CHAPTER 7
A Host Club??
"This is the right way isn't it?" Hatori said to himself as he looked at a piece of paper in his hand. He had written down the room that Haruhi's club was supposed to be in. He had asked a girl if he knew Haruhi and she got dreamy. It took him ten minutes just to get which room it was in.
Hatori looked up. He had finally found the third music room. Took me long enough, no wonder these girls are all skinny, their school is so huge!! They probably spend all their time walking from one class to another one. Hatori thought.
He reached towards the door handle but before he could grab it the large double doors opened revealing the club inside.
Rose petals showered over Hatori. What the hell?!? Hatori backed away from the door.
Seven figures appeared in the door way. "Welcome to the host club!!" Hatori stared at them. "Host Club?"
Hatori was laughing while sitting on a couch with Haruhi. Haruhi gave him a very annoyed look. After Kyouya explained to him what the host club exactly was Hatori designated Haruhi and was laughing at her because she was in the host club. (Tamaki would have told him about the host club but Hatori gave him a death glare which sent Tamaki to his dark corner.)
"I didn't know you were into girls Haruhi," Hatori managed to say. Haruhi glared at him so he dropped the subject. "Kyouya sempai explained to you why I'm in this club," Haruhi told him, not bothering to hide the fact that she was pissed off at him for laughing so much.
"Well Haruhi, I'll leave so you can have some time with your fangirls," Hatori said emphasizing the last word.
"Well Hatori, just to tell you I'm not hosting girls anymore." Haruhi said.
Hatori gave Haruhi a puzzled look. "What do you mean?"
Haruhi looked at Hatori and smiled. "I'm hosting men now, so I'll have fanboys,"
Hatori stared at Haruhi, he wanted to say something to change her mind but then saw her glance at Kyouya. Finally, Hatori realized why she was going to host guys.
"The guy with the glasses is making you," he said, not really asking but just stating. Haruhi nodded. "Well then I guess I better leave now,"
He looked at Haruhi with a sly grin. Haruhi raised an eyebrow at him. "Have fun in your host club w-h-o-r-e,"
He stood up and noticed that Haruhi had also stood up. "Haruhi, I can walk my self out." He said. Haruhi gave him a cheerful look. "You're not leaving through the door Ato,"
"Ha-Haruhi!! Wait, I'm sorry but please don't do this!!" Hatori stuttered. Haruhi gave him a smile that sent shivers down his spine.
Haruhi was dragging Hatori by his shirt collar towards the open window. "This is the second story!!" Hatori shouted, hoping to convince her to change her mind.
"Well then, I hope you land some where soft," Haruhi said. With that being said, she tossed him out the window.
Hatori landed in the garden's flower pond. When he came up to the surface, he had a lily pad on his head. A near by frog jumped onto his head and back off again. Hatori grabbed the lily pad and threw it back in the pond.
The six other hosts stared at Haruhi in fear and surprise. They never knew Haruhi would do something that extreme. Haruhi turned to look at them.
They backed away from her. Well except Mori and Kyouya. Haruhi smiled at them. They gulped at made a mental note to not get on Haruhi's bad side. If they weren't already.
After their clients had left and they were gathering their things Tamaki blocked the door before anyone could leave. "Milord, we want to leave so move," the twins said, annoyed. Tamaki ignored then.
"Now that we our done enchanting the lives of beautiful maidens, I want to discuss something very important."
Tamaki put his hand over his chest in a very dramatic and prince like way. "I want us all to go on a vacation…to Australia!!" he exclaimed.
All the hosts gave him a very annoyed look. "No," they all said. Tamaki, for once, didn't retreat to his dark corner.
"Fine, then to-" Tamaki began before Kyouya cut him off.
"Tamaki can you think for a moment? We can leave the country because Haruhi is too poor to buy a passport," Haruhi gave him an icy glare. "Besides, don't you have better things to do then drag us into one of your stupid adventures?"
Tamaki ran to Kyouya and wrapped himself around Kyouya's legs. "But mom, think about the children!! We can always buy our daughter a passport. Also…"
He looked up at Kyouya with puppy dog eyes. "I wanna see a kangaroo…"
The twins burst into laughter upon hearing this. They feel to the floor laughing.
Haruhi just rolled her eyes.
Kyouya sighed. This stupid idiot has to be such a pain sometimes. Kyouya looked at Tamaki with his infamous death glare.
Tamaki cringed at Kyouya's death glare but he still wouldn't give up. He really wanted to see a kangaroo.
"But mom I-" Tamaki started but was interrupted again but this time by Haruhi.
"Sempai, I can't go anywhere this weekend I have a friend coming to live with me for awhile." Haruhi stated. All the hosts looked at her with surprise.
Tamaki and the twins ran to Haruhi. "WHAT!?! HOW CAN YOU HAVE A GUY LIVING WITH YOU??" They yelled in her face.
