Predators: 7
Locusts: 7
The lead Locust is leading his followers through the city when he gets the sudden feeling that they're being watched...which they were. One of the Predators activates his plasma caster and fires it at a Locust, hitting it dead in the chest.
Predators: 7
Locusts: 6
Now on the alert, the remaining Locusts look up and see the Predators. The same Predator is about to fire again, but a Locust fires his Hammerburst rifle, killing the Predator.
Predators: 6
Locusts: 6
The lead Predator then orders his followers to split up into three groups, which they all do. The Locusts follow them, also split up into three groups.
Two Locusts follow two Predators into one of the abandoned buldings. They split up and search seperate floors. One of the Locusts spots a Predator on a chandelier and fires his hammerbrust rifle at him, bringing him down.
Predators: 5
Locusts: 6
The Locust then feels a sharp pain in his back. The reason: the second Predator stabbed him with his wrist blades. The Locust then falls to the floor, dead.
Predators: 5
Locusts: 5
On the second floor, the other Locust sees this from a hole in the floor. He takes out his Torque Bow and fires at the Predator. The arrow struck the Predator in the shoulder, but before he could pull it out...
BOOOOMMMM!
The blast from the explosive arrow killed him. Smirking, the Locust exited the building to find his leader.
Predators: 4
Locusts: 5
The lead Predator and another Predator were soon chased into an ally way by two Locusts. The second Predator stops and jumps onto a fire escape, pulling out his combi stick. When the two Locusts enter the ally, the Predator throws it at the second Locust, killing him.
Predators: 4
Locusts: 4
The first Locust hears this as he pulls out his Bolo Grenade and swings it around, aiming at the slightly confused Predator. The Locust throws the grenade at the Predator, who gets hit from the explosion.
Predators: 3
Locusts: 4
The lead Locust and two others (the other had just caught up to him) are seaching around for any sight of their enemies. Two Predators spot them as one charges at the second Locust with his wrist blades. The targeted Locust spots this in time and hits him with his Explosive Flail.
Predators: 2
Locusts: 4
The other Predator then runs out of the ally way as the lead Locust follows him. The two other Locusts follow their leader when they hear a clunk nearby.
Outside the ally way, the Predator pressed a button on his wrist computer, just as the lead Locust was exiting the ally. Suddenly, an explosion and two dying roars were heard.
Preadators: 2
Locusts: 2
Another Locust nearby spots the lead Predator and pulls out his butcher knife. He charges and knocks the lead Predator to the ground. Just as the Locust was about to stab him, the lead Predator puches him in the gut and activates his wrist blades.
Predators: 2
Locusts: 1
Meanwhile, the lead Locust chases after the second Predator. He fires his Torque Bow just as the Predator was about to fire his plasma caster. The arrow strikes the caster, resulting in the Predator blowing up.
Predators: 1
Locusts: 1
The lead Locust then hears a growl and looks up, seeing the lead Predator on a fire escape. The lead Locust fires his hammerburst rifle, but the lead Predator dodges and jumps down activating what the lead Locust believes is the lead Predator's plasma caster. Just as the former was about to fire his rifle again, a beam came out of the lead Predator's shoulder cannon. The moment the beam touched the lead Locust, he bursted into flames.
Predators: 1
Locusts: 0
The lead Predator looks at the charred remains of the lead Locust and lets out a loud roar in victory.
Winner: Predators
Narrator: In the 1000 battles, the Predators were victorious with 600-kills. The Locusts weren't far behind with 400-kills.
Predator's kills: 600
Plasma Caster- 250
Combi Stick- 55
Wrist Blades- 24
Blazer- 201
Remote Bomb- 70
Locust's kills: 400
Hammerburst Rifle- 220
Torque Bow- 100
Butcher Knife- 1
Explosive Flail- 14
Bolo Grenade- 65
At the fight club, the teams discuss what happened.
"There was no doubt that the Predators would win this." Alexa said.
"That was just a simulation," RAMM said, "We'd desrtoy those things in real life."
(The screen then shows the lead Predator letting out a roar in victory.)
