Ookami Hitokage: Dx My plan failed.

Kisshu: --;

Ookami Hitokage: I've got a ton of things going on, I'm sick, not to mention I have tests. And thank you, Black Neko Chan for the wishes!

Disclaimer!

Ookami Hitokage: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew.

Mary Sue in Tokyo Mew Mew!

By Ookami Hitokage

Previously on Mary Sue in Tokyo Mew Mew!

"For one thing," Ichigo said coolly, "Aoyama-kun is my boyfriend, not yours. For another, I absolutely loathe Kisshu – "

"Zomg! Like, no you don't!" yelled Mary Sue. "I've seen it in your eyes!" Now, her eyes were almost crazy-looking at that moment.


Ichigo hurled the cup at Mary Sue, who caught it with ease with her awesome ninja-cat-Sueness.

"Gawd! I'm perfect, so you obviously can't hurt me!" the Sue stuck her tongue out at Ichigo, who was shaking with rage.

"Mew Mew Strawberry! Metamorphosis!"

"Mary Sue Transform!"

The two felines lunged at each other, while Ryou, Keiichirou, and Masaya promptly fled the basement. Sounds of crashing and flashing lights came from the basement, and Ryou and Keiichirou were fearing for the life of Ichigo.

Well, duh. Mary Sue was perfect, so of course they'd be fearing for Ichigo's life!

A few minutes later, a normal Mary Sue bounced up the stairs, flashing her perfect white teeth at Masaya. "Hiiiii!"

Ichigo dragged herself up the stairs, looking quite beaten up, a few moments later.

"…Damn you, Mary Sue."

"Oooh, is that all you, like, got?! I barely felt a thing!"

That was true, of course. The perfect Sue had dodged all of Ichigo's attacks, and Ichigo had only been able to dodge one.

The Mew groaned, forcing herself to her feet and glowering at Mary Sue. She took a few shaky steps forward…

…and slapped Mary Sue, hard.

The "poor" Sue stumbled backwards, clutching her cheek in apparent agony.

"Sue-chan!" Masaya yelled, catching the blonde goddess before she could fall. She nearly fainted.

"Masaya-kun! I love you!"

"Sue-chan, I love you too!"


Ookami Hitokage: Love at first sight…? –attempts to make an excuse-

Kisshu: I'll kill him!

Ookami Hitokage: You said the same thing in Three Fateful Words!

Kisshu: So?! I'll still kill him!

Ookami Hitokage: I hate to break it to ya, but Mary Sue'll probably kill you first.