A vein popped out on Haruhi's face. "Who said it was a guy?" she said, they could tell that she was about to explode with rage.
Tamaki and the twins gave her a confused look. "It's not a guy? Then what is it?" they asked.
Haruhi looked at them like they were the stupidest people on the earth. I knew they were stupid but this?
Haruhi sighed. "It's. A. Girl." She said slowly so they could understand her.
Tamaki and the twins blinked a few times before Tamaki finally stood up. He had a certain gleam in his eyes.
"This might be Haruhi's only chance to become a girl! We must go and meet Haruhi's friend and try to make Haruhi a true female." He turned to the Hosts and began pointing to them giving them their jobs.
Haruhi thought about going off on Tamaki but decided that that would just make him more determined to make her more off a girl. She grinned when she about her plan.
Haruhi walked over and stood in front of Tamaki. Tamaki stopped talking and looked down at Haruhi surprised.
Haruhi looked up at Tamaki with sad puppy dog eyes and pouted her lips. She saw Tamaki freeze. This is going to be easy.
"Tamaki, you don't think that I'm like a woman?" she asked sadly but also seductively.
Tamaki's face flustered and he was at a loss for words.
The other hosts were also at a loss for words at her strange behavior.
Haruhi forced her self to shed a fake tear.
"Do I have to show you that I'm a woman?" she said looking up at Tamaki. His face was completely red and his mouth kept opening and shutting.
Haruhi grabbed Tamaki's hand and gently kissed it. Tamaki fainted right when she let go of his hand. The other hosts were staring at her.
Haruhi started to laugh. The hosts looked at her. "Just because I dress up as a boy doesn't mean I don't know how to be a girl," she said with a sly grin.
The other hosts stared at her for a moment before getting ready to leave.
Right when Haruhi was about to leave Kyouya stopped her. She looked up at him.
"Haruhi, when we get back from our two week vacation, you will have men to entertain." Kyouya stated, showing no emotion.
Haruhi merely nodded and proceeded to go home but Kyouya stopped her by grabbing her arm.
"Who taught you to act like that?" Kyouya asked. He never thought that Haruhi could act so…girly.
Haruhi stared at him for a minute before flashing a smile at him. She put a finger to her lips. "That's a secret sempai," she said in a quiet girly voice.
She turned and walked out the doors, leaving a very stunned Kyouya.
Kyouya pushed up his glasses and smirked. She'll make a very interesting hostess. He turned and looked at Tamaki, who was still unconscious and laying on the floor. Very interesting.
Mori and Huni were on their way home in Huni's limo.
Huni squeezed Usa-chan (I'm pretty sure that's what he calls his bunny.) "I didn't know Haru-chan could be like that," he said.
Mori merely nodded. He couldn't stop replaying the whole scene in his head. He didn't think Haruhi even knew how to be so much like a woman.
Suddenly a thought came to his head. I wonder what her friend is like….
Kaoru and Hikaru, also in their limo driving home, where talking about Haruhi's strange behavior.
"I can't believe she actually did that! I'm surprised that she even knows how to do that!" Hikaru exclaimed to his twin.
To tell the truth, he was jealous that she acted that way to Tamaki but he knew that she didn't have feelings for Tamaki except that of a friend.
Kaoru looked at his brother. He knew Hikaru was jealous but he wasn't in a bad mood about it at all. Kaoru smiled, his twin was finally becoming more mature.
A thought suddenly hit Kaoru. He interrupted Hikaru while Hikaru was talking.
"She totally made us forget about her friend!" Kaoru nearly yelled at his twin.
Hikaru was surprised as well. He looked at Kaoru.
They both smiled. "Driver, head to Haruhi's house!" their limo made a U-turn and drove towards Haruhi's house.
Tamaki sat up and looked around. Everybody had forgotten him and left him all alone.
Tamaki noticed this and retreated to his dark corner.
Maybe I was too rough with Tamaki… Haruhi thought as she fished for her house key that was some where in her bag. Before she could find it thought the door burst open
Haruhi was tackled to the floor in a bear hug.
"I missed you so much, my little sister!!!" exclaimed the girl that tackled Haruhi.
Haruhi smiled and returned the embrace. "I missed you too, big sister,"
Author's Note: Just to clear things so I don't get questions about this, Haruhi and her 'big sister' are not related, they are not really sisters. You will learn about it in the next chapter. Also I need a name for the new character so any suggestions will be greatly appreciated. So, thanks for all the reviews. Every one who reviewed gets a cake (passes out cakes to people) well I hope you like the chapter I tried to make it longer. And sorry if it seems like the story is sort of confusing because I sort of forget what I wrote in the previous chapters and I've been too lazy to reread them. When I'm done with this story I'm going to delicate a story to the person who reviewed the most!!!
