Chapter Seven
Thor had always thought that Midgardians lacked knowledge in some areas, but he certainly never thought he'd see it unfold at the magnitude that it now was. Not only had they arrived back on set to see an ominous note posted to the door of Chris' trailer, but they'd also have to more than likely deal with the hot tempered Russo again. Upon arriving back on set, Chris had found out that Scarlett had indeed taken Robert's text to heart. She was beyond mad. At being called a thief, she had proceeded to do absolutely nothing aside from leaving, what Sebastian kept calling ominous, note on the door that simply read, "I'm not a thief." Thor had thought the note very straight forward, but here was Sebastian thinking up the hundred and one implications that could be with that note.
"She's plotting…" said Sebastian. "She's just waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike."
Chris had opened the door of his trailer while Sebastian was talking, looking about and satisfying himself with the fact that none of his things had been broken.
"Nah. Scar and I have been friends for a while now. Besides, why would she take revenge on me when it was Robert that sent the text," said Chris as he relaxed some and took a seat on the couch.
Robert stood frozen in the doorway then as he finally realized that he might be the one in the line of fire since he had sent the text.
"She wouldn't think about doing anything to my stuff, would she?" he asked then; his eyes turning to lock on Chris' as he shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't know. She does what she wants."
Muttering under his breath, Robert raced away then to go ensure that all of his things were safe from harm. That just left Sebastian and Chris in the trailer with Thor. However, before Chris could move to shut the door and continue his talk with Thor, Russo barreled right inside without an invitation.
"I thought I smelled a Hemsworth…" said Russo then in anger as he glared at Thor.
"Smelled a Hemsworth?" asked Sebastian and Chris then as they both raised their eyebrows.
"It's a variation of, 'I thought I smelled a rat,'" explained Russo.
"Dude, don't ever do that again," said Chris with a small chuckle and a shake of his head. "It just comes out sounding really weird and creepy."
That comment just served to make Russo even more mad. He began to pace back and forth in front of the three of them; his hands clamped behind his back.
"Where have you all been?! I needed to film and you weren't here."
"We all went out," said Chris.
"Out?" asked Russo then.
"Yeah, you know. Out. Away from this place. We went to get coffee."
"Whose idea was that?" asked Russo. "We have a deadline, and I came around to look for you guys to start filming and you weren't around. I can't work under these conditions! Besides, don't you have a coffee pot in your trailer?"
"My brother, Loki, stole it," piped up Thor then; tired of being mistaken for Hemsworth, "Chris was very kind in taking us all out."
"Loki? Hemsworth, you aren't Thor, cut it out!"
"I was merely offering up an explanation as to why we all had to go out to coffee instead of staying behind on set."
"Yeah, and Thor completely blew a hole into the wall of a store while we were out. It was great," spat out Sebastian then, blushing as soon as the words left his mouth. He knew then that he shouldn't have said anything.
"Hemworth did what now?! And he has you calling him Thor too? What is this madness?"
"Welcome to my world…" said Thor then under his breath.
"He blew a hole in the wall by summoning Mjolnir, but Robert paid for it."
"Robert…" said Russo in a slow voice then, "I should have known that he had tagged along with you. I just figured that he went out on his own."
"Nah, he was with us," said Sebastian, "He was great at handling the situation though."
By this point Chris was staring at him in a way that communicated that he probably should shut up now before he landed them in even hotter water. Russo had had it by that point.
"Look, my brother isn't on set today so I really don't have the patience to deal with this sort of foolishness. All four of you need to grow up right now, and stop calling him Thor!"
"I've come to believe he actually is Thor though," said Chris after a second. "I mean, you should have seen him summon Mjolnir."
"Fine then," said Russo as he looked at Thor, "If you're really Thor, summon Mjolnir for me right now."
"I have Mjolnir," said Thor as he held it up for Russo to see, wondering how he had missed it this whole time. "I can't summon something that is already here."
"Well then, go put it outside and then summon it to you. If you're Thor, that's the proof I need."
Sighing, Thor moved past them to walk outside Chris' trailer and place Mjolnir down on the ground. He then proceeded to walk back inside and stand next to Chris again before looking at Russo.
"I shall summon Mjolnir now. Watch."
Thor stuck his hand out then to summon Mjolnir, and being a Monday he should have known that it wouldn't work out the way that he had wanted it to. Mjolnir was summoned to his hand, that part wasn't the problem. What was the problem was that Russo was in the direct path of Mjolnir, and as it came towards Thor's palm, it smacked him slightly on the back of the head, causing him to pass out unconscious on the floor.
"WE KILLED HIM!" screamed Chris then in alarm as he immediately moved to kneel down next to Russo to check for a pulse, relieved when he found one.
"What are the chances that he's going to remember any of this when he wakes up?" asked Sebastian then as they looked at the unconscious Russo on the floor.
"Probably not very good," said Chris with a sigh.
